Uncle Si Loves Poking Fun at Sadie's Husband and His 'Manhood'
episodePreviously titled “Uncle Si’s Excavator Exit Sent Him Straight to the Ground” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 4, 2026
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What’s the outbreak of foodborne parasites and Taco Bell guacamole talk about?
I need a blood transfusion. Why would you need that? Dang mosquitoes ate me alive this morning.
Do you have the parasite?
Which one?
The one. The one. I probably got one.
I don't know which one it is.
Have you not seen Cyclosporiasis?
Oh, no. You haven't seen it? Oh, I have, but no, I ain't got him. I ain't been pooping myself to death. No, I'm good.
Have you been eating vegetables? That's true. Oh, it's real. I've seen that on the space book.
No, I ate a lot of oranges.
and a lot of dogs have you been washing them have you been washing i don't have to wash your arm what's it coming from what's it coming from lettuce they believe and they actually believe it might have come from taco bell like that's legitimate yeah everywhere there's an explosive it's all taco bell's fault we don't know that's not fair
I mean, Taco Bell's been doing this for years. Why is it just now an issue?
Apparently, it's an extra level of explosive. They said it was from the lettuce or the avocados.
Avocados?
Yeah. I haven't heard.
From Mexico? I'm marked safe from both of those.
What is the junk they mix up you have?
Guacamole?
Yeah, guacamole. You think it's guacamole getting everybody? That's what they said. It was Taco Bell. And don't order guacamole. Or eat lettuce.
Or lettuce.
Or lettuce. No way, man.
Deal. I don't think I... This is gonna be the easiest guidelines I've ever had to follow. Yeah. Don't eat lettuce or guacamole.
I do like good guac, but if you eat lettuce, you probably deserve to get it.
Well, I ate lettuce and I ain't got it.
Yeah. I do like a good salad.
I know a guy that.
This time of year.
Oh, no. Oh, mine's on sandwiches.
Oh, no.
The big nice fresh tomato at the garden.
Mater, yeah.
And bologna, either fried or non-fried. And then lettuce and mustard. How about a smoked bologna? And my woman makes a mean sandwich.
What about a dog?
Everybody loves a good dog.
Well, I tried the dogs, and I did something wrong. Yeah, you can't roll them at 450 for two hours. I don't think at 450. At least three. Anyway, cyclosporiasis, I can't pronounce it, or the disease caused by the parasite, can't pronounce that either, can cause frequent watery diarrhea or explosive bowel movements. Explosive. They use the word explosive every time.
Yeah. Like paint the wall. Explosive diarrhea.
I've been there.
Donald Trump called it a terrible, terrible disease and something you would not want anyone to experience. Explosive diarrhea is here to stay.
Well, it's always been here.
This is worse, though. It's never made the USA today.
Well, maybe everybody's getting a little softer, you know? That's a good point. Maybe they didn't drink the plastic bottles of whiskey growing up and have that every Saturday morning.
It needs more vitamin E. Vitamin E. That's why you get oranges.
I thought you got vitamin C from oranges. No, E. E? E. I thought E was oil. What? E is your fruits.
No, C. I'm pretty sure it's C.
Huh? Really? Yeah, you're wrong about that, Si. He's in, like, sunflowers and spinach. Yeah, they make, like, oil out of heat. Oil? That's what you put on a burn. Huh? Vitamin E oil. Yeah. You put that on a burn. Yeah. You ever been burned? I've been burned. You ever put vitamin E oil on a burn?
No, I put some of this. Aloe. I put some of this blue stuff. It was like ice. Huh? Yeah. It was blue and it was like ice.
Yeah, like aloe. Aloe. Aloe veris. That's weird. Oh, almonds. Oh, you know where you can get you some vitamin A, Cy? Where? Avocados from Mexico.
No, don't do that. I just found out Cy said that's against the rules. Or broccoli.
They don't say E comes from orange. No. That's vitamin B-S.
Yeah. You can get it from nuts, yeah. Almonds, hazelnuts, peanuts.
I don't understand vitamins at all. Yeah. But speaking of parasites, I had a. Kind of a... I can't wait to see where this goes.
Who knows these days? Because who knows what they taste nowadays?
I don't know if you'd call this critter a parasite, but we had an infestation of sorts at the house.
Oh.
In-laws? Did I tell you about that already? At your house? No. Yeah, at my house.
What did I get out of apples? What?
What?
No, Stone's telling a story.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What’s the outbreak of foodborne parasites and Taco Bell guacamole talk about?
0:01–10:56
2
How did the hosts debate vitamins, sunflowers and vitamin E myths?
10:56–23:23
3
What happened during the flea infestation story and how did they fight it?
23:23–34:20
4
How did the conversation turn to AI image edits and Stone’s shaved-head experiment?
34:20–45:24
5
What did Christian learn when he was trained to run the bulldozer?
45:24–48:45
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