Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
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What details does Uncle Si reveal about his military mission?
When I was young, I had an old man tell me this. He said, Roxton, you better not blink. And I said, what are you talking about? He said, how old are you? And I said, I'm about 25. He said, I said, how old are you? He said, 65. He said, you'll blink. He said, you'll blink and you'll be my age. Yeah. And I blinked. I was his age. Now you're his age. Yeah, I'm his age.
Sound like a Kenny Chesney song.
Oh, no. Hey, I'm telling you. Is that who sings that?
Pretty sure.
Give me the good stuff.
As a fan of No Shoes Radio on SiriusXM.
Give me the good stuff. No Shoes Radio.
Oh, yeah. I listen to it all the time, man. It's like easy listening music. There's never anything offensive. That's what I like about it. It ain't heavy metal. It's never anything offensive. It's smooth. It's never loud. No. Just Kenny Chesney and Jimmy Buffett. I didn't even know I was a Jimmy Buffett fan.
What would Jimmy Buffett do, boy? Jimmy Buffett's the man. It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
They don't play that one.
You know, there's something about that beach living. Yeah. Everything goes in slow motion. There's a man who's headed to Key West in two days.
Amen.
Oh, yeah.
The phrase you want to use is chill out time.
It goes all the way to the tip.
Oh, I've been there. Everybody chill out.
This is like my fifth time in Key West. I like that town.
A man who listens to No Shoes Radio definitely vacations in Key West.
That's a beautiful place.
I love it there. Are you doing that fishing where you don't catch it, but you grab it and take a picture and let it go back?
Tarpon? No, it's going to be cold, man. I ain't going fishing. Time out cold? Yeah, the high down there is like 71 the whole time we're there. That's cold in Key West. I've done this before.
Hey, that's time to break out a little light jacket.
You built a far down there then.
There's people listening that are just losing their mind over you calling 71 cold.
Hey, when you're surrounded on three sides by water, 71 is chilly down there. Oh, yeah. That Atlantic Ocean get cold this time of year.
The high while you're there is 76.
Yeah, that's it. That's, that's chilly. But the low is 72. I know.
I might move to Key West. That sounds nice.
Good place for a tackle shot, man. They fish all time down there. I bet they got one or two. They got a few of them. Yeah. So you're not fishing? I mean, we may, but nothing. Not planning on it. Not the bridge fishing? I know a few. Did you all do that together? What's that? The go fishing on the bridge? I did that. The giant ones. Did you go, Si? I went with Goblin.
That's what it is.
What are the implications of being in charge of the red button?
Me and Goblin went down there with Scott Martin. We were bridge trolls for tarpon. You just let a crab out under that bridge in the current, and you hold on.
Hold on.
And then the skill is to not let the hammerhead sharks eat him. Like, that's the tough part, is to keep him away from the hammerhead.
That's what happened to me for my first three times I went deep sea fishing.
Yeah.
The shark got it. All I ever brought in was a head.
Yeah.
Everybody else was taking pictures with big, pretty redfish. Too slow. Hey, you got it real fast. I said, hey, I was feeling as fast as I could. Too slow, old man. Too slow, boys.
That was a good trip, that first one on the easy rider.
Well, I still got the one question I always ask everybody that does deep sea fishing. When you got one on and you get him out there and you get him up there where you can see him, everything's flashing silver. Well, when he was out there with me, he caught a nurse shark. Now, this stupid thing is polka dotted black and brown. Who could that be? From the tip of his nose to the tip of his tail. He's camouflaged. Well, when he was out there about 15, 20 feet doing it, he's flashing silver. Now, my question is, where is the stupid silver? Okay, because this thing is camouflaged.
Something about light, water.
It's something about the water in the ocean and something moving. It's like somebody down there with a big mirror.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
And then when you get to the boat, it's a red snapper. Or a nurse shark, y'all.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What details does Uncle Si reveal about his military mission?
0:06–2:35
2
What are the implications of being in charge of the red button?
2:35–5:07
3
What does the phrase 'handcuffed briefcases' mean?
5:07–9:58
4
How do professional wrestling alter egos come into play?
9:58–16:05
5
What hardcore outdoor skills do Martin's kids possess?
16:05–20:34
6
What humorous fishing stories are shared?
20:34–26:56
7
How do the hosts feel about hunting and cleaning game?
26:56–42:10
8
What is the significance of the first episode anniversary?
42:10–49:47
Speakers
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