Pretty Little Episode #89

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What are the green flags in relationships according to Tig and Fortune?

Unknown 0:01
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Fortune Feimster 0:05
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Tig Notaro 0:47
Hey, it's your friend Tig Notaro on the handsome Pretty Little Episode. I'm sitting here with my co-host, Fortune Veemster. That's me. Hi, Fortune. It's me, Tig. Hi, Tig. I have some news for you. Wait, what? Well... Stephanie and I were invited to a party. Yeah. And we typically don't go to parties much. Yeah. And I was taking my little nightly bubble bath. Oh, wait, a nightly one? Yeah. Do you do one every night? I do. I do. Oh, I love this for you. I love you. And so I was just looking and feeling so adorable and clean and like, ah, the end of the day, clean myself up, get into the clean sheets.
Yeah.
Tig Notaro 1:38
And Stephanie came in and sat on the little stool by the bath and said, I feel like we should go to the party tonight. Oh, that same night? Yeah, we had already decided we were not.
Fortune Feimster 1:53
That's tough to rally once you've had your nightly bubble bath.
Yeah.
Fortune Feimster 1:58
It was. And before we get to the rest, can I ask how long are your nightly bubble baths usually?
Tig Notaro 2:04
Oh, that's a good question, girl. I would say my nightly bubble baths are probably 20 to 30 minutes. Okay. Okay.
Fortune Feimster 2:13
Yeah. And you're not doing anything? You're just laying or are you like looking at something? What do you mean looking? Like a reading, your phone, or just being.
Tig Notaro 2:23
I just am just in there and I think about, it feels like a moment that I get excited that I can just go be alone and think about stuff.
Fortune Feimster 2:33
Right.
Tig Notaro 2:33
You know? And what are you wearing? Nothing.
Nothing.
Fortune Feimster 2:39
Okay, so she goes, we're going to go to this party tonight. How? I would be like, there's no way.
Tig Notaro 2:47
I just watched Makuta. But here's the thing. I also have to make sure it's clear. We shut down real early at our house.
Fortune Feimster 2:57
This was like 5 p.m.
Tig Notaro 2:59
No, I mean it was probably like 6, 6.30, something like that. But even still, by that point... We've finished dinner, Max and Finn are like watching an episode of something and then they're going to go take their bath and brush their teeth. Yeah. But it's still, I'm usually in bed by like nine. Okay. And so I'm inching up a little bit on bedtime and she just was like, you know, I think we should go and see some people, do some socializing. And I was like...
Fortune Feimster 3:35
So it was like a friend party. It wasn't like a Hollywood party.
Tig Notaro 3:39
Oh, no, no, no. It was a friend party. And I can't imagine that she would ever come in and say we should go to, you know. A red carpet event. Yeah, no, no.
Fortune Feimster 3:50
Because y'all were going to have, there were going to be a lot of y'all's mutual friends were going to be at this party.
Tig Notaro 3:56
Yeah, just potentially some people we hadn't seen in a while who we really enjoy. And it's always nice to run into some people like that. And I was like, okay, I hear you.
Fortune Feimster 4:11
Yeah, yeah.
Tig Notaro 4:12
Could be good to go out, see some people. And so we did. We rallied at 6.30 and she called her dad to come watch the Cubs and we went. And I have to say, I wasn't even planning on mentioning this, but not only did we see some old friends. Yeah. I saw an ex-girlfriend of an old friend of mine. Okay. Yeah. who I hadn't seen in years. And she was so a part of my pre-sick days of 2012. Yeah. And for some reason, seeing her, it was such a like, God, I feel like I'm just in such a different place in my life.
Unknown 4:58
Right.
Tig Notaro 5:00
And I felt like I was... Not that I wasn't open to her, but like, I don't know that I took her in in the way that I did when I ran into her.

How do Tig and Fortune navigate social situations and parties?

Tig Notaro 5:12
And I just loved talking to her.
Fortune Feimster 5:15
Oh, cool.
Tig Notaro 5:16
And we just had such a nice connecting moment.
Fortune Feimster 5:20
Yeah.
Tig Notaro 5:21
And Stephanie also spent some time talking to her and we both left the party going, she's awesome.

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