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Chapter 1: What makes Kyle Dunnigan a favorite guest?
Kyle Dunnigan is one of my favorite guests we've had because I didn't know him as well as you did, but we've had dinner a few times and he's just flat out brilliant. I mean, his impressions and some of the weird quirky character he does in this episode are just laugh out loud funny.
Oh yeah, I follow him on TikTok and Instagram and he's doing, he puts so much work into this stuff. He's got a Cuomo one I was gonna send you. Is it Andrew Cuomo, who is the governor?
Yeah, well, Cuomo, there's two of them. I think it was Andrew, and then there's Chris Cuomo, who's on Newsmax now.
And he does Bill Maher. And we were doing all of his impressions and just cracking up. And he talks that great story about going to do a corporate gig for Tony Robbins.
Chapter 2: What impressions and characters does Kyle perform?
Oh, yeah. That's hysterical.
Remember that?
Yeah, I would listen to this one if I were you.
Yeah, I think if you don't know him or you're not familiar, just listen in and hear because it's just, you'll have a... He's just one of the funniest. You'll be a new fan, yeah. Here he is, Kyle Dunnegan. Dana, we're almost done.
Do you need a hat? Oh, right. Yeah. Oh, no, I know Chuck Beres, yeah. I did like that.
Oh, really? I saw you in a hat, like a round circle farmer hat. I was like, I need that because the sun's really bad. And then I got one. Fucking pineapple picker hat.
I can either spend hours with greasy sunscreen all over or I can put a giant hat on. I prefer the giant hat. Some people go, no, fuck the hat. I'm going to grease it up for hours.
I do both. Kyle Dunn again is our guest today. That's why I want to be a dermatologist.
That's good.
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Chapter 3: What was the story behind Kyle's corporate gig for Tony Robbins?
If you can actually focus the podcast on dermatology, it's good when it's about something. It's a good niche.
But what happened? We can always cut this. Which means we won't cut it.
Yeah. Go ahead. Well, I just looked at like a little mole spot and I was like, that doesn't look good. I went and the guy looked at it and he's like, you're fine. And then this girl came to visit me for like a weekend. I think I told you, David, about this. And it did not work out. Like she walked into my house. I knew that was coming. She walked into my house.
No, he always, that's how they always end. I had, yeah, it always ends like that. I had this house and she walks up, she goes, do planes always fly over your house? She immediately just had all these awful things about my house. I never noticed the planes, like. But I'm in the path. Now it's constant. There's just planes around. Anyway, she goes, I don't like the look of that mole.
And I was like, I checked it out. I think it's okay. Chew it off, bitch.
She's like, I don't think it's dangerous. I just don't like the look of it.
Yeah, yeah. It was just a vanity thing. Yeah. So I went back, and a different dermatologist was like, that's a problem, and cut it out, and it had like... Damn. It got caught. It was...
If it wasn't for her, the point of the story. The girl was the problem?
Oh, I thought he said cut the girl out of your life.
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Chapter 4: How does Kyle describe his experience performing on cruise ships?
And she goes, oh, girlfriend? And I go, no. And she goes, wife? And I go, no. I know where this one's heading to. Yeah, and she goes, oh. That's it?
She thinks you're on the other team.
Yeah, so I walked out of there feeling great. I go to the Tony Robbins thing. And beforehand, they did a Zoom call with me where they go, this is what Tony wants. and he wants me to do Biden on a big screen. No one sees me, they just see Biden. But he's gonna introduce me as the President of the United States is here. And I was a little worried because he, That could happen.
He could zoom in the presence. He's met all the presence. So I said to them, I'm a little worried they're going to be disappointed when they see me. And they were just like, this is what Tony wants. This is a cult. You don't tell what, this is what we do.
Yeah. I did the same kind of gig. I want to hear about this. I want to hear yours. Because I'm sure yours is better than... No, everything is ringing true to me. Okay. But I love Tony Robbins.
Tell when they play, they play like a videotape before. Yes. So... Well, it was actually two things. A montage, right? Yeah. I'm making this story way too long.
No. Not on fly, right? No, we go over here.
I Googled Tony Robbins' birthday on YouTube. I don't think I told you this. Research. And his last birthday was this big extravaganza with all these stars just like, Tony, you're the best. He's bawling, crying. His wife's like, I love you, honey. It was like his 60th or something like that, you know? So I felt even more pressure. This is the next birthday. Oh, yeah.
So I get there and he's like, thanks for doing this, you little hunk of crap. And he whacks me on the back. And everybody's super jazzed up, but they've been up since like five in the morning, you know, swimming with sharks. This is a lot of corporate gigs where they beat them to death and they go, here's your entertainment. And they're like.
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Chapter 5: What led to Kyle's chaotic SNL audition?
I go nuts. Then they play the package. Then he reintroduces me because he introduced me before he did it wrong. But now it really feels like, for sure, the President. Because in the video they said he's shaking hands with Obama. Yeah. So they really think Biden's coming up. Oh, they 100%. Oh, and there's no way he would fuck us over and have some asshole playing Biden. Exactly.
So I'm sitting backstage like, oh, no. It's the nightmare I imagined. So then I pop up on the screen and you hear this audible, uh. And I'm like, hey, it's Tony Bologna's birthday. Pretty good guy. Come on, man.
Chapter 6: What challenges did Kyle face during his SNL audition?
He's a good guy. Corn pop. And I'm dying. Corn pop. And just death and nothing. Really? God, that's so unusual. Nothing from them. Because they're angry. Yeah, and I think they don't even know if it's a joke, and they're just staring. And in my head, I'm going, this is the funniest thing, and I've got another 25 minutes.
You know when you're done with your funniest bit?
You're like, this is just going to get worse.
And are you in a suit and tie just at a regular mile? That's a whole other thing.
I went shopping. You know when you're nervous, you shop for a new outfit?
Oh, before or after the masseuse.
I had to go after it. You know what I mean.
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Chapter 7: How did Kyle's early experiences shape his comedy career?
So I bought these new shoes. They were both left feet. So I couldn't even use it. I had dirty shoes. Who does that? I'm making this story. I'm telling you 10%.
This is going to be a bonus podcast probably.
If you want to go to the Patreon.
I think it's its own podcast. Yeah.
And then I got a shirt. So I looked, it was a black button and I looked like a magician. Yeah. And I made a joke about that.
You have clown shoes on and a misfit.
I wore my dirty shoes because I couldn't fit into those two left feet. They go, I like when the magician made all the laughter disappear. Yeah. It's weird because the screen goes up and now I have to introduce myself. And here's a surprise for Tony Kyle. This is very normal.
They're like, this guy's still going? Yeah, yeah.
Well, I walk out and they jump up and they're like, yay. Because they're all taught to give you energy. And then back to like, we hate you. Sit back down.
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Chapter 8: What insights does Kyle share about the comedy industry?
Oh.
But you're skipping chunks, and then you're like, I won't have enough now. And you're speeding through half this, and then the clock's going backwards. And then on the piano at one point, And then people, I have like pictures. I don't know if you have a website I could put up. Anyway. We have nothing. It doesn't matter.
We're not good at social media.
We barely have audio. I just got Wi-Fi. I get off and I was supposed to sing happy birthday to Tony as Caitlyn Jenner, right? So there's a wig. I'm back on the... where the laptop is where I'm projected like a face swab. And I see the wig there. And in my, no, I say, I can't, I need to walk out of here with something. I can't walk out of here with a woman's wig on. So I leave it there.
And not crush. Yeah. And I just go sincere. I'm like, hey guys, it's Tony's birthday. How about a happy birthday? I was supposed to be like, happy birthday to Tony, baby. Yeah. And do some, but he's got a big old cock. But I bailed on that and I just did a sincere happy birth. And they just turned to their leader and they're like, happy birthday.
And I use that to sneak out and I'm grabbing my stuff. And so he thought I was offstage, but I was under the desk. And he goes, did you guys have a day you'll never forget? And they were like, yeah. And then he goes, this is a night I'd like to forget. No. He was talking about me. Have you ever heard Tony Robbins say a negative thing in your life about anyone? No. And he said about me.
That's weird.
It was rough.
That's weird. That is weird.
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