Weekend Release: Bobsleigh Time
20 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's Weekend Release, there’s just enough time to go through your correspondence before ...
Help The Gay Ghost is Back
17 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week has been one of highs and lows (mainly lows) as William finds himself crying in the gym, c...
Weekend Release: Big Willy and Jord
13 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There's plenty to squeeze into the first Weekend Release of 2023. The boys discuss late payments, du...
Help I'm Getting Too Old For This
10 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's the first episode of the new year and, as always, it’s a time for new beginnings. New dilemma...
Help It's a Christmas Spesh
20 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the final episode of the year things have taken a very tipsy turn in the studio. Jordan provides ...
Weekend Release: Thanks Baby
16 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan gets obsessed with a new TikTok trend, there’s a lot of mispronounced words, a very casual ...
Help I Found My Dad’s Thong
13 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode, William and Jordan are in the mood for settling some age-old debates. Should...
Weekend Release: Love Is Not In The Air
09 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan catch up on your correspondence hearing tales of a kooky nan, queries about how g...
Help I Dropped My Knickers Outside Asda
06 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There’s trouble on the horizon at Sexted Towers as PB’s been caught with his trousers down, Will...
Weekend Release: Poppins Problems
02 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As well as catching up with your correspondence, William and Jordan discuss the King's favourite dri...
Help What Do I Buy My Boyfriend's Girlfriend
29 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
William is starting to run out of things to talk about with his friends and family IRL due to them a...
Weekend Release: Feeling Flirty
25 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Things are getting flirty in the studio as Jordan tries his best chat up lines on William, Jordan st...
Help How Do I Deter My Mother-in-Law
22 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Jordan gets asked if he would ever sell his used socks online (merch anyone?), William ha...
Help William’s Never Been To Greggs
17 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
When Jordan gets an idea in his head, you know the fun is about to begin. So when William arrived at...
Help I Hate His Sex Music
15 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After receiving a Sexted toast mere weeks ago William’s brother is already back in the bad books. ...
Weekend Release: William's Scallops
11 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This Exeat Release is filled to the brim with G and Divas special correspondence. From one listener ...
Help There's A Man In My Bed
08 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, William recounts the high-drama of his new sofa delivery, whereas Jordan's stressed as to...
Weekend Release: Wendy, Can I Borrow Your Potato Peeler?
04 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In another packed release for your weekend, William and Jordan discuss what they'd do if they were k...
Help I'm Bored of BeReal
01 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There's a toast for William's brother, a mention for 'Leaky Sue' (not William's new plumber), why Wi...
Weekend Release: Gu Pot Baby
28 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan celebrate their recent chart-topping success in the latest Weekend Release where ...
Help We Lost Touch
25 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we debrief William's latest candlelight supper, Jordan's shares his recent theatre tips, ...
Weekend Release: Gu Pot Goodness
21 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After Jordan's plea for your responses about who you use your Gu pots, there's a whole raft of diffe...
Help I've Fallen Into Spidey's Trap
18 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With a dinner at William's for Jordan and PB on the horizon, there's plenty on the menu in the lates...
Weekend Release: Hard On Message
14 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan's got yet another idea that he's ready to bring to the Dragons, William gets in a mix with a ...
Help The Honeymoon Is Over
11 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With William back where he belongs after his romantic getaway, chaos returns to the Help I Sexted My...
Weekend Release: Jar Jar Binks
07 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan take you through some of your comments from the record breaking TikTok vabbing cl...
Help I Want To Touch Your Bump
04 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With William still exploring everything that the political capital of the USA has to offer up on his...
Weekend Release: Goodbye Producer Ben
30 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With rumours of a new job abound, is it time to say bye guys for good? Elsewhere, William uncovers a...
Help We've Had A Wedding
27 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
William, Jordan and special guest Prod-Usher Ben reflect on the podcast wedding of the year as they ...
Weekend Release: William's Wedding
23 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Champagne’s been literally taken off the ice for this weekend release as we celebrate the wedd...
Help My Mum’s A Milf
20 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We are mere days away from William’s big day and there’s a few loose ends to tie up. Where’s J...
Remembering The Queen
13 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In a special episode, William and Jordan reflect on the life and reign of Her Majesty The Queen and ...
Help What's an Aubergine Emoji?
06 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week is a very special occasion, it’s our William’s birthday! And what better way to celebr...
Weekend Release: Young Jordan
02 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Like a leviathan rising from the deep, Producer Ben has appeared with his very own microphone and a ...
Help I Want To Chat You Up
30 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There's a toast to radio royalty, a new job for Producer Ben and enough wedding updates to fill an e...
Weekend Release: Secret Golf Balls
26 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s Weekend Release we hear back from listener’s whose correspondence has already bee...
Help I’m Thinking with My Fanny
23 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone’s been having a tough time lately. William’s been having wedding related nightmares, th...
Weekend Release: M'Gooch
19 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're all used to Jordan struggling to pronounce words, less so William, but in this Weekend Release...
Help I Know A Vabber
16 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jordan regales William with stories about lost passports, missing books and the side effec...
Weekend Release: Sir Judi Dench
12 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a mountain of correspondence to catch up on in this Weekend’s Release involving thank yo...
Help I'm More Postman Than Post Box
09 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we find out how Jordan’s been coping with having his parents stay with him for a few day...
Weekend Release: Party Sausage
05 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There’s lots to catch up on in this Weekend’s Release including Jordan getting nostalgic about h...
Help My Brother's A Spanker
02 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As well as a set of particularly tricky listener question regarding spanking, this episode is a bit ...
Weekend Release: Pocket Rocket
29 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As well as catching up on all your correspondence we discover the inspiration behind Jordan’s impr...
Help My Dad's a KFC Dribbler
26 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back feeling refreshed and revitalised after their mini break - and there’s lots to c...
Help I'm An Anonymous Cruiser
12 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After a hectic week finishing up the Sexted tour and our Jordan being a bit under the weather, here’...
Weekend Release: The Sexted Steamer
08 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Way back in April, you may have thought we were trying to take you all for fools… well, we weren't...
Help There's a Tiff on the Tyne
05 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are backstage in Newcastle - and patience amongst the team is wearing thin. William's disco...
Weekend Release: Sorry Jesus
01 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s all Saints and Sinners in this weekend's release as the boys get some correspondence from a d...
Help There’s a Prince on FaceTime
28 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Standards have taken a dive while PB is away dancing his little socks off at Glastonbury and the boy...
Weekend Release: Jordan’s Agastopic Black Hole
24 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This weekend’s release is all about revelations. There’s Burnley Football club’s new manager (...
Help We're Back In Edinburgh
21 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With William and Jordan back on the road for the next leg of William's stag do AKA Lads On Tour, the...
Weekend Release: Jordan’s Emergency Landing
17 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan are back with bang! (Almost literally in Jordan’s case). The boys also discuss ...
Help I Don't Want To Thank You
14 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With a listener dilemma bag bulging with problems, William Hanson and Jordan North attempt to get as...
Weekend Release: An Issue With A Tissue
10 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this weekend’s tissue-based release Jordan is on a slanderous bent about William’s behaviour ...
Help My Personal Trainer Made Me Cry
07 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan are back from celebrating the Platty Joob with confessions galore. From forgettin...
Weekend Release: Platty Joob Spesh
03 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
To mark The Platinum Jubilee of Her Majesty The Queen, William and Jordan bring their usual reverenc...
Help I'm Up In Space Ma'am
31 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In preparation for the Platinum Jubilee at the end of the week, William and Jordan discuss two issue...
Weekend Release: Walking on Broken Dubonnet
27 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week William and Jordan respond to some correspondence from attendees of the Ireland live shows...
Help My Name's *****cock
24 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There must be something in the D this week, as William and Jordan make their return to the studio, t...
Weekend Release: Out Of Both Ends
20 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With Jordan feeling unwell, you might expect that the podcast might suffer. Instead we're served up ...
Help I'm Working From Rome
17 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With William on (another) holiday, and Jordan returning home from (another) 'secret' work trip, we j...
Weekend Release: The Guinness Storehouse Tour
13 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
"This is my Poppins". It's safe to say that Jordan was a tiny bit excited about the prospect of head...
Help We're Backstage in Belfast
10 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a long time coming, and finally William's stag do has begun. Jordan's first stop on possib...
Weekend Release: Lads On Tour In Ireland
06 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With Jordan's recent holiday(s), an update on Sean Dyche, an appearance on an ITV sofa (unless we're...
Help I'm Flying First
03 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With Jordan home* from New York, there's plenty of time for him to go deep into the life of luxury h...
Weekend Release: Jordan’s Doppelgänger
29 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan return for another Weekend Release to respond to more from Tits Out Tina, a new i...
Help He's Left A Log
26 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With Jordan North about to make his merry way to NYC, no less, there's just about time for him to ca...
Weekend Release: Jump Cut Jack
22 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There must be something in the gin and Dubonnet, as Jump Cut Jack has a problem with William and Jor...
Help I've Lost My Dummy
19 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week it was like they were never away. There's cheese chat, dummies at Easter chat and big day ...
E-MERCH-ENCY
15 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan interrupt your usual Good Friday activity with an important merch announcement…...
Help It's Yours Sincerely
12 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With William and Jordan taking a week off from recording new Help content, we're sharing an old epis...
Weekend Release: Sending You To Sleep
08 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this Weekend Release, William and Jordan remember the episodes that have been lost to the ether, ...
Help I've Been Hustled
05 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan North is a man who often finds himself in bother of his own doing. The story of how he has ma...
Weekend Release: Let's Get Steamy
01 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
April Fool's Day is a funny old day, especially if you're going to announce something very special…...
Help I Have Major Daddy Issues
29 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes when a listener letter drops into the Sexted My Boss inbox, we just know it’s going to b...
Weekend Release: Starting A Podcast Advice
25 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
How many podcasts can go from tongue-in-cheek advice on how to properly eat a banana to earnest advi...
Help There's SPF All Over My Face
22 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
William Hanson’s skin is something that draws interest for all sorts of reasons. For someone who c...
Weekend Release: The Moon Under Water
18 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We all know how much William and Jordan love a Gin and Dubonnet, but what other drinks would make up...
Help I'm All Tied Up
15 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There was a time that Jordan hid the fact he knows how to tie someone up, this episode is proof that...
Help I Sexted The Football Ramble
13 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this one off episode for Red Nose Day, hosts Kate Mason and Jim Campbell from The Football Ramble...
Weekend Release: The Preview Review
11 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
William Hanson and Jordan North take it right back to where it all began by listening to the very fi...
Help I've Farted In Pilates
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh from Rowing Home to Burnley, Jordan North shares the highs and lows of his epic 100 trip. Afte...
Weekend Release: Rowing Home with Jordan (And Producer Ben)
04 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Look up hanger onner in the dictionary and you'll find two words - Producer Ben. As Jordan North row...
Help I'm Rowing Home
01 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With Jordan North on his way between London and Burnley by now, William took the opportunity to find...
Weekend Release: Russell Kane
25 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Russell Jane is the host of Man Baggage and Evil Genius, amongst many other things, and this week he...
Help I Hate Your Coffee
22 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes there are episodes with one or two moments that will make you cry with laughter. Other tim...
Weekend Release: Jordan's Diction
18 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A bonus episode that starts as it means to go on, with William and Jordan repeating the opening line...
Help I Need To Silence A Vegan
15 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Love is in the air, and it's Jordan North's birthday. So in this episode of the podcast, William and...
Weekend Release: Producer Ben's Letter
11 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In what podcast would a producer need to write a letter into their own podcast to communicate with t...
Help I Hate Your Dinner Party
08 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
For the first time in a long time, William and Jordan bring you a themed episode of the podcast, and...
Weekend Release: Handwritten Loophole
04 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this weekend’s episode, William is pulled up on a loophole to his handwritten reply policy - mu...
Help There's A Pirate At My Funeral
01 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After a smashing night at Producer Ben's, William brings back a much-loved feature from episodes pas...
Weekend Release: Anonymous Widow
28 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this latest Weekend Release, there are more defecation in bags stories for William and Jordan to ...
Help My In-Laws Have Seen My Fandango
25 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This episode brought us to tears in so many ways. Well, mostly the laughing so much you start to cry...
Weekend Release: Private Parts with Jamie Laing and Tom Lucy
21 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Last week it was the turn of William and Jordan to be on Private Parts, this week it's time for Jami...
Help I've Been Caught With The Vicar
18 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Before this week's recording of the podcast, there was a chance encounter between our two favourite ...
Weekend Release: William's Unfair Dismissal
14 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh off the back of newfound Tik Tok success, William and Jordan take a look through some of the m...
Help It's Series Infinity… And Beyond!
11 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
William Hanson and Jordan North return for Series Infinity of the podcast as they vow to never take ...
Advent Calendar: It's Christmas!
25 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
William Hanson, Jordan North and the rest of the Help I Sexted My Boss team wish you a merry Christm...