RE-RELEASE - Kyle Dunnigan

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What makes Kyle Dunnigan a favorite guest?

Kyle Dunnigan 0:00
Kyle Dunnigan is one of my favorite guests we've had because I didn't know him as well as you did, but we've had dinner a few times and he's just flat out brilliant. I mean, his impressions and some of the weird quirky character he does in this episode are just laugh out loud funny.
Unknown 0:17
Oh yeah, I follow him on TikTok and Instagram and he's doing, he puts so much work into this stuff. He's got a Cuomo one I was gonna send you. Is it Andrew Cuomo, who is the governor?
Kyle Dunnigan 0:31
Yeah, well, Cuomo, there's two of them. I think it was Andrew, and then there's Chris Cuomo, who's on Newsmax now.
Unknown 0:38
And he does Bill Maher. And we were doing all of his impressions and just cracking up. And he talks that great story about going to do a corporate gig for Tony Robbins.

What impressions and characters does Kyle perform?

Kyle Dunnigan 0:46
Oh, yeah. That's hysterical.
Unknown 0:48
Remember that?
Kyle Dunnigan 0:48
Yeah, I would listen to this one if I were you.
Unknown 0:51
Yeah, I think if you don't know him or you're not familiar, just listen in and hear because it's just, you'll have a... He's just one of the funniest. You'll be a new fan, yeah. Here he is, Kyle Dunnegan. Dana, we're almost done.
Kyle Dunnigan 1:07
Do you need a hat? Oh, right. Yeah. Oh, no, I know Chuck Beres, yeah. I did like that.
Unknown 1:24
Oh, really? I saw you in a hat, like a round circle farmer hat. I was like, I need that because the sun's really bad. And then I got one. Fucking pineapple picker hat.
Kyle Dunnigan 1:34
I can either spend hours with greasy sunscreen all over or I can put a giant hat on. I prefer the giant hat. Some people go, no, fuck the hat. I'm going to grease it up for hours.
Unknown 1:45
I do both. Kyle Dunn again is our guest today. That's why I want to be a dermatologist.
That's good.
Unknown 1:51
I went to a dermatologist and I looked at a thing and it was, because I thought this looks not great. Are we recording? Yeah, light it up.
Kyle Dunnigan 2:00
Light it up. Let me, because I have a dermatologist story.
Unknown 2:03
So what happened?

What was the story behind Kyle's corporate gig for Tony Robbins?

Unknown 2:04
If you can actually focus the podcast on dermatology, it's good when it's about something. It's a good niche.
Kyle Dunnigan 2:09
But what happened? We can always cut this. Which means we won't cut it.
Unknown 2:13
Yeah. Go ahead. Well, I just looked at like a little mole spot and I was like, that doesn't look good. I went and the guy looked at it and he's like, you're fine. And then this girl came to visit me for like a weekend. I think I told you, David, about this. And it did not work out. Like she walked into my house. I knew that was coming. She walked into my house. No, he always, that's how they always end. I had, yeah, it always ends like that. I had this house and she walks up, she goes, do planes always fly over your house? She immediately just had all these awful things about my house. I never noticed the planes, like. But I'm in the path. Now it's constant. There's just planes around. Anyway, she goes, I don't like the look of that mole.
Unknown 2:54
And I was like, I checked it out. I think it's okay. Chew it off, bitch.
Kyle Dunnigan 2:57
She's like, I don't think it's dangerous. I just don't like the look of it.
Unknown 3:00
Yeah, yeah. It was just a vanity thing. Yeah. So I went back, and a different dermatologist was like, that's a problem, and cut it out, and it had like... Damn. It got caught. It was...
Kyle Dunnigan 3:13
If it wasn't for her, the point of the story. The girl was the problem?
Unknown 3:15
Oh, I thought he said cut the girl out of your life.
Kyle Dunnigan 3:17
Well, I was naked on a slab, and this guy's going around with the eyeglass. He's like 90 or something. Yeah. And he's going around, and everything he sees, because I'm covered in stuff, he goes, age, age-related. And a woman's writing it down, age-related. Age-related. I swear to God, for a half hour. Should you do anything? Nope. Age-related. Sick. That's like Billy Bob Thorne. Age-related.
Unknown 3:41
He goes, this doesn't look like much, but you might have to remove it. I go, my wiener? And then he took that monocle off. He goes, oh, I'm sorry. My wiener is the greatest childlike reference to a dick. Actually, Dana, tell him when you went to the masseuse what you said.
Kyle Dunnigan 3:58
Oh, I had this masseuse once, and she'd really start digging, and she'd say, give it, give it, give it, give it, give it.
Unknown 4:05
Didn't she go by your wiener and go, you hungry? No, that was me. That was you. Yeah, no, I went.

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