Collapse and Controversy
episode
Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade
55 min
3 speakers
6 chapters
transcribed 2 months ago
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
He did do a good thing when the bill came, he goes, I got it, and I go, okay, and he goes, no, my wallet, I got it, I thought I forgot.
No, he does a whole dance when the bill comes, he's like, he does a whole thing like he's reaching, ah, reaching in there, you know, and you're like, oh, hell, really? I'm just getting my gun, now you pay it. You haven't said wiener or butthole, so I just lost a polymarket. Polymarket. Fuck. Because people have kept asking me, I know it's after the fact, why wasn't I at the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelsey wedding? Well, it's because I wasn't invited, and I don't know the bride or groom. This is as close to... And this is... No joke. I'm not kidding around here. This is like a kind of an emergency podcast. Like we didn't know just so if this, this shows, maybe not our a plus just know that we didn't know we were going to do this two and a half minutes ago.
Pretty much.
I'm in the new place. Everyone's been clamoring for details. David's been, it's a moving whoop-dee-doo. Yeah. Go ahead. Me moving is like Taylor Swift's wedding. Like any tidbits, any gossip, any juice, any leaks. Yeah. At the move. Any leaks in the house. Yeah. There was a leak.
Why was Dana not at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding?
The air conditioner was somehow leaking under the sink. Heather was like, we were all like, what the fuck? My buddy Jody's here. He's like, there's a leak in the laundry room. Like, I don't think that should be connected to my dog shit. New AC crash. I like, of course it's money pit within seconds.
Well, I don't know if you right now, are you glad you're moving?
I'm glad this is the first time. I spent the night, it was last night, and it was like, because, you know, the last time I moved, you did not know this, but that place was bigger, and it was a little scarier, and I was upstairs, and that was after, well, obviously, I'd been attacked in the middle of the night before, but also after that, I got broken into, and I was at the comedy store, so they stole my safe.
So you weren't paranoid.
So I missed them by eight minutes, so I'm a little paranoid. Being in a new house, it was raining alone in winter, and at 2 a.m., all the lights go on.
And a siren went off, right? Yeah. I mean, that's not paranoia. That's just dangerous. It's a dangerous house.
That's from the movie Back Rooms.
Yeah. That's a horror movie with Eli Roth. So I, it's a great double feature. See obsession and back rooms and then go right to a psychiatrist's office.
Okay. No, they go right to my first night in my house. So that one, the lights come on. And the next night after I fucking shit my pants, the next night, 2 a.m. Lights going again. The next day I get my guys in. I'm like, guys, any reason the lights are going on to him? He goes, Oh, the old company just contact us. They want 25 grand to stop that. They were doing it on purpose.
Oh, wow. They want 25 grand?
What happened during David’s first nights in his new house and moving chaos?
Yeah. Some mob shit? Yeah. Tony Soprano?
Yeah. They said, you know, if you want this to stop, the last person owes us money. And I go, well, I'm the first person that bought this. This is a new house. So if those guys owe you money, the developer, I don't know. But- Anyway, it was a full shit show. And then I heard Brad Pitt. Well, no names. I heard there was some super famous guy that had a situation like that. And so I said, oh, the only reason I'm saying that is that it's kind of something they do. And they hold you for ransom.
Right. Well, Brad Pitt goes by super famous guy with his friends. That's a nickname. Hey, super famous guy, want to see a movie?
Dude, when I see Brad, I get starstruck. He gets off his motorcycle. He's like, hey. I'm like, what if you're in 7-Eleven or he's delivering my fucking Domino's, takes it off. I'm like.
Brad Pitt gets starstruck. That guy looks in the mirror in the morning and goes, really? Fuck.
He goes, oh my God, it's Brad Pitt.
No, I asked Kim Kardashian that. Do you ever look in the mirror and you just go, wow? She goes, yeah, all the time.
Who are the movie stars right now? And then I'll get back to my boring story.
Don't you worry. Okay, now I need to talk about tarantulas, wasps, and frogs.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:23
2
Why was Dana not at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding?
1:23–3:12
3
What happened during David’s first nights in his new house and moving chaos?
3:12–20:57
4
How are tarantulas, wasps, and toilet frogs causing trouble around the property?
20:57–42:25
5
Why do comedians get typecast and should actors play “nice guys” more?
42:25–51:20
6
What is the Odyssey controversy and how could it affect awards eligibility?
51:20–55:10