Uncle Si Should Have Been Cast as This Disney Villain
episodePreviously titled “Uncle Si & the Boys Admit the One Thing No Man Wants to Confess” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 4, 2026
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What humorous confession does Uncle Si make about his past?
Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. We're back. Look, Si's with us.
That's new.
Welcome back.
You know, I did a whole American flag get up for you and you weren't even here. No, I didn't know that. Head to toe. You'll have to tune in on YouTube.
Yeah, you'll have to watch it to find out.
I had American flag shoes, pants, shirt, red hat.
You was on an American flag.
I love America.
And meanwhile, you were just sleeping.
I knew where he was because I could see it on my phone, but I could not get in touch with him because he doesn't have a phone and his wife. We're going to have to get him like life alert or something.
Can you like buzz people with life alert just so they can buzz you back and let you know they're okay? I don't think. Is there, like, a check-in system? I'm going to have to get him a walkie-talkie. Or, like, can we get him, like, a Garmin watch and then see if he can. We could do that. We can check his pulse. We can check. We'd have to get him a phone, though. His heart rate's at 58. Well, he's sleeping. Yeah, he's sleeping. We're good, you know. Nine hours. His heart rate's at 120. Well, he's back watching the news. Okay.
Get a little pistol with somebody.
Pistol whoop.
Then his heart rate elevates.
Well, we're glad you're okay.
We were worried for a brief moment.
Yeah, it was all good. But the show must go on.
What strange funeral home giveaway does John-David uncover?
Yeah, the show must go on.
Well, what did y'all talk about?
I don't even remember now.
The Germans are here for the World Cup, found Bucky. Si, are you going to watch the World Cup?
No.
You don't like soccer? No.
You don't like the most popular sport in the world? Hold on. Si is going to Saturday. He's going to West Monroe High School to throw out the soccer ball for the game on Saturday night.
What?
There's a soccer game at West Monroe. A soccer game at a school? Our friend Newt has got a soccer game.
In the middle of June?
Yeah. In Louisiana? Mm-hmm.
Who's in it?
It's just like a semi-pro team. Oh, no. Si's going to throw the ball out.
Do you mean the football team? Monroe, Louisiana.
Soccer. Soccer. Monroe, Louisiana, where you can keep playing whatever obscure sports you thought you should have played for a living. I've gone away. It ain't. You want hockey? We got you. We got it. You want indoor football? We got it. We got that now. You want semi-pro soccer?
We got you. Speaking of the Monroe Greenheads, they're doing like a weird special this week where every grandparent gets a free urn when they show up.
How does Si react to AI-generated images?
No. Wait.
Yeah, that's where our town is headed. A free urn? Urn. Yeah, and I didn't... For your ashes?
Do you have to urn it? I hope they give them to the players. Now they're losing team.
No, I need to go read this.
Is this like Cy's crematorium special? Correct.
He thought we were going to an ice cream stand.
You get the Cy Robertson package, all your remains in a teacup. Like, oh my goodness gracious.
Hold on. I got to find it again, but I'm pretty sure... I saw that, and I was like, huh. You are in. Earn.
What significant event is Si involved in this weekend?
All grandparents. Grandparents night. Saturday night. Oh, it's an earn giveaway. Two lucky grandparents will win a free earn. Is that lucky, though? And don't miss the great granny foot race at halftime. I got to be honest. I wasn't sure about you, Monroe Greenheads, but if this is what you're doing, I might can get behind it.
Granny race.
There's a granny race, and two of those grannies might win a free urn.
Oh, man. That's hilarious.
That's a load off a granny, boys.
Put her in an urn. Put her in an urn. When she crosses the finish line.
I wonder if you can swap that out for a casket.
Or just use it as a down payment. No refunds. Get store credit or something.
That way they'll always be with you.
Oh, man.
So interesting. Welcome to Monroe, Louisiana.
There you go.
I might have to come out there for that soccer game.
Saturday at 7 o'clock.
As many as World Cup games there are, that could be like Azerbaijan versus Iran playing out at West Monroe High School. Anyway, no, it's happening. And the Germans have found Buc-ee's, and they're thrilled to be in America. Oh.
yeah but i will you always talk about how good german stuff is the germans are living their best life here right they're fired up his name's freddie he's on twitter he ate dinner on a pallet of deer corn at 1 a.m go good for him welcome to america my brother he ate brisket on a pallet of deer if you want to meet sy robertson just call me yeah we will figure that out yeah it's on your travel path between auburn and houston
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What humorous confession does Uncle Si make about his past?
0:00–1:24
2
What strange funeral home giveaway does John-David uncover?
1:24–2:30
3
How does Si react to AI-generated images?
2:30–3:02
4
What significant event is Si involved in this weekend?
3:02–5:16
5
What bizarre promotion is associated with the Monroe Greenheads?
5:16–6:37
6
How do the boys react to the idea of a funeral home giveaway?
6:37–8:01
7
What funny stories do they share about their past experiences?
8:01–10:43
8
What advice do they give about handling embarrassing moments?
10:43–56:43
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