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Mae's Dad asks about conversations with inanimate objects

12 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

1.853 - 3.596 Unknown

This is a HeadGum Podcast.

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6.022 - 21.596 Fortune Feimster

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21.716 - 34.408 Mae Martin

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34.675 - 53.241 Fortune Feimster

welcome to the handsome pod it is your dear dear friend Tig Notaro and I am sitting here

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53.609 - 57.895 Mae Martin

With Mae Martin and Fortune Feimster.

57.915 - 69.491 Fortune Feimster

I get butterflies every time that we have to. Well, because I get anxious about the order of who's going to say hello. Who's going to do it. We never know, you guys. It's unplanned. It's a little adrenaline.

69.511 - 69.992 Mae Martin

Never do we know.

70.032 - 100.323 Tig Notaro

That's why we're always like... But here we are. Here we are. We are all unplanned. And we're here. Is everybody having a nice day? Well, I am. I'm just still dealing with the construction going on. And they've settled down. But again, it's like they know when we're about to record. They ramp it up. They make me nervous. And then they take it down a notch. And I hope it stays here.

100.383 - 125.745 Tig Notaro

Because I was like... Ooh, Lordy. This is going to be interesting. They're playing mind games with you. They are. And can I tell you something very fun that happened yesterday? Yeah, please. Spell. You know this, Mae. Stephanie and I were driving along, and I happened to say, well, look at that little house. And I pointed to a house. And Stephanie said, that's May's house. What?

Chapter 2: How do the hosts react to the mention of Mae's house?

327.045 - 328.187 Mae Martin

You have a little time, okay.

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328.608 - 339.449 Tig Notaro

Okay, yeah. Your guest house dwellers are going to land on the top of a car and drive away. Okay, they'll make it then.

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340.653 - 342.959 Fortune Feimster

Like in a cartoon, they'll land in the back of a truck.

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343.401 - 351.483 Tig Notaro

In a cartoon, the guest house lands in the back. It's enough to where it really caught my attention. And I was concerned.

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351.543 - 352.165 Fortune Feimster

Oh my god, wait.

Chapter 3: What does James Chatto ask about inanimate objects?

352.145 - 357.534 Fortune Feimster

I love that I now know the truth. I think I need to start contacting the city.

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357.914 - 363.323 Mae Martin

I think you should. Yeah, you probably should push for that. They're not going to just be like, oh, let's go take care of this.

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363.763 - 364.104 Tig Notaro

No.

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364.465 - 369.192 Mae Martin

It's going to require some annoyance from you to them.

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369.172 - 377.203 Tig Notaro

Okay, okay. I got to advocate for myself. Fortune, I am going to send this. The picture? Yes.

377.623 - 379.446 Mae Martin

Oh, my God. Oh, let's see it.

379.466 - 388.879 Fortune Feimster

Yeah, because I haven't been there yet. I think this is a sign that you guys got to come over before the big one hits. Do you see what... Oh, my God. Stop.

388.899 - 397.76 Mae Martin

Are you serious? Oh, my God. Whoa. That is... Wait, right on it. I mean, okay, here's the good news.

398.321 - 400.083 Tig Notaro

Okay, let's lead with the good news.

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