Giggling about scammers, skincare, and seafood

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What are Paige’s baby name choices and why do they matter?

Hannah Berner 0:02
What's up gigglers?
Unknown 0:03
Gary, fix the Wi-Fi.
Georgie Crawford 0:05
Manifest that shit.
Unknown 0:07
We can't be managed. I mean the day just got away from me.
Hannah Berner 0:15
Hello my gondola gigglers.
Unknown 0:17
Hello.
Hannah Berner 0:18
Someone DM me that. That wasn't from your own brain. That wasn't from my own creative brain.
Paige DeSorbo 0:24
Sorry we're a little late today. What's our excuse? Well, I was just trying
Hannah Berner 0:29
to think of it. Well, it's time change. And because I went out to eat last night, like on a double date.
Paige DeSorbo 0:36
Hannah went out to dinner and and then you and then you played paddle this morning. And
Hannah Berner 0:40
then this morning I'd paddle.
Paige DeSorbo 0:56
I Wa wow.
Hannah Berner 0:59
It's better, but it's It's
Paige DeSorbo 1:00
getting so much better.
Hannah Berner 1:02
I'm s I know it's not good because I'm still getting like people be laughing with me and then they give me that like a little longer extended look, like, okay, that was a little weird.
Paige DeSorbo 1:10
Well, you can't laugh. You can just smile.
Hannah Berner 1:12
But all I wanna do is laugh. You know, it's my passion on this planet. Um, I am obsessed with my TikTok algorithm because I opened it up this morning. And the first thing was this girl being like woke up feeling like Page Sorbo and then a parentheses it said IV U T I. And it was Natalie I think her name was Natalie Benson. I want to give credit where credit to do, was it? Wait. Yes. Iconic.
Paige DeSorbo 1:39
Yeah, I know Natalie Benson. I was like, Oh, I was like, Wait, that's my friend, but it's not my friend, but I know we're on TikTok. I love that I don't
Hannah Berner 1:48
Have a I don't know the weed girl. That never came up for me.
Paige DeSorbo 1:51
Well, she's pregnant right now.
Hannah Berner 1:53
Speaking of weed, doesn't I just call it an Uber? Normally I call the Uber, but when he calls the Uber it's like chaos and I don't know why. I'm like where is it staying? Yeah, like I know where it is. He's it's chaos.
Paige DeSorbo 2:04
That's funny because I wouldn't I never let you call the Uber.
Hannah Berner 2:08
Well yeah, 'cause I've I lost trust from you because I was getting us Camries.
Paige DeSorbo 2:13
No, Hannah, I wish you were getting us Camries. You were getting us clown cars. Literal two seaters. I was like, Hello, I have a long leg. I'm
Hannah Berner 2:24
good. I know, I have my nubby legs. They fit in anything. I'm good with Ubers 'cause I never drive. So like it's my only thing I know. And I was rushing and I was like, Is that our car? And he just was like, Yes. So both me and him Open up this car. This m man is sitting there smoking weed in his car. He jumps up like we're the police. And he's like, whoa, whoa! And we're like, sorry, Roncor.
Paige DeSorbo 2:54
Oh, I thought it was gonna be the driver.
Hannah Berner 2:57
No, I fully was about to do a citizen's arrest and I said Just don't smoke cigarettes. Cigarettes are bad for you. Weed is legal. Imagine you're just smoking weed in your car on a morning It sounds amazing your day off ten AM on a Friday, starting the weekend early and two random fuckers Jolt in your car and go, Is this is this for Hannah? Oh my god.

How does Hannah’s skincare PSA address common skin concerns?

Hannah Berner 3:19
The paranoia. Oh my god, he's probably still shaking. I scared myself. Um, okay, so you had an eventful morning. You're like Oh, I'm done for the day though. When I have an eventful morning, like after this, I'm showering, I'm putting on my Hanna Tee. I'm taking a meeting or two and then I'm butter and I are passing out.
Paige DeSorbo 3:40
I never do this. First of all, I talked yesterday for like six hours straight about myself to all different people. So like I'm. I can't hear myself talk anymore. Like I can't hear another single thing be about me. And I never do this, but I was in LA and I've never been to Newport. And so I was like, I'm gonna take the weekend and like go on a little trip.
Hannah Berner 4:07
Oh
Paige DeSorbo 4:07
wait,
Hannah Berner 4:07
you're so cute.
Paige DeSorbo 4:09
So
Hannah Berner 4:09
so
Paige DeSorbo 4:09
cute. You never take a weekend. I never take a weekend. Usually I'm like, no, I need to get back because I have more work stuff to do. And
Hannah Berner 4:16
you have a s seventeen step wellness routine.
Paige DeSorbo 4:19
I have a Daphne photo shoot on Monday that's like so important to my soul and I'm nervous because New York is getting a nor'easter with rain. I thought that was only snow. They're saying it could
Hannah Berner 4:33
be like Hurricane Sandy esque.
Paige DeSorbo 4:36
Okay, well my red eye on Saturday night. No, that makes me worried for you. Not to be a mom. And I was gonna make buffalo chicken dip this weekend in my crock bone.
Hannah Berner 4:46
You guys, Paige is a full crock pot chef. I'm getting like photos throughout the day.

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