Sexted The Panto: Journey to Jordan North’s Pole
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
For the first (and quite possibly last) time Help I Sexted My Boss presents the pantomime that nobod...
Help He Wants Me To Inspect His Bumhole
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You know that feeling when you really, really like someone and the only way you know how to show it ...
Canapes, Creme Frackay and New Year's Eve
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Plans for New Year's Eve at Jordan’s are well underfoot but the boys have some slightly differing ...
Help I’ve Got No Rizz
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Things get pretty tense in the Sexted studio when William reveals his schedule for attending PB’s ...
So Long, Farewell…
08 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a very positive year for Help I Sexted My Boss, so it's probably about time we hit you wit...
Help It’s Down My Urethra Franklin
05 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today the boys have some serious complaints to get off their chests. Jordan’s got issues with his ...
Weekend Release: Common List, Welsh Towns and EPB's Ring
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After the release of Nicky Haslam's common list, William and Jordan to work out what's common and wh...
Help We've Got Some News To Share
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys have a VERY big announcement to share (no, it’s not another book) and get to open some lo...
Weekend Release: Jordan's Showreel, Full Moons and AV Adam
24 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve got a blast from the past this week, with Jordan’s old showreel finally seeing the light o...
Help I've Kegged Myself
21 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan is sporting a golden tan as he returns to the studio jet-lagged from his holiday to Skegness....
Weekend Release: Peas, Condiments and Doppelgangers
17 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An impromptu recording leads to some interesting revelations about Jordan’s neighbour's ‘squeaky...
Help I’m Non-Mahogany
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a lot to celebrate in the Sexted studios, and things are getting very sloshy (especially W...
Weekend Release: Books, Quirks and Spine Breakers
10 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
William Hanson and Jordan North are officially authors!... Well, William Hanson has already publishe...
Help She's Touching My Thermostat
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After discovering William’s got more followers than he does and with a to-do list longer than his ...
Weekend Release: Stubble, Ghosts and a Blonde Roast
03 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been days since the traumatic events of Halloween and Jordan’s stubble is still leaving a m...
Help We've Swapped Places
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join the boys for a disturbingly spooky (and not at all luxury) peek into the ‘upside down’ of t...
Weekend Release: Massages, Straws and Douchebags
27 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wondered what William and Jordan’s preferred style of massage is? Ever pondered which flavour...
Help There's A Spaniel's Ear In The Pool
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After a visit to a book-printing factory leads Team Sexted rediscovering just how much of a morning ...
Weekend Release: Yearbooks, Posh Sausage and Sore Wrists
20 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan have come to the studio today with some very sore wrists (don’t be lewd) after ...
Help I Don’t Know Where To Look
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Things are off to a chaotic start in the Sexted studio. PB’s stomping around after stubbing his to...
Weekend Release: Olives, Beer and Bloopers
13 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this weekend’s release we get a peek behind the curtain to hear some exclusive outtakes from th...
Help I'm Stuck To The Fridge
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After reviewing Jordan's morning routine and taking on board the latest instructions from the podcas...
Weekend Release: A Flashback, a Diary and a Waffle Top
06 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys take a trip back in time for a peer into the enigmatic mind of William Hanson through his d...
Help I've Got Chocolatey Fingers
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It was the morning after the night before, and the night before was a curry at Jordan's after puttin...
Weekend Release: A Priest, An Australian, And A Secret Shopper
29 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After some reflection on last week’s episode, the boys decide a little more focus is in order. The...
Help That’s Not My Husband’s Bum
26 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
*There are conversations about dieting and weight loss in the first half of the podcast, press play ...
Weekend Release: School Assembly Bangers
22 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Another weekend, another release, and this one unloads a whole mountain of gifts for the boys from a...
Help I Tasted My Father-In-Law
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After a lovely and thoughtful message from a dear G&Diva brings the boys close to tears, the convers...
Weekend Release: Jane Boulton From Airline
15 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A very, very special guest slid in to the boys DM’s this week - it’s Jane Boulton from the hit s...
Help We Didn't Flinch At Felching
12 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan are coming in hot in today’s episode with some strong opinions on software upda...
Weekend Release: Mystery Package
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Another weekend, another release, and this one starts with a mystery parcel that promises to give Wi...
Help I Know Him From A Porno
05 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There’s lots to celebrate in this week's episode. As well as the podcast hitting a very big social...
Weekend Release: Going Viral Down Under
01 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When Jordan said he needed to talk about something going viral down under, William started to fear t...
Help I’ve Been Pinched By A Ghost
29 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After a hectic few weeks for the boys, the dust has finally settled and normal life has resumed. But...
Weekend Release: Luxury Next Year?
25 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan have landed back in London and have just enough time to have one final review of ...
Help We're Live In Benidorm
22 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan are live on stage in BENIDORM. Join them at the Why Not Bar as they perform to a ...
Weekend Release: Oliday From Ell
18 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys have firmly touched down in Benidorm, and despite Grandma Glennis’ wise words, it seems t...
Help We've Entered Benidorm
15 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan have landed in Benidorm! One of them is already hungover and one of them struggle...
Weekend Release: A Picky Tea... Cha Cha Cha
11 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Diva España weekend is here! But before the boys jet off to sunny Benidorm they have a few piec...
Help I Opened My Mum's Shoebox
08 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Preparations for William and Jordan's trip to Benidorm are well under way as they (once again) argue...
Weekend Release: Tits and Toast
04 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've got a special guest on this Weekend Release, Robbie Taylor Hunt! He worked with William on the...
Help I've Seen Your Member
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If it's not William and Jordan driving each other crazy, it's definitely driving EPB crazy as they s...
Weekend Release: The Dubonettes
28 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Many of you got back to us on Instagram with your boy band name suggestions! So we thought it was on...
Help I've Been Rear Ended
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There's a bit of tension in the studio today, but the show must go on! It's the first recording sinc...
Sunday Spesh: Help My Specs Have Got Steamy
23 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this special bonus episode brought to you by Specsavers, William and Jordan talk all things glass...
Weekend Release: It's A Q&A Spesh!
21 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve got a special episode this week, instead of the regular correspondence, we have a Q&A with t...
Help My Dog Ate My Housemate's Dildo
18 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Some role reversals are going on in this week's episode of Help I Sexted My Boss. Jordan’s been li...
Weekend Release: The Pocketless Dressing Gown
14 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
William has a few handwritten letters that he is currently replying to with some brand-new stationer...
Help You're Being Demonstrative
11 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After a difficult post-Glastonbury week for everyone, Jordan's ready for his 'mega weekend' and Will...
Weekend Release: Lee-dow or Lie-dow?
07 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
With just over a month before Benidorm, Jordan has a couple of five-star reviews of Costa Blanca’s...
Diva Espana: Help My Father-In-Law Got Pumped
04 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There are toasts flying around today after Jordan received some lovely news, and William's brother, ...
Weekend Release: What Ever Happened To The Potato Peeler?
30 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan and Ben have just returned from Glastonbury and it's safe to say one is doing much better tha...
Diva Espana: Help My Dad Lied About The Dog
27 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
G&Divas are being discovered all over the country at the moment. You wouldn’t know it, but they ar...
Weekend Release: A Horny Haunting
23 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys have good news for not one, but two lucky G&Divas who have won a place on the Diva España ...
Diva Espana: Help They Won’t Pay Me Back
20 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In today’s episode of Help I Sexted My Boss there are some questionable opinions on the prolificac...
Weekend Release: The First Diva Espana Winner!
16 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve got a very exciting announcement in today’s episode… The first Amazon Music Diva Espana ...
Diva Espana: Help I Dusted Off Dusty
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
To win a pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in this episode, fill out the form on se...
Weekend Release: The Toasted Tampon
09 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Things get a bit heated in today's Weekend Release, from calling each other names, to a fiery follow...
Diva Espana: Help It's Your First Chance To Win
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
To win the first pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in this episode, fill out the fo...
The ultimate G&Diva summer holiday in Benidorm!
05 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As part of the Help I Sexted My Boss 5th birthday celebrations, Jordan North is taking William Hanso...
Weekend Release: The Yorkshire Pudding Millionaire
02 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
All of you G&Diva's have been going wild after this week's Diva España announcement! An excited Jor...
Help He’s a Gummy Bear
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After we hear Jordan worrying about the rise of AI and William having issues with the clientele of s...
Weekend Release: I’m A Widgie Man, Myself
26 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are in top form today, getting straight down to business with your correspondence. They kic...
Help My Brother-In-Law's Coming On To Me
23 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys have all been jet setting lately. Jordan’s been to Chicago, William’s been up the highl...
Weekend Release: Polla De Burro
19 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Now that William, Jordan and Ben are back from their respective holidays, they can get on with readi...
Help I Saw My Boss’s Sex Tape
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a strange vibe in the studio today. Mysterious visitors, morbid topics of conversation, an...
Weekend Release: Shocked Into Dislocation
12 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
All of you VIG&Diva's will know that there's a poll in every Sexted newsletter, and for the first ti...
Help I Need To Delete My Vinted
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the back of yet another luxury bank holiday weekend, William reacts to the 'Corry B', Jordan comp...
William’s Surprise, Darling
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan and Ben have been keeping a secret from William and today the cat's out of the bag! It's a ve...
Help My Pug's Got My Plug
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's one of those episodes where you're just going to have to wait right until the end to hear an al...
Weekend Release: Doctor Jordan North
28 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan have finished writing the book! Whilst it's fresh in their minds they answer your...
Help I Got Frisky With The Grocer
25 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lots of things are getting dropped in this week's episode. A poor G&Diva dropped a weight on their f...
Weekend Release: Erika's Foot
21 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You've probably heard of the phrase LMAO (Laugh My Arse Off), but have you heard of LSHIBMF (Laugh S...
Help My Steven's Got A Big Willy
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After jet-setting across the globe, the boys are back on home soil with plenty to unpack (including ...
Weekend Release: The Boys Are Back In Town
14 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After jet-setting across Asia and America, William and Jordan are back in the studio! They hear from...
Help He’s Got A Donkey Cock
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan is in a very funny mood this week (possibly from all the chocolate he's been eating) and it s...
Weekend Release: William Doesn’t Have a Wikipedia Page!
07 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jordan gets his Northern Dictionary out, there's a game of spot the live, laugh, love sign...
Help I’ve Shagged My Boss’s Daughter
04 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There are a lot of strange noises in this week’s episode of Help I Sexted My Boss… Singing, sque...
Weekend Release: Top 5 Moments Countdown
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The birthday festivities continue with a very special Weekend Release! This week we’re counting do...
Help It’s Our 5th Birthday Livestream
28 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Doesn’t time fly when you're solving the nation's problems? Join William Hanson, Jordan North and ...
Weekend Release: A Handwritten Spesh
24 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys dig deep into William's bulging sack and pull out a bunch of your letters! Welsh ...
Help There’s Something In The Butter
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is all about fresh starts. The Sexted studio has had a glow up, Producer Ben’s...
Weekend Release: We’ve Penetrated The Sphinx
17 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wendy’s potato peeler continues its journey across the globe! This week we hear from a G&Diva who ...
Help I’m Handling Unexpected Plums
14 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode of Help I Sexted My Boss, things have gotten off to an awful start. Executive...
Weekend Release: Vicar Tom is back!
10 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys hear from the REAL Vicar Tom, as he blesses us with his wisdom in response to a d...
Help I've Had A Slaggy Summer
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode of Help I Sexted My Boss we find out what happened when the UK’s leading et...
Weekend Release: Trip To The Publishers
03 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are on a field trip to Penguin Random House! There’s just one problem with their new and ...
Help I Massacred The Bed Sheets
28 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The studio is full of noise and disturbance today - the bin men have turned up, people are chatting ...
Weekend Release: Get Hard and Come Home
24 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
William finally opens his sack! And it’s full of your handwritten letters and artwork. Jordan has ...
Help My Friend Is In A Cult
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys finally tell us about Jordan's birthday bash, which went off without a hitch! Apart from th...
Weekend Release: Help us Vicar Tom!
17 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
William, Jordan and EPB have decided to record this week’s Weekend Release in the morning… And w...
Help I’ve Got Lunch With An Earl
14 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been a very strange week in the world of Sexted. We saw a G&Diva prank William’s brother, J...
Weekend Release: The Writers' Room
10 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jordan and William are in the "Writers' Room" to start on the book, but in true Help, I Se...
Help There’s Pubes In My Pencil Case
07 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been a stressful week at home for William and Jordan. William has had decorator drama and nee...
Weekend Release: The Potato Peeler Legacy
03 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this jam-packed Weekend Release, the boys reflect on the big announcement of the Help I Sexted My...
It's Time To Reveal Ourselves
02 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've been teasing you for weeks, but now is the time to reveal ourselves. William Hanson and Jordan...
Help I'm Scarred For Life
31 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There’s tension in the studio today. Everyone’s routine has been messed up and it’s showing. J...
Weekend Release: Lube Wrestling
27 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan’s upcoming birthday party is in need of some fun activities so William and the corresponden...
Help I’m A Milk Thief
24 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week is all about role reversals as William has started getting into football and Jordan’s be...
Second Coming: Help There’s a Gay Ghost In My Bed
22 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As Jordan suspects the gay ghost is back in his life, we're going back in time to hear about Jordan'...