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Chapter 1: What are the green flags in relationships according to Tig and Fortune?
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Hey, it's your friend Tig Notaro on the handsome Pretty Little Episode. I'm sitting here with my co-host, Fortune Veemster. That's me. Hi, Fortune. It's me, Tig. Hi, Tig. I have some news for you. Wait, what? Well... Stephanie and I were invited to a party. Yeah. And we typically don't go to parties much. Yeah. And I was taking my little nightly bubble bath. Oh, wait, a nightly one? Yeah.
Do you do one every night? I do. I do. Oh, I love this for you. I love you. And so I was just looking and feeling so adorable and clean and like, ah, the end of the day, clean myself up, get into the clean sheets.
Yeah.
And Stephanie came in and sat on the little stool by the bath and said, I feel like we should go to the party tonight. Oh, that same night? Yeah, we had already decided we were not.
That's tough to rally once you've had your nightly bubble bath.
Yeah.
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Chapter 2: How do Tig and Fortune navigate social situations and parties?
And I just loved talking to her.
Oh, cool.
And we just had such a nice connecting moment.
Yeah.
And Stephanie also spent some time talking to her and we both left the party going, she's awesome. Oh, I love that. I love those moments where you get to meet somebody a second time in life. And is she settled down? Is she with someone?
Single? Yes.
She is with somebody who is so adorable. He's so sweet. Like, his face is just the cutest little sweetest face. And his vibe is so good. And they're... They're locked in. And I was just so happy for her. And she was just talking about how she's just really feeling like she's hit her stride in life and feeling successful with work and love and life.
And I was just like, man, I'm genuinely psyched for you. And I don't know. I just felt like almost giddy about our relationship. I hadn't seen her in years. Yeah, that sounds like a good thing you got out of that tub. Yeah, I would say it was great to see all the other old pals, but that was a surprise curveball when she came walking around the corner, you know. I bet.
It was a real blast from the past.
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Chapter 3: What childhood memories do Tig and Fortune cherish the most?
Hello, my handsomes. This is JJ from San Francisco. I am a huge fan of the pod. I was wondering, what is one big red and green flag? that you find in a partner? Let's say you're all single. This is a world where you're single and looking for a partner. What would be the biggest red flag that gives you the ick and the biggest green flag that gives you those little heart flutters?
That's a good question.
No one's ever asked us that.
Yeah. JJ, thank you. This is the thing with our listeners chiming in. Always good ideas, thoughts, questions.
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Like if I if you see someone who like when they see an old person, like an elderly person, they like get up from their seat and offer their seat to them or they help them with the bag or. Just take a little extra care with anyone elderly. That is a big green flag for me because it just means they have empathy and there's sort of an old-fashionedness with that.
And that's how I was heavily influenced by my grandmother. So anybody who has that in them usually is my cup of tea.
Mm-hmm.
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Chapter 4: How does Tig incorporate her childhood experiences into parenting?
As long as they can get the joke.
Yeah.
As long as they get it or get the awkwardness or the funny thing or the... Yeah.
Yeah.
Just something where, you know, it's just that vibe. I was also thinking a major green flag for me is when you like their friend group. You know, because I've definitely been with some people where I've had to slog through dinners and social situations with their friend group. And I'm like, who have we met? This is tough.
This is tough. Yeah, it's nice when it's just easy all in that social setting. For sure. With their friends and also like JJ said, when they're like in your environment too and you don't have to worry about them, they're at ease.
Yeah, that is the best. What else you got for us, handsome listeners?
Hey, handsome. My name is Cami, and your podcast got me through the third trimester of my pregnancy. My little one is now 10 weeks old, and as I'm stumbling through the early days of parenthood, the question I have been pondering and would like to ask y'all is, what aspect of being a kid do you never want to forget? And specifically for Tig, how does that show up in your parenting?
What part of my childhood do I never want to forget? I never, ever want to forget the freedom that I felt in exploring nature. I mean, following creeks and just so free. And I mean, I know it's the full-on Huckleberry Tig in me, but like climbing trees, following creeks so far back into the woods, catching frogs, all of the very typical things that my childhood allowed me. I mean, I...
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Chapter 5: What are the red flags that Tig and Fortune identify in potential partners?
You too, bud. What a treat. Yeah. Please, if you haven't already, submit your questions and advice requests to speakpipe.com slash handsomepod.
Don't forget our live show in L.A. is in just a few days, May 4th. Come on out. Join us at the Wiltern in L.A. for Netflix's Jokes Festival.
Yeah, we're going to have the cast of... The Hunting Wives. The Hunting Wives. And if you want to see me on tour, go to Tignotaro.com because I got a bunch of dates.
Yeah, same. I'll be out there, especially you Europe folks. I'm coming at the end of this month, so get your tickets.
Yeah, and until next time, keep it pretty handsome. Handsome is hosted by me, Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Ouellette. Email us at handsomepod at gmail.com. Follow us on social media at handsomepod.
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