Help I Sexted My Boss
Episodes
Weekend Release: The Yorkshire Pudding Millionaire
02 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
All of you G&Diva's have been going wild after this week's Diva España announcement! An excited Jordan and a sceptical William read out your initial ...
Help He’s a Gummy Bear
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After we hear Jordan worrying about the rise of AI and William having issues with the clientele of service stations, the boys reveal they have a BIG, ...
Weekend Release: I’m A Widgie Man, Myself
26 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are in top form today, getting straight down to business with your correspondence. They kick off with your funny nicknames, some of which are...
Help My Brother-In-Law's Coming On To Me
23 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys have all been jet setting lately. Jordan’s been to Chicago, William’s been up the highlands and down again, and even Producer Ben has bee...
Weekend Release: Polla De Burro
19 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Now that William, Jordan and Ben are back from their respective holidays, they can get on with reading your correspondence! Stephen has been in touch ...
Help I Saw My Boss’s Sex Tape
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a strange vibe in the studio today. Mysterious visitors, morbid topics of conversation, and the return of an awfully distracting noise! This...
Weekend Release: Shocked Into Dislocation
12 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
All of you VIG&Diva's will know that there's a poll in every Sexted newsletter, and for the first time ever... we have the results! We will finally fi...
Help I Need To Delete My Vinted
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the back of yet another luxury bank holiday weekend, William reacts to the 'Corry B', Jordan compares his acting skills to those on the West End an...
William’s Surprise, Darling
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan and Ben have been keeping a secret from William and today the cat's out of the bag! It's a very special guest, the one and only Alex Polizzi, t...
Help My Pug's Got My Plug
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's one of those episodes where you're just going to have to wait right until the end to hear an all time classic listener dilemma. Before that there...
Weekend Release: Doctor Jordan North
28 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan have finished writing the book! Whilst it's fresh in their minds they answer your pressing book-related questions, Jordan receives ...
Help I Got Frisky With The Grocer
25 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lots of things are getting dropped in this week's episode. A poor G&Diva dropped a weight on their foot, William casually dropped the news that he’s...
Weekend Release: Erika's Foot
21 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You've probably heard of the phrase LMAO (Laugh My Arse Off), but have you heard of LSHIBMF (Laugh So Hard I Broke My Foot)? Fortunately for the vast ...
Help My Steven's Got A Big Willy
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After jet-setting across the globe, the boys are back on home soil with plenty to unpack (including Jordan's dancing shoes). There’s also the small ...
Weekend Release: The Boys Are Back In Town
14 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After jet-setting across Asia and America, William and Jordan are back in the studio! They hear from a new listener whose dog helped them find the pod...
Help He’s Got A Donkey Cock
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan is in a very funny mood this week (possibly from all the chocolate he's been eating) and it seems to be spreading. William has been wearing wei...
Weekend Release: William Doesn’t Have a Wikipedia Page!
07 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jordan gets his Northern Dictionary out, there's a game of spot the live, laugh, love sign, we may have gained our eldest listener yet, and ...
Help I’ve Shagged My Boss’s Daughter
04 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There are a lot of strange noises in this week’s episode of Help I Sexted My Boss… Singing, squeaky bottles, songs about potato peelers, and even ...
Weekend Release: Top 5 Moments Countdown
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The birthday festivities continue with a very special Weekend Release! This week we’re counting down the top 5 Sexted moments! William and Jordan ru...
Help It’s Our 5th Birthday Livestream
28 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Doesn’t time fly when you're solving the nation's problems? Join William Hanson, Jordan North and the Sexted team for a livestream spectacular featu...
Weekend Release: A Handwritten Spesh
24 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys dig deep into William's bulging sack and pull out a bunch of your letters! Welsh Stu makes an appearance, we have a touching letter...
Help There’s Something In The Butter
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is all about fresh starts. The Sexted studio has had a glow up, Producer Ben’s feeling refreshed from his holiday, and Jordan ha...
Weekend Release: We’ve Penetrated The Sphinx
17 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wendy’s potato peeler continues its journey across the globe! This week we hear from a G&Diva who is helping bring our growing call and response to ...
Help I’m Handling Unexpected Plums
14 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode of Help I Sexted My Boss, things have gotten off to an awful start. Executive Producer Ben has messed up printing the scripts, ...
Weekend Release: Vicar Tom is back!
10 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys hear from the REAL Vicar Tom, as he blesses us with his wisdom in response to a dilemma that only he can help with. Wendy and her p...
Help I've Had A Slaggy Summer
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode of Help I Sexted My Boss we find out what happened when the UK’s leading etiquette expert had his first ever hangover, and wh...
Weekend Release: Trip To The Publishers
03 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are on a field trip to Penguin Random House! There’s just one problem with their new and fancy surroundings whilst recording this Weekend R...
Help I Massacred The Bed Sheets
28 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The studio is full of noise and disturbance today - the bin men have turned up, people are chatting loudly outside, dogs are barking, and Diego isn’...
Weekend Release: Get Hard and Come Home
24 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
William finally opens his sack! And it’s full of your handwritten letters and artwork. Jordan has just returned from a family trip to Spain where he...
Help My Friend Is In A Cult
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys finally tell us about Jordan's birthday bash, which went off without a hitch! Apart from the treacherous, rage-filled parlour game... We also...
Weekend Release: Help us Vicar Tom!
17 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
William, Jordan and EPB have decided to record this week’s Weekend Release in the morning… And we all know how that usually goes. To keep things c...
Help I’ve Got Lunch With An Earl
14 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been a very strange week in the world of Sexted. We saw a G&Diva prank William’s brother, James, live on national radio, “Wendy, can I borr...
Weekend Release: The Writers' Room
10 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jordan and William are in the "Writers' Room" to start on the book, but in true Help, I Sexted My Boss fashion, they are procrastinating by ...
Help There’s Pubes In My Pencil Case
07 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been a stressful week at home for William and Jordan. William has had decorator drama and needed to exorcise some very strong heterosexual ener...
Weekend Release: The Potato Peeler Legacy
03 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this jam-packed Weekend Release, the boys reflect on the big announcement of the Help I Sexted My Boss Book, we get a professional opinion on the c...
It's Time To Reveal Ourselves
02 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've been teasing you for weeks, but now is the time to reveal ourselves. William Hanson and Jordan North spill the beans on their little secret. H...
Help I'm Scarred For Life
31 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There’s tension in the studio today. Everyone’s routine has been messed up and it’s showing. Jordan’s under the weather, William’s got a bon...
Weekend Release: Lube Wrestling
27 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan’s upcoming birthday party is in need of some fun activities so William and the correspondence give him some well-needed inspiration, Wendy an...
Help I’m A Milk Thief
24 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week is all about role reversals as William has started getting into football and Jordan’s become obsessed with his new coffee machine (don’t...
Second Coming: Help There’s a Gay Ghost In My Bed
22 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As Jordan suspects the gay ghost is back in his life, we're going back in time to hear about Jordan's original run-in with the mysterious male figure!...
Weekend Release: Bobsleigh Time
20 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's Weekend Release, there’s just enough time to go through your correspondence before William jets off to New York City! Expect discussi...
Help The Gay Ghost is Back
17 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week has been one of highs and lows (mainly lows) as William finds himself crying in the gym, crying in the West End, and even poor Jordan has be...
Weekend Release: Big Willy and Jord
13 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There's plenty to squeeze into the first Weekend Release of 2023. The boys discuss late payments, dump dinners, that watermelon video, and open up the...
Help I'm Getting Too Old For This
10 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's the first episode of the new year and, as always, it’s a time for new beginnings. New dilemmas, new eating habits and even a new gin! But don’...
Help It's a Christmas Spesh
20 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the final episode of the year things have taken a very tipsy turn in the studio. Jordan provides an unlimited supply of dirty martinis, William tak...
Weekend Release: Thanks Baby
16 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan gets obsessed with a new TikTok trend, there’s a lot of mispronounced words, a very casual mention of Christmas party fingering, and plenty o...
Help I Found My Dad’s Thong
13 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode, William and Jordan are in the mood for settling some age-old debates. Should restaurants always provide a fork and a spoon wit...
Weekend Release: Love Is Not In The Air
09 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan catch up on your correspondence hearing tales of a kooky nan, queries about how good Jordan is at swallowing, and an honest confess...
Help I Dropped My Knickers Outside Asda
06 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There’s trouble on the horizon at Sexted Towers as PB’s been caught with his trousers down, William’s been getting emotional about the impending...
Weekend Release: Poppins Problems
02 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As well as catching up with your correspondence, William and Jordan discuss the King's favourite drink, how they started singing 'Cha-Cha-Cha' at the ...
Help What Do I Buy My Boyfriend's Girlfriend
29 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
William is starting to run out of things to talk about with his friends and family IRL due to them all listening to the podcast and Jordans got some t...
Weekend Release: Feeling Flirty
25 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Things are getting flirty in the studio as Jordan tries his best chat up lines on William, Jordan starts to worry he’s picked up nits after a trip b...
Help How Do I Deter My Mother-in-Law
22 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Jordan gets asked if he would ever sell his used socks online (merch anyone?), William has his own tale of woe recalling the time he set hi...
Help William’s Never Been To Greggs
17 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
When Jordan gets an idea in his head, you know the fun is about to begin. So when William arrived at a Greggs in Reading, he knew something was up. Wi...
Help I Hate His Sex Music
15 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After receiving a Sexted toast mere weeks ago William’s brother is already back in the bad books. Meanwhile, Jordan’s been breaking into studios (...
Weekend Release: William's Scallops
11 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This Exeat Release is filled to the brim with G and Divas special correspondence. From one listener accusing William of being common, to another deman...
Help There's A Man In My Bed
08 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, William recounts the high-drama of his new sofa delivery, whereas Jordan's stressed as to whether he should pre-order the burger or the sal...
Weekend Release: Wendy, Can I Borrow Your Potato Peeler?
04 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In another packed release for your weekend, William and Jordan discuss what they'd do if they were king, there's a new Marco Polo chant that a lot of ...
Help I'm Bored of BeReal
01 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There's a toast for William's brother, a mention for 'Leaky Sue' (not William's new plumber), why William thinks Halloween's a horror show and a tip f...
Weekend Release: Gu Pot Baby
28 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan celebrate their recent chart-topping success in the latest Weekend Release where we also hear a novel use for a Gu pot and a compli...
Help We Lost Touch
25 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we debrief William's latest candlelight supper, Jordan's shares his recent theatre tips, and there's still enough time to learn the history...
Weekend Release: Gu Pot Goodness
21 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After Jordan's plea for your responses about who you use your Gu pots, there's a whole raft of different things those glorious glasses can be used for...
Help I've Fallen Into Spidey's Trap
18 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With a dinner at William's for Jordan and PB on the horizon, there's plenty on the menu in the latest episode of Help I Sexted My Boss. William has an...
Weekend Release: Hard On Message
14 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan's got yet another idea that he's ready to bring to the Dragons, William gets in a mix with a hard message and Jordan shares a late gift to cele...
Help The Honeymoon Is Over
11 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With William back where he belongs after his romantic getaway, chaos returns to the Help I Sexted My Boss studio. There's a blow-by-blow of the honeym...
Weekend Release: Jar Jar Binks
07 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan take you through some of your comments from the record breaking TikTok vabbing clip, and there's a new celebrity impression from Jo...
Help I Want To Touch Your Bump
04 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With William still exploring everything that the political capital of the USA has to offer up on his honeymoon, here's an episode with our pair that w...
Weekend Release: Goodbye Producer Ben
30 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With rumours of a new job abound, is it time to say bye guys for good? Elsewhere, William uncovers a suspiciously similar feature and a G and Diva is ...
Help We've Had A Wedding
27 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
William, Jordan and special guest Prod-Usher Ben reflect on the podcast wedding of the year as they take you through the highlights of William and Mik...
Weekend Release: William's Wedding
23 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Champagne’s been literally taken off the ice for this weekend release as we celebrate the wedding of the century! There are drinks, luxury munch...
Help My Mum’s A Milf
20 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We are mere days away from William’s big day and there’s a few loose ends to tie up. Where’s Jordan going to sit? What’s Jordan going to wear?...
Remembering The Queen
13 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In a special episode, William and Jordan reflect on the life and reign of Her Majesty The Queen and what we can expect from King Charles III. Hosted...
Help What's an Aubergine Emoji?
06 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week is a very special occasion, it’s our William’s birthday! And what better way to celebrate it than with botox mishaps, listening to Jorda...
Weekend Release: Young Jordan
02 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Like a leviathan rising from the deep, Producer Ben has appeared with his very own microphone and a very important request - and that’s not the only...
Help I Want To Chat You Up
30 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There's a toast to radio royalty, a new job for Producer Ben and enough wedding updates to fill an entire series of podcasts. The G and Divas need hel...
Weekend Release: Secret Golf Balls
26 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s Weekend Release we hear back from listener’s whose correspondence has already been read out on some highbrow topics such as ham and...
Help I’m Thinking with My Fanny
23 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone’s been having a tough time lately. William’s been having wedding related nightmares, the police have been knocking for Jordan in the earl...
Weekend Release: M'Gooch
19 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're all used to Jordan struggling to pronounce words, less so William, but in this Weekend Release, they're both stumped. We also have a listener wh...
Help I Know A Vabber
16 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jordan regales William with stories about lost passports, missing books and the side effects of a Sri Lankan curry, while William attempts t...
Weekend Release: Sir Judi Dench
12 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a mountain of correspondence to catch up on in this Weekend’s Release involving thank you letters, scratchy kittens, and the very exciting...
Help I'm More Postman Than Post Box
09 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we find out how Jordan’s been coping with having his parents stay with him for a few days, William has a vent about some uncouth theatre p...
Weekend Release: Party Sausage
05 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There’s lots to catch up on in this Weekend’s Release including Jordan getting nostalgic about his time in the castle, whether you should say your...
Help My Brother's A Spanker
02 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As well as a set of particularly tricky listener question regarding spanking, this episode is a bit of a ‘Have I changed?’ special. The boys talk ...
Weekend Release: Pocket Rocket
29 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As well as catching up on all your correspondence we discover the inspiration behind Jordan’s impression of Diego the whippet, William reveals a mix...
Help My Dad's a KFC Dribbler
26 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back feeling refreshed and revitalised after their mini break - and there’s lots to catch up on! We hear how William coped (struggled) ...
Help I'm An Anonymous Cruiser
12 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After a hectic week finishing up the Sexted tour and our Jordan being a bit under the weather, here’s an episode recorded a few weeks ago that had b...
Weekend Release: The Sexted Steamer
08 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Way back in April, you may have thought we were trying to take you all for fools… well, we weren't. The Sexted Steamer is real, and is available to ...
Help There's a Tiff on the Tyne
05 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are backstage in Newcastle - and patience amongst the team is wearing thin. William's discovered an unknown residue in the taxi, Jordan's acc...
Weekend Release: Sorry Jesus
01 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s all Saints and Sinners in this weekend's release as the boys get some correspondence from a divine G&Diva, Jordan comes over all fire and brims...
Help There’s a Prince on FaceTime
28 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Standards have taken a dive while PB is away dancing his little socks off at Glastonbury and the boys are left to drink their G&D out of mugs (much to...
Weekend Release: Jordan’s Agastopic Black Hole
24 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This weekend’s release is all about revelations. There’s Burnley Football club’s new manager (Up The Clarets), Diego the Whippet’s TikTok page...
Help We're Back In Edinburgh
21 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With William and Jordan back on the road for the next leg of William's stag do AKA Lads On Tour, they take a seat - or in Jordan's case a lie - to tal...
Weekend Release: Jordan’s Emergency Landing
17 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan are back with bang! (Almost literally in Jordan’s case). The boys also discuss Jordan’s new TV show, William’s recent health ...
Help I Don't Want To Thank You
14 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With a listener dilemma bag bulging with problems, William Hanson and Jordan North attempt to get as much off their chests as possible. But when it co...
Weekend Release: An Issue With A Tissue
10 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this weekend’s tissue-based release Jordan is on a slanderous bent about William’s behaviour in Belfast, a listener has some disturbing news ab...
Help My Personal Trainer Made Me Cry
07 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan are back from celebrating the Platty Joob with confessions galore. From forgetting to order enough wedding invitation envelopes to ...
Weekend Release: Platty Joob Spesh
03 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
To mark The Platinum Jubilee of Her Majesty The Queen, William and Jordan bring their usual reverence and gravitas to proceedings with their spec...
Help I'm Up In Space Ma'am
31 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In preparation for the Platinum Jubilee at the end of the week, William and Jordan discuss two issues Her Majesty is often heard chatting about hersel...
Weekend Release: Walking on Broken Dubonnet
27 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week William and Jordan respond to some correspondence from attendees of the Ireland live shows, Jordan once again has complaints about the coffe...
Help My Name's *****cock
24 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There must be something in the D this week, as William and Jordan make their return to the studio, they've been inundated with anonymous letters. Ofte...