RADIO REPLAY: We Exposed a Cheater on National Radio

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Sean Brown 0:02
a listener production. Lucy and Nikki. Lucy and Nikki. Completely and utterly unhinged. L-U-C-Y-N-I-K-K-I. Lucy and Nikki. Let's go. Don't stop, live free. Can you watch this energy? Let's go.
Nikki Westcott 0:29
Cheers, babes, and welcome to today's Radio Replay Dollies. I feel like we were a little bit more alive today.
Lucy Jackson 0:35
Thank freaking God, brother. Oh, man. I was like, I'm going to fucking kill you both, Shorty and Nikki, yesterday. Why?
Nikki Westcott 0:43
Why?
Why?
Lucy Jackson 0:44
I felt like our conversations weren't even speaking in English, to be honest.
Nikki Westcott 0:48
It wouldn't have anything to do with the lack of fucking sleep you had hung over off your titties, would it?
Lucy Jackson 0:52
I wasn't hung over off my titties. You did say you were hung over. You told us you were hung over. I felt like I was making total sense. I feel like you were, to be honest. I feel like you weren't, Nick.
Nikki Westcott 1:02
I was so distracted. Some of the things you said... No, I'm not going to lie, guys. I was like...
Lucy Jackson 1:07
i was like really distracted yesterday i was like holy shit i think i'm just the first time with my kid being sick i was fucking elsewhere for sure how the fuck are you the the one who's hung over and we're the ones that don't make sense like maybe you just like that many conversations with nikki in my life i reckon i've been on a direct conversation with nikki for probably like five accumulated all and yesterday was the least i've ever understood her really and i feel I feel like I could read her, Brighton.
Nikki Westcott 1:32
Well, probably because you couldn't fucking hear me because I could barely speak, mate.
Sean Brown 1:35
You've been lucky I came to work, cousin. And you got a bit on and your voice was cooked. Well, let's biff on air, shall we? I actually would love to biff with you.
Lucy Jackson 1:43
Bring back the biff. Bring back the biff.
Sean Brown 1:45
Bring back the biff.
Lucy Jackson 1:46
I would biff on you hard.
Sean Brown 1:47
If you didn't back me up, Sean, you'd be bullying him for three years.
Lucy Jackson 1:50
If we biffed, I would flog the shit out of you.
Sean Brown 1:52
I know, you're so strong. I wouldn't get into a biff with you. Can I just say, as we're recording this right now. I might actually win now.
Nikki Westcott 1:56
I've got a bit more size on you.
Lucy Jackson 1:57
No, but do you know what, though? At least you know if anyone ever tries to biff you, I would always biff them.
Nikki Westcott 2:03
Oh, I hope not. If anyone tried to biff me, I wouldn't even tell you because you'd actually biff them that hard. I would biff them that hard.
Sean Brown 2:08
Can I just say, as we're recording this, are you cheating on your partner? Is it coming up? Is it coming up? We're getting more calls. Like, I'm just watching the phone.
Nikki Westcott 2:15
There's so many fucking cheating dogs out there. I love that they're spilling the beans, though, baby.
Sean Brown 2:19
Spill those beans. Because we said we put a voice decoder on their voice and they don't have to tell us their names. So they're actually calling. That's crazy.
Lucy Jackson 2:25
There's definitely, I will say, people do weirdly, I think, sometimes want to confess that they are doing that. Well, sometimes it makes you feel like you're getting it off your chest, right? Like, I'd hate to be in an affair and not be able to tell anyone. I'd obviously tell you, Nikki. I'd be scared of your judgment, but I would tell you.
Nikki Westcott 2:41
You would not be able to keep that one to yourself. You'd be like, I am having the most steamy affair ever.
Sean Brown 2:46
He'd be telling everyone a couple of wines. He'd be like, Sean, Sean, you've got to take a couple.
Lucy Jackson 2:51
If I've ever done anything wrong, I just tell the person that I'm wronging. I just can't keep my mouth shut.
Sean Brown 2:56
You tell the punters on the podcast and it makes the Daily Mail.
Lucy Jackson 2:59
Oh, seriously. Speaking of the Daily Mail, guys, don't forget if you are in Adelaide and Auckland, make sure you sign up for our pre-sale tickets for our shows because...
Nikki Westcott 3:10
They could sell out. Pre-sale just gets you that bit of early access. And they did sell out last time. So hopefully we have another round of success this one loose. Yes. Make sure you're signed up, divas. Adelaide and Auckland, it's giving double A batteries, mate. It is.
Sean Brown 3:25
Love that. Hey, stick around on the podcast. We're asking, did you get back together with your ex after Ariana Grande has been spotted with her ex, Rikki?

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