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Help I Sexted My Boss

Language: en Society & Culture Comedy
Last Checked: 2025-12-07 13:33:52.976516
Showing episodes 101 to 200 of 627 total

Panto, Pitiful Impressions and Prehistoric Beings

06 Dec 2024

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William’s received some lovely handwritten letters, including a charming depiction of the team as ...

Help My Poo’s On The Loose

03 Dec 2024

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Jordan reaches new heights of fame with his exclusive DJ set at Haven, while William finds a new way...

Setlists, Surprises and Singing Scandals

29 Nov 2024

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Jordan’s gearing up to showcase his DJ skills at Haven, and William is ready to pitch a few unique...

Help He Bashed His Bishop

26 Nov 2024

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Jordan’s feeling under the weather (not that he’d ever mention it, of course) and comes prepared...

Live Shows, Lineage and Likkle Flower Pots

22 Nov 2024

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The boys explore their family roots as Social Jo shares a fascinating dive into their ancestry. Mean...

Help I Want Clone-A-Willy Custody

19 Nov 2024

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William stumbles upon an award-winning loo, while Jordan is busy preparing for the state visit from ...

Mistaken Messages and Middle Class Mas

15 Nov 2024

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There’s a touch of middle class charm in the studio this week, with messages about fancy baskets a...

Help I Don’t Know My Holes

12 Nov 2024

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Things have spiralled into chaos in the studio, starting with French kisses and ending in a full-on ...

Workplace Roleplay, Wrestling and Weddings

08 Nov 2024

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Ever wondered what Jordan would be like as a masseuse or William as a mechanic? Wonder no more, as t...

Help We Won £200,000,000

07 Nov 2024

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This week, William and Jordan are guests on Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams, the podcast where guests ...

Help We’re Just A Couple Of Dancing Queens

05 Nov 2024

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The boys bond over their shared love of ABBA as William prepares to see Voyage. After tackling a dil...

Childhood Nostalgia, Chocolate Economics and Central Milton Keynes

01 Nov 2024

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William’s got a new reason to break out a classic TV ad song… once again. Childhood memories com...

Help I’m Scared Of Clowns

29 Oct 2024

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William has been caught red-handed after a damning accusation from Mikey is brought to light. The to...

Jordan’s Jobs, Common Customs, And William’s Wheel Woes

25 Oct 2024

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Jordan adds another title to his résumé: film star! He may have taken some inspiration from a cert...

Help My Fart Cleared The Building

22 Oct 2024

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William faces more diplomatic troubles as he’s denied entry into New York for a work trip (and thi...

Professions, Photoshop, and Provocative Prints

18 Oct 2024

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William dives into your questions about what an etiquette expert actually does, while Jordan shares ...

Help I Scooped It Into A Kebab Box

15 Oct 2024

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After appearing at separate events, the boys share their on-stage mishaps. A flashback to Jordan’s...

Snot Bubbles, Spotting Ben, and Spreadable Butter

11 Oct 2024

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William and Jordan dive into your awkward greetings, featuring an unfortunate snot bubble and an acc...

Help I Sexted Drunk Women Solving Crime

10 Oct 2024

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William and Jordan put on their detective hats as they’re joined by Hannah and Taylor from Drunk W...

Help I Got A Gassy Greeting

08 Oct 2024

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Tension simmers in the studio as the boys overhear some serious smack talk from their studio neighbo...

Silver Sexters, Sketchy Sketches and Stoop Sales

04 Oct 2024

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The boys settle on a name for our more seasoned G&Divas, and they dive into your quirky Autumnal rit...

Help I’m Still Wearing The Strap-On

01 Oct 2024

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The boys attend Producer Ben’s engagement drinks, and in a shocking turn of events, William orders...

Roleplay, Revenge, and Retro Names

27 Sep 2024

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The boys dive into some awards roleplay to ensure they’re prepared for any circumstance. We hear y...

Help My Bronzer Is Cat Poo

24 Sep 2024

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William’s fame has reached new heights after being stopped multiple times on the way to the tube s...

William’s Pranks, Waterloo and Wrong Lyrics

20 Sep 2024

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Jordan comes armed with gifts to celebrate William becoming a Sunday Times Bestseller, for the secon...

Help I Fell Off My Cha Cha Chair

17 Sep 2024

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William’s new Etiquettemology jingle is so groundbreaking it literally knocks Jordan off his chair...

Strange Gifts, Sore Throats, and Slippery Slip-ups

13 Sep 2024

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William is sounding a bit more sultry than usual after losing his voice, but to lift his spirits, th...

Help I Flashed My Flaps

10 Sep 2024

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The boys are back from their “relaxing” and eventful holidays. William narrowly escaped a hotel ...

Mischief, Musicals and Matching Mutts

06 Sep 2024

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William and Jordan dive into your mischievous school stories, taking them back to the days of stink ...

Help I Sexted My Secret Mum Club

05 Sep 2024

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The boys team up with Sophiena and Emma from the Secret Mum Club, and things get unhinged. William a...

Help It’s William’s Birthday!

03 Sep 2024

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It’s William’s birthday! And he’s in for a little surprise from his nearest and dearest. Meanw...

Passive Aggressive Texts, Podcast Connections, and Precarious Oil

30 Aug 2024

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William’s Passive Aggressive Text of the Week is back, and it’s as gloriously snarky as ever. Jo...

Help I’ve Got A Mole In My Freezer

27 Aug 2024

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The boys gear up for their holidays, but not before William starts making some minor changes to his ...

School Days, Soft Play and Sparkling Drinks

23 Aug 2024

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Jordan and William take a trip down memory lane as they reminisce about their school days. Plus, Wil...

Help I'm Sniffing My Underwear

20 Aug 2024

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William and Jordan go on quite the journey in this episode. They start with theatrical chat about Sh...

Clone-A-Willy Wonka, Chocolate Biscuits and Comedy Door Hangers

16 Aug 2024

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Jordan's had a flash of inspiration for the next tour, and William's strong thoughts on comedy ...

Help I Stumbled Into The Girls Bathroom

15 Aug 2024

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Help, William and Jordan have entered The Girls Bathroom! In this special Sexted And Friends collab,...

Help He Heard Our Naughty Nickname

13 Aug 2024

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Bare feet on tables, a spoiled proposal and a mother finding a bottle she really shouldn’t have ar...

Jordans Scribbles, Stinky Pits, and Betty Swallocks

09 Aug 2024

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We finally get an answer to the age-old question: What is Jordan doodling when William’s talking? ...

Help I Picked Up A Tato With My Tots

06 Aug 2024

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Jordan bares it all - literally - after a listener shares a toe-tally bizarre story about their brot...

Chocolate Straws, Confrontational Accents, and Chafing Chefs

02 Aug 2024

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Jordan’s testing his sucking prowess as he experiments with the KitKat straw method. The boys dive...

Help William Vetoed The Episode Title

30 Jul 2024

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There are a few hairy dilemmas this week with one G&Diva being caught blowdrying their bush and anot...

Sports Days, Spirits and Soggy Biscuits

26 Jul 2024

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William fondly recounts his Hanson Family Sports Day as the G&Divas suggest a few activities for a S...

Help My Grandparents Are Nudists

23 Jul 2024

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The boys hear about the dangers of rummaging through your Grandparents’ belongings and lend a hand...

Book Club, Blowing Kisses and Ball Questions

19 Jul 2024

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Jordan shares his holiday reads in the Sexted book club, William's throwing insults and we get to kn...

Help Producer Ben Is Engaged

16 Jul 2024

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The Sexted wedding bells are soon to be ringing again and this time it’s for Ben and Cat! (Congrat...

Sporting Fixtures, The Sleeping Forecast and Summer Neckerchiefs

12 Jul 2024

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This week William has been busy keeping up with the football and tennis (no, we’re not in an alter...

Help I Stole A Dead Dog

09 Jul 2024

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Things are getting morbid in the studio this week as we hear about the deathly consequences of steal...

Daily Luxuries, DuckTales and Dame Julie Andrews

05 Jul 2024

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With Jordan going on about his Bliss Hour, William has decided to build his own Luxury Hour based on...

Help I’ve Offended A Nun

02 Jul 2024

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There’s nothing holier than Sexted this week. Nun’s the word in the Jolly Joke and a surprising ...

Chloronics, Clit Bang and Chester Drawers

28 Jun 2024

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Jordan’s fuddling up his mucking words again… But he’s not the only one, lots of G&Divas have ...

Sexted And Friends: Keeping Up Appearances

27 Jun 2024

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It's another Sexted And Friends special, with our very own William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith ...

Help I’m A Doggy In Disguise

25 Jun 2024

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Fetishes don’t easily phase the boys but this one takes the (doggy) biscuit, as one listener asks ...

Colouring Books, Classy Clinking and Childhood Catastrophes

21 Jun 2024

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The boys want to see your artistic creations after a very talented G&Diva sent in their Sexted colou...

Help You Gave Me The Thumb

18 Jun 2024

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He may be the queen of sarcastic comebacks, but in this episode William questions whether receiving ...

Births, Burials and Brisk Searches

14 Jun 2024

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Lots of G&Divas have been in touch to tell us about the weird and wonderful places they’ve listene...

Help I’m Fel Ching

11 Jun 2024

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You’d think we’d be experts at understanding sexual terminology by now (#notasexpodcast), but it...

Platform Potato Peelers, Puppy Love, and Podcast Babies

07 Jun 2024

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William and Jordan helping a G&Diva through active childbirth wasn’t on the Sexted bingo card for ...

Help I Hate Your Speaker

04 Jun 2024

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There are two very different vibes in the studio this week, William’s expelling his rage towards s...

Saturday Morning, Sitges and Swears

31 May 2024

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The boys are back in the studio and Jordan’s already jet-setting away! But before he jumps on a pl...

Sexted And Friends: William On Mummy's Boy With Arthur Hill

23 May 2024

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It's a special Sexted And Friends as William joins Arthur Hill on his podcast Mummy's Boy. Hear all ...

Help We’ve Been On Tour

21 May 2024

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It's the end of the first leg of the Help I Sexted My Boss Tour. William and Jordan are in Bristol ...

Welcome To Help I Sexted My Boss

09 May 2024

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Help I Sexted My Boss is the podcast that helps you navigate the everyday challenges of modern life,...

Help We’re Edging Towards The Tour

07 May 2024

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It’s tour week! And in preparation the boys have a few theatre and cinema dilemmas. William is dig...

Lies, Lies and More Lies

03 May 2024

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It's very tense in the studio and it's all Producer Ben's fault. He came back from his sabbatical an...

Help I Sharted In Peru

30 Apr 2024

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There's a lot of excitement in the studio this week! We’re celebrating a Sexted wedding, William h...

Car Calendars, Colonics and TV Curses

26 Apr 2024

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The tour countdown is on! But it seems that Jordan is missing one key piece of information. One G&Di...

Help I'm Going Innuendo Free

23 Apr 2024

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In this episode, William faces one of the hardest challenges of his life. He can't say a single innu...

Tiramisu, Classical Tunes and Hot Tub Twinks

19 Apr 2024

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Jordan’s colonic date is fast approaching, and it looks like his G&D levels will be critically low...

Sexted And Friends: RedHanded

18 Apr 2024

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William and Jordan welcome Hannah and Suruthi into the Sexted studio for a RedHanded special episode...

Help I Knocked Out My Driving Instructor

16 Apr 2024

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Despite Jordan's new early starts, he's enjoying a G&D and chatting about being totally over stag do...

Slurping, Singing and Sprinkling

12 Apr 2024

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After lots of G&Divas messaged about coming to see Sexted on the big screen, William recounts a trau...

Help This D Tastes Funny

09 Apr 2024

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There’s finally some international D in the studio (courtesy of Chairman Emeritus Stuart), and the...

Wildlife, Wardrobes and William's Register

05 Apr 2024

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Everyone's in prep mode for the big tour with William planning his glamorous stage outfit and Jordan...

Help We’re Hitting The Big Screen

02 Apr 2024

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There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as William and Jordan announce that the Sexted tour wi...

Chocolate, Confirmation and Charles Dickens

29 Mar 2024

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William and Jordan are celebrating Easter by sharing lots of responses and follow ups to your proble...

Help It’s Our 6th Birthday Special

26 Mar 2024

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Happy birthday to Sexted! William and Jordan are celebrating by turning back time with some retro pr...

Sauces, Socks and Solo Shows

22 Mar 2024

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William talks about his brand new book and tour, and Jordan’s relieved to hear some flaccid news a...

Help My Boyfriend Just Sprinkled And Sparkled

19 Mar 2024

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There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as Jordan reveals he uses moist toilet tissue and Will...

Photoshopping, Pesetas and Saint Patrick's Day

15 Mar 2024

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William shares his opinion on this week's news from the Royal Family, Jordan's on a mission to name ...

Help I’m On Anal Leave

12 Mar 2024

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Fresh from the BRITs, Jordan’s showing off his brand new look featuring eyewear and neckwear, and ...

Sidekicks, Snail Forks and Smashing Glass

08 Mar 2024

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Jordan’s been smashing up the studio, there’s more chat about Campman’s sidekicks and it turns...

Help I’ve Been Banged Up

05 Mar 2024

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Someone from team Sexted has been in trouble with the law, but who on earth could it be? All is reve...

Cleaning, Coffee, and Jack Callaghan

01 Mar 2024

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The boys invite luxury guest and cleaning influencer Jack Callaghan (@jack.designs) to help answer y...

Help I’m A Spunk Specialist

27 Feb 2024

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After Jordan updates us on his new water routine and reveals the origin of an alleged naughty pictur...

Curls, Call-outs and Capital

23 Feb 2024

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William and Jordan reflect on some BIG news, discuss the correct way to eat a Pot Noodle, and hear a...

Help There’s A Tissue Issue

20 Feb 2024

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There’s a rather large elephant in the room… Something that all of you G&Diva’s have been begg...

Marathons, Made Up Names and Menthol Illness

16 Feb 2024

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Ever wondered what the collective noun is for a group of G&Divas? Or why you shouldn’t name your p...

Help It's The Valentines Special

13 Feb 2024

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Bad jokes, bad impressions, and a message from Producer Ben - this episode is full of nasty surprise...

Country Tunes, Colonics and Choking

09 Feb 2024

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William tests Jordans knowledge of country music and the boys catch up on your correspondence regard...

Help There’s Sparkle On My Stomach

06 Feb 2024

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After a cape/cloak update from William leads to a rather unique superhero catchphrase being coined b...

Drinks, DJs and Dixon Dallas

02 Feb 2024

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Jordan’s full of beans after getting so many compliments on his glowing skin! While William’s be...

Help I’ve Had A Sloppy Sunday

30 Jan 2024

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After the boys debrief on a wholesome weekend away featuring William’s horrendous snoring and a ve...

Gaysons, Prinks and Chris Moyles

26 Jan 2024

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William's got a face like a smacked arse - and it’s not because he’s just found out what Jordan’...

Help There’s A Dildo In The Loft

23 Jan 2024

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The boys take a fascinating deep dive into the inner workings of their minds as we get a blow by blo...

Camilla Long, Burritos and First Footings

19 Jan 2024

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William Hanson digs out a cutting column piece written about him in a national newspaper while Jorda...

Help He’s Stuck On My Piercing

16 Jan 2024

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After a night out on the town leads to Jordan trying out something new for the very first time the b...

Condoms, Impressions and Incest Sticks

12 Jan 2024

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As we head into the ‘most boring weekend of the year’ the boys have a delightful selection of co...

Help I’m Still Balls Deep

09 Jan 2024

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A new year means a time of new beginnings. Producer Ben is on his travels, and is now barely a memor...

The Sexted Awards 2023

25 Dec 2023

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Join William and Jordan as they listen back and celebrate the very best moments from the podcast in ...