Mae's Dad asks about conversations with inanimate objects

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Fortune Feimster 0:06
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Mae Martin 0:21
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Fortune Feimster 0:34
welcome to the handsome pod it is your dear dear friend Tig Notaro and I am sitting here
Mae Martin 0:53
With Mae Martin and Fortune Feimster.
Fortune Feimster 0:57
I get butterflies every time that we have to. Well, because I get anxious about the order of who's going to say hello. Who's going to do it. We never know, you guys. It's unplanned. It's a little adrenaline.
Mae Martin 1:09
Never do we know.
Tig Notaro 1:10
That's why we're always like... But here we are. Here we are. We are all unplanned. And we're here. Is everybody having a nice day? Well, I am. I'm just still dealing with the construction going on. And they've settled down. But again, it's like they know when we're about to record. They ramp it up. They make me nervous. And then they take it down a notch. And I hope it stays here. Because I was like... Ooh, Lordy. This is going to be interesting. They're playing mind games with you. They are. And can I tell you something very fun that happened yesterday? Yeah, please. Spell. You know this, Mae. Stephanie and I were driving along, and I happened to say, well, look at that little house. And I pointed to a house. And Stephanie said, that's May's house.
Tig Notaro 2:05
What? I can't believe it. And I was like, no, it's not.
Mae Martin 2:09
That's crazy.
Tig Notaro 2:10
She said, I swear to God, I think that is May's house. And I was like, I took a picture because we were sitting in traffic. And I was truly like, there was nothing. I was like, oh, look at that little house. And not to say your house is little. I only saw it over a fence. I saw a roof and some trim. But really, one of the most random things that has happened. That is so random. I thought for sure. When I was like, okay, I'm going to take a picture and send that to May. And Stephanie was like, it might be like... a house over, but she said, I think that's it. And so I took the picture, I sent it to May, and I said, is this your house?
Fortune Feimster 2:53
Yeah, you were like, Stephanie seems to think this is your house.
Tig Notaro 2:58
Yeah, it was my house.
Fortune Feimster 2:58
It was May's house. I love that you guys are connected. The fact that it can inspire a reaction like, oh, look at that little house. I love that.
Tig Notaro 3:07
I mean, I really thought
Fortune Feimster 3:10
It's because it's perched on a cliff.
Tig Notaro 3:12
Yes.
Fortune Feimster 3:13
It's about to tumble into the street. Oh, no.
Mae Martin 3:16
Don't give me heart palpitations.
Tig Notaro 3:18
Yeah. Well, I didn't want to make you nervous, but that is what I said. I said, look at that little house. And I was like, do you think that's going to stay? Because it's precariously hanging off a cliff. And so I did not add that in because I was like, I don't want to create any sort of anxiety for you. Don't worry, it's there. I was like, will that stay? And Stephanie said, that is May's house. That's insane.
Mae Martin 3:45
You know what's so funny is when May was looking at this house, May told us like, it's on a cliff and who knows. And I was like, don't get that house. I know. And then like a week later, sold.
Tig Notaro 3:56
Sold.
Fortune Feimster 3:58
Yeah. I'm like, it's weirdly cheap actually.
Tig Notaro 4:00
And then I drive by what a year or two later and I'm like, well, look at that little place. Do you think it'll hold? That won't be there long.
Fortune Feimster 4:08
Yeah. So I checked in recently to be like, because I swear when I moved in, they said, don't worry, we're dealing with that. Like the city's going to come and fix that. Because it's not only a cliff, but it's eroding inwards.
Tig Notaro 4:21
Well, I have an update. They have not fixed it. Yeah, they have not. It is precariously placed on the edge of a cliff. Oh, my God.
Fortune Feimster 4:31
They're announcing 2027. They're going to fix it. Oh, okay.
Tig Notaro 4:36
Take their time. This is not okay. Do you think? So I do recall now that we did hear that your house is on a cliff, but actually seeing it, I was a little like, oh, my Lord.

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