Emsolation

It’s Free Time Tuesday!!

29 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

No one knows what it means exactly, but there’s no doubt about it; free time on a Friday afternoon was the most desired activity any primary school ...

My Historic Address - Before, During and Directly After

24 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It’s finally happened! After months of stress, anxiety, re-writes, a bunch of spiralling and a raft of undocumented side quests, Em has finally step...

Portfolios, Peen and Porty D

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Here comes the hectic, but that’s what we’re all here for, so lets have at it. First up we need to talk portfolios inspired by the shocking news t...

In Conversation with Dr. Perry Mandanis

14 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this special chat Em gets to sit down with a man who’s work on social media has really saved her, Dr. Perry Mandanis. Em first stumbled on Dr Per...

Cock-a-doodle-do

10 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ever wonder how we come up with our episode titles? Probably not, but in this episode you’re actually going to hear Em, Michael and Chella workshopp...

Cuddle Puddle

03 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Anyone else feel like they really need a cuddle right now? Same, although the cuddle puddle that inspired this episode's title might not be for everyo...

Seriously Sexy Science

27 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Who knew science could be seriously sexy? J’Lo did and now we do too and we don’t want any other kind of science moving forward. A brand new email...

Hold On To Your Ankles Australia, I’m Coming In Dry

20 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Um, yeah, that title is a LOT! Naturally you’ll get a full explain on how those words were assembled into a sentence and dropped in the middle of th...

Vabs, Abs and Babs

13 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We begin by introducing Michael to the viral trend of ‘vabbing’, if you follow Em on socials and you haven’t been up to your neck in the filming...

Flanter

06 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Are you ready for some flirty banter, or flanter? If you’ve seen the hugely successful reality TV franchise ‘Love Island UK’ or its various spin...

Barbie & Yoda - A Love Story

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Yeah things are about to get weird, so it’s pretty much situation normal here. This week we’ve got Michael offsite and on Zoom as he’s finally s...

Not Just Here Shaking My Ass

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Yeah, we’re shaking all of our parts in utter excitement that our very own Michael Lucas can now add Logie winner to his list of achievements. Natur...

MELISSA LEONG - THE BEYONCE OF MASTERCHEF

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It’s no secret that Em and Michael are HUGE fans of everything Melissa Leong does, so ahead of the 2022 Logie Awards, we got our favourite Gold Logi...

DIAMOND ENCRUSTED G-STRING

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Over the last few days, we’ve all been gifted some of the greatest pop culture moments ever to be dropped into our social media feeds. Obviously the...

PORTY D ELVIS

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Yes we are still on break, but that won’t stop us from giving you treats in the form of downloadable delights like this one. Up first, a full update...

A LITTLE TREAT

01 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

While Em takes a little holiday in the sun, she’s arranged a little surprise listening for your ears. This little audio something, something is prob...

DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!

25 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

All of the dramatic music stabs you didn’t know you needed are stuffed in this episode, so prepare to be shook by their dramatic inclusion, plus a b...

Topless in the Top End

18 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sadly the topless effort from the Top End involves Barnaby Joyce, so let’s forget about freeing the nipple and try and wipe that mental image from o...

Mother’s Day, Madge and Maverick

11 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How do we follow up last week’s hugely successful wang filled edition of the podcast? Simple really, we start by talking Madonna’s latest endeavou...

I’m Not Wearing Panties

04 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Despite the title, underwear is a topic of this week’s episode, and naturally if underwear is a topic of conversation, then so too is wang. Yes, onc...

Bloody Patriarchy!

27 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There’s so much campery to be had in this week’s episode so huzzah to that and meh to the patriarchy. To begin with we need to talk about the new ...

Rat Tatt Tatt Tatt Tatt Tatt

20 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Are we ready to help Em unpack some feels around her appearance on the second season of Australian Idol? Abso-bloody-lutely we are, but first up we ne...

The After Party Episode

13 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Are we recovering from our 2nd Birthday Extravaganza? Indeed we are. Is this a recap episode? Well kinda sorta, but it also has fresh shiny new things...

The Slow Nod

06 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Strap yourselves in Emsolators because we are stuffed to the brim and wandering all over the shop. This episode features the Gold Coast, super spreade...

The Slap. The Reveal. The Ton.

30 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the one thing you’ve all been waiting to hear. No not Em and Michael’s thoughts on that Oscar slap between Will Smith and Chris Rock, but y...

Hot Ghost Sex

23 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We did have other options for the episode title this week, in fact ‘The Premier’s Pecs’ even gets a shout out in the actual show but during the ...

Snitches Get Stitches

16 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Yeah they sure do, especially when you’re high on cold and flu tablets and running on zero sleep, so keep your lips sealed and don’t be telling pe...

It’s Gay

09 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How gay is it? Well we start with Em and Michael doing a deep dive on the Madonna Boot Camp that Madonna is holding to find the actor who will play he...

Sissy That Bat

02 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We are face to face, in the same room, breathing each other's air, making eye to eye contact without the help of Zoom, FINALLY! It was freakin’ ace,...

New Studio, Who’s This?

23 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We are FINALLY in our new studio, although that “we” doesn’t include Em’s high school bestie and co-host Michael, he’s still phoning it in v...

We Love a Thirsty Period Drama

16 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Okay here’s our recording scenario this week, it’s our final episode recorded at home so we find ourselves joining Em in her wardrobe on a Zoom ch...

We Don’t Talk About Scomo

09 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Full disclosure, that podcast title above is a lie, we will actually make reference within this episode to our current Prime Minister, but you can res...

F.F.S

02 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The F.F.S. needs explaining because that acronym in our title could be used a bunch of ways (FACTS! Google its meaning and prepare to be inundated) an...

Sweaty Nests

26 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is it sweaty in here? You bet your deodorant absorbing pits it is! We really got our sweat on recording this episode, so why not make our episode titl...

I Loved It, I Hated It, 10/10

19 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Did you miss us? Probs not because we did give you a bunch of interviews for our Summer Series, but then again, probs did a little bit right? Let’s ...

In Conversation with Jamila Rizvi

12 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Anyone feeling burnt out right now? If the image of a once mighty gum tree with the centre all hollowed out and scorched from a bushfire springs to mi...

In Conversation with Virginia Gay

05 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Are you ready for more delightful chit chat action with another glorious big feeling light seeker? We bloody well hope so, this time around Em is sitt...

In Conversation with Melissa Leong

29 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This is a conversation that Em has been wanting to give you for ages, she even made it onto the wall of peeps Emsolation are obsessed over during our ...

In Conversation with Stephen Peacocke

27 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It’s bonus episode time, ya huh we’re dropping an extra episode this week, which is why we’re sitting here awaiting your listening pleasure on a...

In Conversation with Anthony Field

22 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hello and welcome to a very special series of life changing chit chats to get you through the Christmas and New Year period. Over the next few weeks E...

Soz Nancy

15 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the podcast edition of the very first LIVE episode of Emsolation, yes our Sunday Crowdcast of ‘A Very Emsolation Christmas’ LIVE has been c...

Award Winning Blowouts

08 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Yaaaas, we are an award winning podcast and it’s all thanks to YOU! We wanna give massive props and thanks to each one of our lovely Emsolators who ...

Magic D Davidson

01 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hands up who wants more wang chat? Hope your hand goes up because we are about to deliver some whether you like it or not. Sorry, not actually sorry, ...

NUUUUDDDE!

24 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Who’s nude? What’s nude? Where’s this nude coming from and why are we yelling it in ALL CAPS? All of these questions will be answered in the int...

Biblical Diarrhoea

17 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

K, that’s a confronting episode title huh. Obviously we will need to address that at some stage, but FIRST, let's talk about our special Christmas c...

The White Mesh Episode

10 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This time around we’ve got much movie action to talk through. The Emsolation safe word has been used on the streets, Em attended a movie premiere, r...

Love Circle

03 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Are you ready to nestle into the comforting folds of our love circle? We figured as much, which is why we named this episode after the new version of ...

Ground My Yoni

27 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We’re so happy you’re here, whether you listen to us first thing Thursday morning, or whenever the hell you can factor us into your busy schedule,...

Haemorrhaging Bees Out My Ears

20 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Go bloody EASY. ON. ME. bloody Adele. Em had an abundance of side quests assembling this podcast, well mostly just getting the introduction for this w...

Thrilla in Manila with Diana and Camilla

13 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

K before we usher in her high school bestie for chats, Em is gonna get things started by giving props to our front line healthcare workers. In particu...

All The Dodgy Exes

06 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Right, before we get around the dodgy exes, we are gonna need to revisit life as a HUGE Toilet Dolly for ‘The Masked Singer’, which is where we fi...

Hello Dolly

05 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Title says it all really. We’re not going to waste your time by teasing you or going into lengthy explains, but it’s safe to say, if you’ve been...

A Bit Dick Heavy

29 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

How’s that for a podcast title, we can only hope it’s rolling past your eyes on repeat via the display of your digital radio or Spotify app. We ar...

We Is Shook

22 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

EARTHQUAKE! I mean clearly we gotta start with the earth shaking across Victoria on the morning of us recording this episode (is anyone else singing M...

Rack of Lamb

16 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Are we all ready for a moment of gratitude? Em certainly is, she’s found her moment and she’s not afraid to wallow in it. Doing this podcast is gi...

Shuffle Crap

08 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Is this real life? Are we in the Matrix? Am I actually dreaming? What is sleep? Have we asked all of that already? Clearly we is living in some wild a...

Let's Get Loud and Ranty

01 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Can you stress craft and decorate your way out of a pandemic? We’re not entirely sure...but Em is currently doing ALL of the crafting and decorating...

Spunk Sock

25 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We are setting shiz on fire peeps, you know, lockdown and all the other things that have been happening lately, all of it is making us wanna pile up a...

Insipid Distractions

18 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Are you ready to do some deep breathing? Not the kind you do after some huffy puffy or running to catch your chosen option of public transport...bugge...

Michael’s Snitchy Text

11 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

How good is a pandemic lockdown? Get absolutely farked...is what we wanna say, and clearly we just did, but at least we didn’t capitalise it to make...

The House of Emsolation

04 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Pretty sure we should start this description by saying that this house is PACKED! Like we are talking a hoarders level of content, crammed into each a...

Michael Lucas vs Ian Thorpe

28 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

YAAAAY ‘LYMPICS!!! Yes, after being delayed for a year, thanks to a global pandemic, the socially distanced and deeply disinfected 2020 Olympics hav...

A Tip of Sequila and a Courtesy Finger

21 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Let’s have a bite from a big fat healthy TRUTH sandwich, we’re ALL TIRED, it’s all shit right now and Em and Michael feel like they can’t expe...

Anvil

14 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The title of this week's episode, ANVIL, will be a word you’ll wanna shout a lot during the start of this podcast, don’t worry, the fact we’ve c...

That Kat Lady

07 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Are you ready for an entire episode devoted to adoring Kat Stewart? If your answer is, who the hell is Kat Stewart...then HOW VERY DARE YOU, but also ...

This is Emsolation!

06 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

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Look a Poo

30 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We are all about the giant wang in the Netflix series ‘Sex/Life’ in this episode of Emsolation, but before we usher in the ‘hefty in his pants’...

Grow Some Pubes

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Grow some? We can assure you that our undergrowth is fully grown, in fact we are rocking a full 70’s bush for this edition of Emsolation, it’s tot...

Scomo, J’Lo and a Pair of Grey Trackie Pants Walk Into a Bar

16 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Okay today's episode is A LOT...so you can rest assured that our standard operating procedures are all down pat and we are delivering the glitter soak...

A Butthole, An Existential Crisis And A Conspiracy Theory

09 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In case you missed it earlier in the week, one of New Zealand's favourite musical exports somehow managed to break the internet. Obviously if you are ...

You Up?

02 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our title might suggest that this podcast is trying to slide into your DM’s for some sexy time, or that this Emsolation episode is just wall to wall...

Throuples and Eurovision Nose Beers

26 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

After spending last week's episode delving into ye olde STI’s, it would seem our old mate Coronavirus was feeling totes left out, so it’s just gon...

A Super Spreader Syphilis Event

19 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Stand back everyone, because this episode comes with added ye olde sexually transmitted diseases chat. It would seem that Melbourne is currently exper...

The Night of a Thousand Jennifers

12 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Okay, first up we should acknowledge the over supply of Jennifers in the title of this episode. Truth be told, there’s definitely NOT a thousand Jen...

Busy Mum Blow-out

05 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ever had a moment where you’re about to do something totes important, like say...another episode of your low key, but also hugely successful podcast...

The Creepy Doll Room

30 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Did someone say “technical issues”, YES, yes they did, they also said “arggghhh” and “why the fuck isn’t this working” and also “I jus...

Consent Milkshake

21 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

So you know that idiom about not stirring up a hornet’s nest? Well this episode of Emsolation has so much content that could be reflected by that li...

BIG NEWS

14 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It’s announcement time, so we start this episode with Em’s big reveal, you will need to pretend it comes with explosions of glitter, streamers and...

White Boy summer?

07 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hands up who’s in for a pop culture extravaganza this episode...we’re gonna assume some of you put your hands up, or at least thought to yourself,...

Stripper pole to hell

31 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

If you’ve been anywhere near Em’s Instagram account in the last week, you will know she jumped on a flight to Sydney with her eldest Chella, poppe...

I am not throwing away my shot

24 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

You do realise that if I’m actually writing this description, and then you are actually reading it, then that must mean that Em and Michael have bee...

It’s Em and Michael, Bitch!

18 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

HUZZAH! It’s surprise bonus episode time! That’s right, that thing you know you needed right this very minute, because obvs you were feeling this ...

The Final Meltdown

16 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hands up who wants to hurriedly push 2020 out the door like it’s some long lost Uncle who gatecrashed your Christmas party, insulted and traumatised...

Sticky Dickie as Saint Nicky

14 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of Emsolation is a little on the hefty side, naturally it’s filled to the brim with the usual campery and fun, we even get a chance to ...

Sexy origin story.

09 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Let’s start this description off with an acknowledgement that Em and Michael, are both operating from weird, scatterbrained places this week. Michae...

All I want for Xmas is a banana

07 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

As a regular consumer of this podcast, when we tell you that the content of today’s episode will cover everything from a Mariah Carey Christmas Spec...

A very Melania Christmas

02 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the final year of the Trump administration living large at the White House, which also means it’s the final year of Melania doing the White H...

Michael talks smack about Carols in the domain.

30 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

While we’ve been serving lockdown realness from our lounge rooms, our lady and saviour Dolly Parton has been busy. Not only has she used a stack of ...

Chuckabitchalike

25 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Did you know that some people choose a theme when it comes time to dig the Christmas decorations out of storage and deck the halls? Neither did I, but...

Whispering Em

23 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Imagine for a moment that this podcast were a Theme Park, we’d probably call it something snazzy like Emsolation Land, and then this episode would b...

Emsolation Conversation with Broden Kelly

19 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In this Emsolation conversation Em sits down with modern day viking, heart throb and 1/3 of the comedy group Aunty Donna, Broden Kelly. They discuss d...

Vaccine of many colours

18 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Do you know about the power of saying “NO”? If your answer to that question is “NO” then teensy clap for sticking with the theme, but also pre...

Yas Queen

16 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Question for you first up, no need to answer because obvs we can’t hear you, but here it is nonetheless. Do you think you were the backbone of your ...

Mickey Mouse is king

11 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

So when it came time to start recording this episode, we thought we might try and not talk about Donald Trump, but the fact that he’s being such a b...

Dildos and Dead People

09 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Some might call ‘Dildos and Dead People’ a provocative title for a podcast, and if it wasn’t an episode of Emsolation you might have justified c...

Doom Scrolling

06 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

So while the world holds its collective breath over the outcome of the 2020 Presidential Race, we obviously have more U.S. election chat for you. At t...

Derwent Boobs

04 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Okay kids we’ve got things to celebrate, NO not the U.S. Election results (at the time of writing it was still too early to call, sweet baby cheeses...

Alpha Uterus

02 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Things are going to be little different this week, but it’s going to be ok; Em is here to guide you all through it in this mini support pod! She kne...

Emsolation Conversation with Lucy Peach

29 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Em sits down with folk-singer, sexual-health educator and ultimate Period Queen, Lucy Peach. To learn about the menstrual cycle and how to life hack i...

Anxiety Earplugs

28 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

To begin with, Em’s putting out a call to action over the cutting down of a sacred 350-year-old Djab Wurrung Directions Tree in Victoria, it’s a d...