Panto, Pitiful Impressions and Prehistoric Beings
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William’s received some lovely handwritten letters, including a charming depiction of the team as ...
Help My Poo’s On The Loose
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan reaches new heights of fame with his exclusive DJ set at Haven, while William finds a new way...
Setlists, Surprises and Singing Scandals
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan’s gearing up to showcase his DJ skills at Haven, and William is ready to pitch a few unique...
Help He Bashed His Bishop
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan’s feeling under the weather (not that he’d ever mention it, of course) and comes prepared...
Live Shows, Lineage and Likkle Flower Pots
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys explore their family roots as Social Jo shares a fascinating dive into their ancestry. Mean...
Help I Want Clone-A-Willy Custody
19 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William stumbles upon an award-winning loo, while Jordan is busy preparing for the state visit from ...
Mistaken Messages and Middle Class Mas
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a touch of middle class charm in the studio this week, with messages about fancy baskets a...
Help I Don’t Know My Holes
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Things have spiralled into chaos in the studio, starting with French kisses and ending in a full-on ...
Workplace Roleplay, Wrestling and Weddings
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wondered what Jordan would be like as a masseuse or William as a mechanic? Wonder no more, as t...
Help We Won £200,000,000
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, William and Jordan are guests on Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams, the podcast where guests ...
Help We’re Just A Couple Of Dancing Queens
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys bond over their shared love of ABBA as William prepares to see Voyage. After tackling a dil...
Childhood Nostalgia, Chocolate Economics and Central Milton Keynes
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William’s got a new reason to break out a classic TV ad song… once again. Childhood memories com...
Help I’m Scared Of Clowns
29 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William has been caught red-handed after a damning accusation from Mikey is brought to light. The to...
Jordan’s Jobs, Common Customs, And William’s Wheel Woes
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan adds another title to his résumé: film star! He may have taken some inspiration from a cert...
Help My Fart Cleared The Building
22 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William faces more diplomatic troubles as he’s denied entry into New York for a work trip (and thi...
Professions, Photoshop, and Provocative Prints
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William dives into your questions about what an etiquette expert actually does, while Jordan shares ...
Help I Scooped It Into A Kebab Box
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After appearing at separate events, the boys share their on-stage mishaps. A flashback to Jordan’s...
Snot Bubbles, Spotting Ben, and Spreadable Butter
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan dive into your awkward greetings, featuring an unfortunate snot bubble and an acc...
Help I Sexted Drunk Women Solving Crime
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan put on their detective hats as they’re joined by Hannah and Taylor from Drunk W...
Help I Got A Gassy Greeting
08 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tension simmers in the studio as the boys overhear some serious smack talk from their studio neighbo...
Silver Sexters, Sketchy Sketches and Stoop Sales
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys settle on a name for our more seasoned G&Divas, and they dive into your quirky Autumnal rit...
Help I’m Still Wearing The Strap-On
01 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys attend Producer Ben’s engagement drinks, and in a shocking turn of events, William orders...
Roleplay, Revenge, and Retro Names
27 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys dive into some awards roleplay to ensure they’re prepared for any circumstance. We hear y...
Help My Bronzer Is Cat Poo
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William’s fame has reached new heights after being stopped multiple times on the way to the tube s...
William’s Pranks, Waterloo and Wrong Lyrics
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan comes armed with gifts to celebrate William becoming a Sunday Times Bestseller, for the secon...
Help I Fell Off My Cha Cha Chair
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William’s new Etiquettemology jingle is so groundbreaking it literally knocks Jordan off his chair...
Strange Gifts, Sore Throats, and Slippery Slip-ups
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William is sounding a bit more sultry than usual after losing his voice, but to lift his spirits, th...
Help I Flashed My Flaps
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back from their “relaxing” and eventful holidays. William narrowly escaped a hotel ...
Mischief, Musicals and Matching Mutts
06 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan dive into your mischievous school stories, taking them back to the days of stink ...
Help I Sexted My Secret Mum Club
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys team up with Sophiena and Emma from the Secret Mum Club, and things get unhinged. William a...
Help It’s William’s Birthday!
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s William’s birthday! And he’s in for a little surprise from his nearest and dearest. Meanw...
Passive Aggressive Texts, Podcast Connections, and Precarious Oil
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William’s Passive Aggressive Text of the Week is back, and it’s as gloriously snarky as ever. Jo...
Help I’ve Got A Mole In My Freezer
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys gear up for their holidays, but not before William starts making some minor changes to his ...
School Days, Soft Play and Sparkling Drinks
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan and William take a trip down memory lane as they reminisce about their school days. Plus, Wil...
Help I'm Sniffing My Underwear
20 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan go on quite the journey in this episode. They start with theatrical chat about Sh...
Clone-A-Willy Wonka, Chocolate Biscuits and Comedy Door Hangers
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan's had a flash of inspiration for the next tour, and William's strong thoughts on comedy ...
Help I Stumbled Into The Girls Bathroom
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Help, William and Jordan have entered The Girls Bathroom! In this special Sexted And Friends collab,...
Help He Heard Our Naughty Nickname
13 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bare feet on tables, a spoiled proposal and a mother finding a bottle she really shouldn’t have ar...
Jordans Scribbles, Stinky Pits, and Betty Swallocks
09 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We finally get an answer to the age-old question: What is Jordan doodling when William’s talking? ...
Help I Picked Up A Tato With My Tots
06 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan bares it all - literally - after a listener shares a toe-tally bizarre story about their brot...
Chocolate Straws, Confrontational Accents, and Chafing Chefs
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan’s testing his sucking prowess as he experiments with the KitKat straw method. The boys dive...
Help William Vetoed The Episode Title
30 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There are a few hairy dilemmas this week with one G&Diva being caught blowdrying their bush and anot...
Sports Days, Spirits and Soggy Biscuits
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William fondly recounts his Hanson Family Sports Day as the G&Divas suggest a few activities for a S...
Help My Grandparents Are Nudists
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys hear about the dangers of rummaging through your Grandparents’ belongings and lend a hand...
Book Club, Blowing Kisses and Ball Questions
19 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan shares his holiday reads in the Sexted book club, William's throwing insults and we get to kn...
Help Producer Ben Is Engaged
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Sexted wedding bells are soon to be ringing again and this time it’s for Ben and Cat! (Congrat...
Sporting Fixtures, The Sleeping Forecast and Summer Neckerchiefs
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week William has been busy keeping up with the football and tennis (no, we’re not in an alter...
Help I Stole A Dead Dog
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Things are getting morbid in the studio this week as we hear about the deathly consequences of steal...
Daily Luxuries, DuckTales and Dame Julie Andrews
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With Jordan going on about his Bliss Hour, William has decided to build his own Luxury Hour based on...
Help I’ve Offended A Nun
02 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There’s nothing holier than Sexted this week. Nun’s the word in the Jolly Joke and a surprising ...
Chloronics, Clit Bang and Chester Drawers
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan’s fuddling up his mucking words again… But he’s not the only one, lots of G&Divas have ...
Sexted And Friends: Keeping Up Appearances
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's another Sexted And Friends special, with our very own William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith ...
Help I’m A Doggy In Disguise
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Fetishes don’t easily phase the boys but this one takes the (doggy) biscuit, as one listener asks ...
Colouring Books, Classy Clinking and Childhood Catastrophes
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys want to see your artistic creations after a very talented G&Diva sent in their Sexted colou...
Help You Gave Me The Thumb
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
He may be the queen of sarcastic comebacks, but in this episode William questions whether receiving ...
Births, Burials and Brisk Searches
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Lots of G&Divas have been in touch to tell us about the weird and wonderful places they’ve listene...
Help I’m Fel Ching
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You’d think we’d be experts at understanding sexual terminology by now (#notasexpodcast), but it...
Platform Potato Peelers, Puppy Love, and Podcast Babies
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan helping a G&Diva through active childbirth wasn’t on the Sexted bingo card for ...
Help I Hate Your Speaker
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There are two very different vibes in the studio this week, William’s expelling his rage towards s...
Saturday Morning, Sitges and Swears
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back in the studio and Jordan’s already jet-setting away! But before he jumps on a pl...
Sexted And Friends: William On Mummy's Boy With Arthur Hill
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's a special Sexted And Friends as William joins Arthur Hill on his podcast Mummy's Boy. Hear all ...
Help We’ve Been On Tour
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's the end of the first leg of the Help I Sexted My Boss Tour. William and Jordan are in Bristol ...
Welcome To Help I Sexted My Boss
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Help I Sexted My Boss is the podcast that helps you navigate the everyday challenges of modern life,...
Help We’re Edging Towards The Tour
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s tour week! And in preparation the boys have a few theatre and cinema dilemmas. William is dig...
Lies, Lies and More Lies
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's very tense in the studio and it's all Producer Ben's fault. He came back from his sabbatical an...
Help I Sharted In Peru
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There's a lot of excitement in the studio this week! We’re celebrating a Sexted wedding, William h...
Car Calendars, Colonics and TV Curses
26 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The tour countdown is on! But it seems that Jordan is missing one key piece of information. One G&Di...
Help I'm Going Innuendo Free
23 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, William faces one of the hardest challenges of his life. He can't say a single innu...
Tiramisu, Classical Tunes and Hot Tub Twinks
19 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan’s colonic date is fast approaching, and it looks like his G&D levels will be critically low...
Sexted And Friends: RedHanded
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan welcome Hannah and Suruthi into the Sexted studio for a RedHanded special episode...
Help I Knocked Out My Driving Instructor
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Despite Jordan's new early starts, he's enjoying a G&D and chatting about being totally over stag do...
Slurping, Singing and Sprinkling
12 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After lots of G&Divas messaged about coming to see Sexted on the big screen, William recounts a trau...
Help This D Tastes Funny
09 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There’s finally some international D in the studio (courtesy of Chairman Emeritus Stuart), and the...
Wildlife, Wardrobes and William's Register
05 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone's in prep mode for the big tour with William planning his glamorous stage outfit and Jordan...
Help We’re Hitting The Big Screen
02 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as William and Jordan announce that the Sexted tour wi...
Chocolate, Confirmation and Charles Dickens
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan are celebrating Easter by sharing lots of responses and follow ups to your proble...
Help It’s Our 6th Birthday Special
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy birthday to Sexted! William and Jordan are celebrating by turning back time with some retro pr...
Sauces, Socks and Solo Shows
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William talks about his brand new book and tour, and Jordan’s relieved to hear some flaccid news a...
Help My Boyfriend Just Sprinkled And Sparkled
19 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as Jordan reveals he uses moist toilet tissue and Will...
Photoshopping, Pesetas and Saint Patrick's Day
15 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William shares his opinion on this week's news from the Royal Family, Jordan's on a mission to name ...
Help I’m On Anal Leave
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh from the BRITs, Jordan’s showing off his brand new look featuring eyewear and neckwear, and ...
Sidekicks, Snail Forks and Smashing Glass
08 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan’s been smashing up the studio, there’s more chat about Campman’s sidekicks and it turns...
Help I’ve Been Banged Up
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Someone from team Sexted has been in trouble with the law, but who on earth could it be? All is reve...
Cleaning, Coffee, and Jack Callaghan
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys invite luxury guest and cleaning influencer Jack Callaghan (@jack.designs) to help answer y...
Help I’m A Spunk Specialist
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After Jordan updates us on his new water routine and reveals the origin of an alleged naughty pictur...
Curls, Call-outs and Capital
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan reflect on some BIG news, discuss the correct way to eat a Pot Noodle, and hear a...
Help There’s A Tissue Issue
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a rather large elephant in the room… Something that all of you G&Diva’s have been begg...
Marathons, Made Up Names and Menthol Illness
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wondered what the collective noun is for a group of G&Divas? Or why you shouldn’t name your p...
Help It's The Valentines Special
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bad jokes, bad impressions, and a message from Producer Ben - this episode is full of nasty surprise...
Country Tunes, Colonics and Choking
09 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William tests Jordans knowledge of country music and the boys catch up on your correspondence regard...
Help There’s Sparkle On My Stomach
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After a cape/cloak update from William leads to a rather unique superhero catchphrase being coined b...
Drinks, DJs and Dixon Dallas
02 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan’s full of beans after getting so many compliments on his glowing skin! While William’s be...
Help I’ve Had A Sloppy Sunday
30 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After the boys debrief on a wholesome weekend away featuring William’s horrendous snoring and a ve...
Gaysons, Prinks and Chris Moyles
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William's got a face like a smacked arse - and it’s not because he’s just found out what Jordan’...
Help There’s A Dildo In The Loft
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys take a fascinating deep dive into the inner workings of their minds as we get a blow by blo...
Camilla Long, Burritos and First Footings
19 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William Hanson digs out a cutting column piece written about him in a national newspaper while Jorda...
Help He’s Stuck On My Piercing
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After a night out on the town leads to Jordan trying out something new for the very first time the b...
Condoms, Impressions and Incest Sticks
12 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As we head into the ‘most boring weekend of the year’ the boys have a delightful selection of co...
Help I’m Still Balls Deep
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A new year means a time of new beginnings. Producer Ben is on his travels, and is now barely a memor...
The Sexted Awards 2023
25 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join William and Jordan as they listen back and celebrate the very best moments from the podcast in ...