Help I Sexted My Boss

Sexted And Friends: William On Mummy's Boy With Arthur Hill

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's a special Sexted And Friends as William joins Arthur Hill on his podcast Mummy's Boy. Hear all about the origins of soggy biscuit and his reactio...

Help We’ve Been On Tour

21 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's the end of the first leg of the Help I Sexted My Boss Tour. William and Jordan are in Bristol and they recap some of their favourite moments fro...

Welcome To Help I Sexted My Boss

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Help I Sexted My Boss is the podcast that helps you navigate the everyday challenges of modern life, and here William and Jordan share all you need to...

Help We’re Edging Towards The Tour

07 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s tour week! And in preparation the boys have a few theatre and cinema dilemmas. William is digging into Jordan’s medical history before his co...

Lies, Lies and More Lies

03 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's very tense in the studio and it's all Producer Ben's fault. He came back from his sabbatical and shared lots of stories... but has he been tellin...

Help I Sharted In Peru

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There's a lot of excitement in the studio this week! We’re celebrating a Sexted wedding, William has been sprinkling and sparkling (not spunking) at...

Car Calendars, Colonics and TV Curses

26 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The tour countdown is on! But it seems that Jordan is missing one key piece of information. One G&Diva has been in touch with a cautionary tale about ...

Help I'm Going Innuendo Free

23 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, William faces one of the hardest challenges of his life. He can't say a single innuendo for the entire episode! To make the task extr...

Tiramisu, Classical Tunes and Hot Tub Twinks

19 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan’s colonic date is fast approaching, and it looks like his G&D levels will be critically low on tour because of it! A few folks have been in t...

Sexted And Friends: RedHanded

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan welcome Hannah and Suruthi into the Sexted studio for a RedHanded special episode. Hear all about the Twin Flames Universe before t...

Help I Knocked Out My Driving Instructor

16 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Despite Jordan's new early starts, he's enjoying a G&D and chatting about being totally over stag dos after his weekend in (surprise, surprise) Benido...

Slurping, Singing and Sprinkling

12 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After lots of G&Divas messaged about coming to see Sexted on the big screen, William recounts a traumatic cinema faux pas from his student days. The l...

Help This D Tastes Funny

09 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There’s finally some international D in the studio (courtesy of Chairman Emeritus Stuart), and the boys are quick to wrap their lips around it. But ...

Wildlife, Wardrobes and William's Register

05 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone's in prep mode for the big tour with William planning his glamorous stage outfit and Jordan still toying with the idea of telling us the infa...

Help We’re Hitting The Big Screen

02 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as William and Jordan announce that the Sexted tour will be broadcast live into cinemas! Plus, the boys ...

Chocolate, Confirmation and Charles Dickens

29 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan are celebrating Easter by sharing lots of responses and follow ups to your problems and dilemmas, including chat about transcriptio...

Help It’s Our 6th Birthday Special

26 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy birthday to Sexted! William and Jordan are celebrating by turning back time with some retro problems and dilemmas. But has their advice changed ...

Sauces, Socks and Solo Shows

22 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

William talks about his brand new book and tour, and Jordan’s relieved to hear some flaccid news about a dilemma from a few weeks ago. Plus, a follo...

Help My Boyfriend Just Sprinkled And Sparkled

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as Jordan reveals he uses moist toilet tissue and William shares the first song he ever purchased for hi...

Photoshopping, Pesetas and Saint Patrick's Day

15 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

William shares his opinion on this week's news from the Royal Family, Jordan's on a mission to name as many people from Bradford as possible and the b...

Help I’m On Anal Leave

12 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Fresh from the BRITs, Jordan’s showing off his brand new look featuring eyewear and neckwear, and William’s got a present that’ll stop the studi...

Sidekicks, Snail Forks and Smashing Glass

08 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan’s been smashing up the studio, there’s more chat about Campman’s sidekicks and it turns out still and sparkling water is a thing! Plus, W...

Help I’ve Been Banged Up

05 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Someone from team Sexted has been in trouble with the law, but who on earth could it be? All is revealed plus the answers to your dilemmas on how to t...

Cleaning, Coffee, and Jack Callaghan

01 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The boys invite luxury guest and cleaning influencer Jack Callaghan (@jack.designs) to help answer your cleaning related dilemmas including how often ...

Help I’m A Spunk Specialist

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After Jordan updates us on his new water routine and reveals the origin of an alleged naughty picture spotted on his phone, the boys get to work helpi...

Curls, Call-outs and Capital

23 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan reflect on some BIG news, discuss the correct way to eat a Pot Noodle, and hear a saucy revelation about witches. Hosted on Acast...

Help There’s A Tissue Issue

20 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There’s a rather large elephant in the room… Something that all of you G&Diva’s have been begging to know more about… It’s finally time for ...

Marathons, Made Up Names and Menthol Illness

16 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ever wondered what the collective noun is for a group of G&Divas? Or why you shouldn’t name your pet ‘Gooch’? All is revealed alongside one of t...

Help It's The Valentines Special

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bad jokes, bad impressions, and a message from Producer Ben - this episode is full of nasty surprises! After the boys debrief on Valentines/Jordan’s...

Country Tunes, Colonics and Choking

09 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

William tests Jordans knowledge of country music and the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding colonic etiquette and shower beers. Hosted o...

Help There’s Sparkle On My Stomach

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After a cape/cloak update from William leads to a rather unique superhero catchphrase being coined by our Jordan, the boys turn to your dilemmas on fe...

Drinks, DJs and Dixon Dallas

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan’s full of beans after getting so many compliments on his glowing skin! While William’s been broadening his repertoire with some fart jokes....

Help I’ve Had A Sloppy Sunday

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After the boys debrief on a wholesome weekend away featuring William’s horrendous snoring and a very hangry Jordan, they turn their attention to you...

Gaysons, Prinks and Chris Moyles

26 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

William's got a face like a smacked arse - and it’s not because he’s just found out what Jordan’s been doing in the shower all these years! Ther...

Help There’s A Dildo In The Loft

23 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The boys take a fascinating deep dive into the inner workings of their minds as we get a blow by blow account of William's recent colonic and Jordan l...

Camilla Long, Burritos and First Footings

19 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

William Hanson digs out a cutting column piece written about him in a national newspaper while Jordan scores a personal victory over a classic norther...

Help He’s Stuck On My Piercing

16 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After a night out on the town leads to Jordan trying out something new for the very first time the boys have a lot to catch up on. There’s also talk...

Condoms, Impressions and Incest Sticks

12 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

As we head into the ‘most boring weekend of the year’ the boys have a delightful selection of correspondence to catch up on concerning royal-on-ro...

Help I’m Still Balls Deep

09 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A new year means a time of new beginnings. Producer Ben is on his travels, and is now barely a memory in William and Jordan’s mind. What is on their...

The Sexted Awards 2023

25 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join William and Jordan as they listen back and celebrate the very best moments from the podcast in 2023 (Producer Ben leaving isn't one of them). Cat...

Sexted The Panto: Journey to Jordan North’s Pole

22 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

For the first (and quite possibly last) time Help I Sexted My Boss presents the pantomime that nobody has been waiting for featuring all your favourit...

Help He Wants Me To Inspect His Bumhole

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You know that feeling when you really, really like someone and the only way you know how to show it is to constantly tease and be mean to them? Enter:...

Canapes, Creme Frackay and New Year's Eve

15 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Plans for New Year's Eve at Jordan’s are well underfoot but the boys have some slightly differing opinions on the pronunciation of ‘canapés’. P...

Help I’ve Got No Rizz

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Things get pretty tense in the Sexted studio when William reveals his schedule for attending PB’s birthday party. Luckily Jordan's got some tales fr...

So Long, Farewell…

08 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's been a very positive year for Help I Sexted My Boss, so it's probably about time we hit you with a sucker punch. Before that, the BookTok communi...

Help It’s Down My Urethra Franklin

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today the boys have some serious complaints to get off their chests. Jordan’s got issues with his Wrapmaster (have I changed?) and William is NOT ha...

Weekend Release: Common List, Welsh Towns and EPB's Ring

01 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After the release of Nicky Haslam's common list, William and Jordan to work out what's common and what's not. There's also some Welsh and German pronu...

Help We've Got Some News To Share

28 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys have a VERY big announcement to share (no, it’s not another book) and get to open some lovely gifts from a wonderful G&Diva! There’s also...

Weekend Release: Jordan's Showreel, Full Moons and AV Adam

24 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve got a blast from the past this week, with Jordan’s old showreel finally seeing the light of day after 10 years. Let’s just say it received...

Help I've Kegged Myself

21 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan is sporting a golden tan as he returns to the studio jet-lagged from his holiday to Skegness. Meanwhile, William has been having fun with "Card...

Weekend Release: Peas, Condiments and Doppelgangers

17 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

An impromptu recording leads to some interesting revelations about Jordan’s neighbour's ‘squeaky bed’. Meanwhile William has been going viral al...

Help I’m Non-Mahogany

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There’s a lot to celebrate in the Sexted studios, and things are getting very sloshy (especially William Hanson). But after having their fill of cak...

Weekend Release: Books, Quirks and Spine Breakers

10 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

William Hanson and Jordan North are officially authors!... Well, William Hanson has already published a number of books… but Jordan North is now off...

Help She's Touching My Thermostat

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After discovering William’s got more followers than he does and with a to-do list longer than his dressing gown belt, Jordan's in desperate need of ...

Weekend Release: Stubble, Ghosts and a Blonde Roast

03 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s been days since the traumatic events of Halloween and Jordan’s stubble is still leaving a mark on William’s chin. The spookiness hasn’t f...

Help We've Swapped Places

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join the boys for a disturbingly spooky (and not at all luxury) peek into the ‘upside down’ of the Sexted universe as they attempt to help with yo...

Weekend Release: Massages, Straws and Douchebags

27 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ever wondered what William and Jordan’s preferred style of massage is? Ever pondered which flavour of french fancy is their favourite? Or maybe you’...

Help There's A Spaniel's Ear In The Pool

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After a visit to a book-printing factory leads Team Sexted rediscovering just how much of a morning person Jordan North really is, the boys also find ...

Weekend Release: Yearbooks, Posh Sausage and Sore Wrists

20 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan have come to the studio today with some very sore wrists (don’t be lewd) after signing thousands of signatures, and everyone’s ...

Help I Don’t Know Where To Look

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Things are off to a chaotic start in the Sexted studio. PB’s stomping around after stubbing his toe, William’s already planning his birthday (it’...

Weekend Release: Olives, Beer and Bloopers

13 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this weekend’s release we get a peek behind the curtain to hear some exclusive outtakes from the incoming book, an olive eating etiquette lesson ...

Help I'm Stuck To The Fridge

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After reviewing Jordan's morning routine and taking on board the latest instructions from the podcast’s Chairman Emeritus, William reveals a traumat...

Weekend Release: A Flashback, a Diary and a Waffle Top

06 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys take a trip back in time for a peer into the enigmatic mind of William Hanson through his diary entries, circa 2018. There’s also a bulging...

Help I've Got Chocolatey Fingers

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It was the morning after the night before, and the night before was a curry at Jordan's after putting away his washing and before watching a special e...

Weekend Release: A Priest, An Australian, And A Secret Shopper

29 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After some reflection on last week’s episode, the boys decide a little more focus is in order. They get straight to work in catching up on your corr...

Help That’s Not My Husband’s Bum

26 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*There are conversations about dieting and weight loss in the first half of the podcast, press play after 15 minutes if you’d prefer to avoid them.*...

Weekend Release: School Assembly Bangers

22 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Another weekend, another release, and this one unloads a whole mountain of gifts for the boys from all over the world! William and Jordan also catch u...

Help I Tasted My Father-In-Law

19 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After a lovely and thoughtful message from a dear G&Diva brings the boys close to tears, the conversation quickly returns to regular topics of convers...

Weekend Release: Jane Boulton From Airline

15 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A very, very special guest slid in to the boys DM’s this week - it’s Jane Boulton from the hit show Airline! Not only was Jane an iconic figure ma...

Help We Didn't Flinch At Felching

12 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan are coming in hot in today’s episode with some strong opinions on software updates, bow ties, and stock cubes (Yes - you are stil...

Weekend Release: Mystery Package

07 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Another weekend, another release, and this one starts with a mystery parcel that promises to give William and Jordan a rather firm package. Plus ...

Help I Know Him From A Porno

05 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There’s lots to celebrate in this week's episode. As well as the podcast hitting a very big social milestone, it’s also our William’s birthday! ...

Weekend Release: Going Viral Down Under

01 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

When Jordan said he needed to talk about something going viral down under, William started to fear the worst. Much to his delight it was all because t...

Help I’ve Been Pinched By A Ghost

29 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After a hectic few weeks for the boys, the dust has finally settled and normal life has resumed. But while Jordan’s eager to slow things down and en...

Weekend Release: Luxury Next Year?

25 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan have landed back in London and have just enough time to have one final review of their time in Benidorm. Summing up this trip is al...

Help We're Live In Benidorm

22 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan are live on stage in BENIDORM. Join them at the Why Not Bar as they perform to a plane full of G&Divas and half of Jordan's family....

Weekend Release: Oliday From Ell

18 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys have firmly touched down in Benidorm, and despite Grandma Glennis’ wise words, it seems that William is living his holiday nightmare. To he...

Help We've Entered Benidorm

15 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan have landed in Benidorm! One of them is already hungover and one of them struggles to hide their horror for their local surrounding...

Weekend Release: A Picky Tea... Cha Cha Cha

11 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Diva España weekend is here! But before the boys jet off to sunny Benidorm they have a few pieces of correspondence to go through, starting with ...

Help I Opened My Mum's Shoebox

08 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Preparations for William and Jordan's trip to Benidorm are well under way as they (once again) argue over coffee. Listen out for dilemmas about hummin...

Weekend Release: Tits and Toast

04 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We've got a special guest on this Weekend Release, Robbie Taylor Hunt! He worked with William on the film 'Red, White, and Royal Blue' as the Intimacy...

Help I've Seen Your Member

01 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If it's not William and Jordan driving each other crazy, it's definitely driving EPB crazy as they spend half an hour talking about cars. But with thr...

Weekend Release: The Dubonettes

28 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Many of you got back to us on Instagram with your boy band name suggestions! So we thought it was only right that we share some of our faves in this w...

Help I've Been Rear Ended

25 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There's a bit of tension in the studio today, but the show must go on! It's the first recording since Jordan's return to the UK, so he tells us all ab...

Sunday Spesh: Help My Specs Have Got Steamy

23 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this special bonus episode brought to you by Specsavers, William and Jordan talk all things glasses and contact lenses and clear up your glasses di...

Weekend Release: It's A Q&A Spesh!

21 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve got a special episode this week, instead of the regular correspondence, we have a Q&A with the boys! We’ve put together a bunch of your ques...

Help My Dog Ate My Housemate's Dildo

18 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Some role reversals are going on in this week's episode of Help I Sexted My Boss. Jordan’s been living the luxury life at Wimbledon and is about to ...

Weekend Release: The Pocketless Dressing Gown

14 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

William has a few handwritten letters that he is currently replying to with some brand-new stationery! Jordan tells us all about his busy weekend at v...

Help You're Being Demonstrative

11 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After a difficult post-Glastonbury week for everyone, Jordan's ready for his 'mega weekend' and William's picking Jordan up on his latest excuses. The...

Weekend Release: Lee-dow or Lie-dow?

07 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

With just over a month before Benidorm, Jordan has a couple of five-star reviews of Costa Blanca’s top attractions to try and put William’s mind a...

Diva Espana: Help My Father-In-Law Got Pumped

04 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There are toasts flying around today after Jordan received some lovely news, and William's brother, James, is off to pastures new. There's also an ele...

Weekend Release: What Ever Happened To The Potato Peeler?

30 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan and Ben have just returned from Glastonbury and it's safe to say one is doing much better than the other. But we have something in store for tw...

Diva Espana: Help My Dad Lied About The Dog

27 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

G&Divas are being discovered all over the country at the moment. You wouldn’t know it, but they are the scriptwriters in Eastenders, the organisers ...

Weekend Release: A Horny Haunting

23 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys have good news for not one, but two lucky G&Divas who have won a place on the Diva España plane! Keeping our spirits high, Jordan gets valid...

Diva Espana: Help They Won’t Pay Me Back

20 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s episode of Help I Sexted My Boss there are some questionable opinions on the prolificacy of hayfever in Europe from our Jordan, and Willi...

Weekend Release: The First Diva Espana Winner!

16 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve got a very exciting announcement in today’s episode… The first Amazon Music Diva Espana winner! We’ve also received correspondence from ...

Diva Espana: Help I Dusted Off Dusty

13 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To win a pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in this episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance of c...

Weekend Release: The Toasted Tampon

09 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Things get a bit heated in today's Weekend Release, from calling each other names, to a fiery follow-up from a G&Diva who just wants to keep the conte...

Diva Espana: Help It's Your First Chance To Win

06 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To win the first pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in this episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a cha...

The ultimate G&Diva summer holiday in Benidorm!

05 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

As part of the Help I Sexted My Boss 5th birthday celebrations, Jordan North is taking William Hanson on a long weekend of Sexted shenanigans in Benid...