Help I Sexted My Boss

Weekend Release: Out Of Both Ends

20 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

With Jordan feeling unwell, you might expect that the podcast might suffer. Instead we're served up a classic portion of Weekend Release content for y...

Help I'm Working From Rome

17 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

With William on (another) holiday, and Jordan returning home from (another) 'secret' work trip, we join the boys for a remote recording as they reflec...

Weekend Release: The Guinness Storehouse Tour

13 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"This is my Poppins". It's safe to say that Jordan was a tiny bit excited about the prospect of heading to "The Guinness Tourhouse Store" during a wee...

Help We're Backstage in Belfast

10 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's been a long time coming, and finally William's stag do has begun. Jordan's first stop on possibly the most long winded stag that's ever been know...

Weekend Release: Lads On Tour In Ireland

06 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

With Jordan's recent holiday(s), an update on Sean Dyche, an appearance on an ITV sofa (unless we're cut), excitement for Lads On Tour and a response ...

Help I'm Flying First

03 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

With Jordan home* from New York, there's plenty of time for him to go deep into the life of luxury he lead whilst crossing and across the pond. Willia...

Weekend Release: Jordan’s Doppelgänger

29 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan return for another Weekend Release to respond to more from Tits Out Tina, a new idea for types of letters and another random person...

Help He's Left A Log

26 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

With Jordan North about to make his merry way to NYC, no less, there's just about time for him to catch up with William Hanson on the dos and don'ts o...

Weekend Release: Jump Cut Jack

22 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There must be something in the gin and Dubonnet, as Jump Cut Jack has a problem with William and Jordan he has to get off his chest, Producer Ben has ...

Help I've Lost My Dummy

19 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week it was like they were never away. There's cheese chat, dummies at Easter chat and big day out in London chat. Jordan is off to see William's...

E-MERCH-ENCY

15 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan interrupt your usual Good Friday activity with an important merch announcement… especially if you're in Dublin or Belfast… Ho...

Help It's Yours Sincerely

12 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

With William and Jordan taking a week off from recording new Help content, we're sharing an old episode of another podcast from the makers of Sexted c...

Weekend Release: Sending You To Sleep

08 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this Weekend Release, William and Jordan remember the episodes that have been lost to the ether, discover the difference between a psychiatrist and...

Help I've Been Hustled

05 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan North is a man who often finds himself in bother of his own doing. The story of how he has maybe got conned is a perfect example of that. So ma...

Weekend Release: Let's Get Steamy

01 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

April Fool's Day is a funny old day, especially if you're going to announce something very special… like we do in this episode. Press play for that ...

Help I Have Major Daddy Issues

29 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes when a listener letter drops into the Sexted My Boss inbox, we just know it’s going to be a classic. This episode contains one of those le...

Weekend Release: Starting A Podcast Advice

25 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How many podcasts can go from tongue-in-cheek advice on how to properly eat a banana to earnest advice on how to start a podcast? Not many, but Willia...

Help There's SPF All Over My Face

22 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

William Hanson’s skin is something that draws interest for all sorts of reasons. For someone who consistently is mistaken as being over 40, how does...

Weekend Release: The Moon Under Water

18 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We all know how much William and Jordan love a Gin and Dubonnet, but what other drinks would make up their dream pub? Well, after Jordan's recent appe...

Help I'm All Tied Up

15 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There was a time that Jordan hid the fact he knows how to tie someone up, this episode is proof that those times are long gone. Jordan gets physical w...

Help I Sexted The Football Ramble

13 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this one off episode for Red Nose Day, hosts Kate Mason and Jim Campbell from The Football Ramble are joined by presenter Jordan North and etiquett...

Weekend Release: The Preview Review

11 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

William Hanson and Jordan North take it right back to where it all began by listening to the very first preview episode of the podcast. When they've g...

Help I've Farted In Pilates

08 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Fresh from Rowing Home to Burnley, Jordan North shares the highs and lows of his epic 100 trip. After all the stress of last week (for Jordan), Willia...

Weekend Release: Rowing Home with Jordan (And Producer Ben)

04 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Look up hanger onner in the dictionary and you'll find two words - Producer Ben. As Jordan North rows from London to Burnley, William and Ben take it ...

Help I'm Rowing Home

01 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

With Jordan North on his way between London and Burnley by now, William took the opportunity to find out how to pull… the oar when rowing. There's a...

Weekend Release: Russell Kane

25 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Russell Jane is the host of Man Baggage and Evil Genius, amongst many other things, and this week he's faced with a question that he has never before ...

Help I Hate Your Coffee

22 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes there are episodes with one or two moments that will make you cry with laughter. Other times there will be plenty more. This is an episode w...

Weekend Release: Jordan's Diction

18 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A bonus episode that starts as it means to go on, with William and Jordan repeating the opening lines four times. Amongst some truly heartwarming lett...

Help I Need To Silence A Vegan

15 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Love is in the air, and it's Jordan North's birthday. So in this episode of the podcast, William and Jordan are celebrating by being - quite frankly -...

Weekend Release: Producer Ben's Letter

11 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In what podcast would a producer need to write a letter into their own podcast to communicate with their presenters? This podcast! Alongside a mysteri...

Help I Hate Your Dinner Party

08 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

For the first time in a long time, William and Jordan bring you a themed episode of the podcast, and it's dinner parties that are on the Sexted agenda...

Weekend Release: Handwritten Loophole

04 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this weekend’s episode, William is pulled up on a loophole to his handwritten reply policy - much to his displeasure. There’s chat about B...

Help There's A Pirate At My Funeral

01 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

After a smashing night at Producer Ben's, William brings back a much-loved feature from episodes past - his diary. William also reveals his post-marr...

Weekend Release: Anonymous Widow

28 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this latest Weekend Release, there are more defecation in bags stories for William and Jordan to ponder, an update from the dating anonymous widow ...

Help My In-Laws Have Seen My Fandango

25 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This episode brought us to tears in so many ways. Well, mostly the laughing so much you start to cry way… But there's also a letter from someone inv...

Weekend Release: Private Parts with Jamie Laing and Tom Lucy

21 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Last week it was the turn of William and Jordan to be on Private Parts, this week it's time for Jamie Laing and Tom Lucy to join us in our own backyar...

Help I've Been Caught With The Vicar

18 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Before this week's recording of the podcast, there was a chance encounter between our two favourite podcast hosts, but surprisingly William was with a...

Weekend Release: William's Unfair Dismissal

14 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Fresh off the back of newfound Tik Tok success, William and Jordan take a look through some of the more heated comments from a particular video. They ...

Help It's Series Infinity… And Beyond!

11 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

William Hanson and Jordan North return for Series Infinity of the podcast as they vow to never take another series break ever again. There are mispron...

Advent Calendar: It's Christmas!

25 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William Hanson, Jordan North and the rest of the Help I Sexted My Boss team wish you a merry Christmas with news of what's to come in 2022. Hosted o...

Advent Calendar: Emptying The Sack

24 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William Hanson and Jordan North rifle through their Christmas sack as they catch up on the letters and correspondence that have been sent in during th...

Advent Calendar: Christmas Dinners PB's Birthday and Receiving Presents

23 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William Hanson and Jordan North are catching up after a few days off from the Sexted Advent Calendar. They discuss the contentious issue of Christmas ...

Advent Calendar: Return of the King

22 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan North is back in action after (mostly) recovering from his illness. But don't worry, we have reached into the Advent Calendar to release an unt...

An Advent Calendar Update

17 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William shares an update on the Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Advent Calendar: Christmas TV

16 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What's behind door 16 on our Sexted Advent Calendar? Christmas television! William and Jordan take you through their own favourite Christmas TV specia...

Advent Calendar: Christmas Drinks

15 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Did you know, there are other drinks available than Gin and Dubonnet? Shocked? Yes, we were too. William and Jordan try their best to discuss other dr...

Advent Calendar: Father Christmas

14 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today William and Jordan turn their Christmas sights on the main man himself; the guy without whom nothing would happen. No, not Producer Ben, but Fat...

Advent Calendar: Christmas Nativity

13 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We unveil, with more than a handful of trepidation, the very first (and probably last) Sexted Nativity. William Hanson and Jordan North take on a less...

Advent Calendar: Christmas Decorations

12 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

There are twelve days of Christmas but, luckily for you G and Divas, far more days of the Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar. In today's episode th...

Advent Calendar: Secret Santa

11 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

How much is too much for the office Secret Santa? Is it a pointless act that spoils the spirit of Christmas? Or is it a barrel of laughs that saves ev...

Advent Calendar: Christmas Films

10 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Home Alone? Miracle on 34th Street? Die Hard? What's your favourite festive flick - and what even counts as a festive flick? William and Jordan are he...

Advent Calendar: Christmas Cards

09 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's no secret that William loves getting his pen out and scribbling some words on paper and so today's, ninth, episode of our Advent Calendar is righ...

Advent Calendar: Work Christmas Party

08 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Lock up your photocopiers! William and Jordan discuss work Christmas parties in today's episode of the Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar. Hosted...

Advent Calendar: Christmas Songs

07 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the end of the first week of the Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar and William Hanson and Jordan North are chatting Christmas tunes. They're ...

Lads On Tour Announcement

06 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan North is organising William Hanson's stag do, and you're invited! Be part of the biggest Sexted My Boss party ever, as Jordan takes William acr...

Advent Calendar: Christmas Lists

06 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

He's making a list and checking it twice, he's going to find out whose naughty and nice. Time for William and Jordan to dissect the etiquette of the C...

Advent Calendar: Giving Presents

05 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

He's making a list and checking twice, he's going to find out whose naughty and nice. Time for William and Jordan to dissect the etiquette of the Chri...

Advent Calendar: Christmas Trees

04 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What's green, prickly and bit wooden? No, not Jordan's sight reading ability after a bad clam, but the humble Christmas tree. William and Jordan prese...

Advent Calendar: Mince Pies

03 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What’s the perfect combination of being fruity, nutty and deep filled? No, not our hosts, but mince pies. William and Jordan discover the history of...

Advent Calendar: Christmas Jumpers

02 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Day two of our Advent Calendar and the window has revealed Christmas jumpers? Who doesn't love a Christmas jumper? Well, William, for one. Luckily, Jo...

Advent Calendar: Advent Calendars

01 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William Hanson and Jordan North begin their Advent Calendar series with a topic that would put even the biggest Inception fan in a spin - they're talk...

The Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar

29 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Introducing the Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar! Throughout December and up to the big day, William and Jordan will be your Christmas elves as t...

The Boys Are Back: Kinder Surprise

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan are backstage in the Bush as they prepare for the first of three nights in London. We find them in the middle of a Kinder Bueno tas...

The Boys Are Back: William And Jordan Are Rifting

12 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

There have been times in the last 12 months that it didn't seem like we'd ever actually get to do the shows of this tour. There have also been times w...

The Boys Are Back: We Don't Do Politi

21 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

You join William and Jordan as they prepare for the fifth stop on The Boys Are Back Tour in Birmingham. They chat about the high points (well really m...

Weekend Release: Your Tour Questions Answered (And More…)

10 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

With William and Jordan about to embark on their biggest tour to date, they're on hand to answer any of your questions about their new show, The Boys ...

Help I've Been Bonking In An Alley

07 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

After a podcast filled with huge news and big announcements, there was only one way for the series to go… and as the tour approaches, we're afraid t...

Weekend Release: Producer Ben's A Tree

03 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're feeling the love in this episode of our Weekend Release, just like a random man in the gym has been feeling the pressure washer. There's also ti...

Help I Need To Cancel

31 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Throughout this series of the podcast, William has been concerned with Jordan's appetite for a late cancellation. Well in this episode, although it mi...

Weekend Release: Frank's Accent

27 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this latest Weekend Release a G and Diva agrees with one of William's latest opinions, we imagine what Jordan's dog, Frank, would sound like and th...

Help I Like It Salty (Cha Cha Cha)

24 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

After Jordan's secret excursion, it was time for the boys to return to the studio. With everyone back in the same room, and Producer Ben firmly behind...

Weekend Release: You Know You're A G And Diva When…

20 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

When G and Diva Charlotte came up with the idea to get all the G and Divas to suggest their 'You Know You're A G And Diva When…' suggestions, we kne...

Help My Neighbour's Windows Need Some Pledge

17 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

With Jordan on a 'secret' project in a 'secret' location - or as they say in Spain - locacion secreta - it's back to the age old method of connecting ...

Weekend Release: Melon Plucker Update

13 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Ben is on holiday, so the quality of this bonus episode will be considerably higher. William talks getting teary at Mary Poppins, and the boy...

Help It's The Final Biscuit

10 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Du du duuu du, du du du du du, du du du duu, IT'S THE FINAL BISCUIT (sung to the tune of The Final Countdown). Elsewhere, we hear about William and Jo...

Weekend Release: William's Diary Returns

06 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The much-anticipated, long-awaited, mesmerising passive aggression of William Hanson's diary is back on the podcast - and we couldn't be happier about...

Help Die Umwelt Ist Kaputt

03 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a holiday special on the podcast, as William and Jordan take you through their own dream holidays, stories of holidays past and all the holiday e...

Weekend Release: William's Dating Profile

30 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In the second Weekend Release episode of the week (DON'T WE SPOIL YOU?!) William reveals a mystery dating profile and a G and Diva asks Producer Ben f...

Weekend Release: Expectations and Reality

29 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this extra Weekend Release episode - brought to you in paid partnership with Capital One - William and Jordan chat about the times when expectation...

Help I’ve Been Given the Thumbs Up

27 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William's got another WhatsApp group problem, Jordan's got a bumbag, Producer Ben has got a lot of tears in his eyes. Also, the boys answer your probl...

Weekend Release: Jordan's Book Club

23 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan squeeze a bit of extra goodness into the end of your week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Help I've Snapped The D

20 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

From beginning to end, this is 'one of those' episodes. The dubonnet plays up, Jordan wets the bed and William has yet another wacky word of the week....

Weekend Release: James Hanson (William's Brother)

16 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

With this week's revelation that William's Mum had heard Jordan's impression, it was up to Producer Ben to source a contributor who was at the scene…...

Help It's Me Or Your Nuts

13 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It was a close fought contest that went on for too long and really could have gone either way, but William and Jordan are now over their 'lovers tiff ...

Weekend Release: William's New Friend

09 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Mere days after Jordan's roll call of celebrity guests from his day at Wimbledon, William sweeps back with news of his appearance on Christopher Biggi...

Help My Sister Thinks She's A Pornstar

06 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

With news of Jordan's departure from part time work to a full time gig, it was yet another fitting occasion to toast to one half of our dynamic duo. T...

Weekend Release: Producer Ben's Paintbrush

02 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

For the first Weekend Release, William and Jordan are recounting a time when they put the 'diva' into G and Divas by demanding Producer Ben to run err...

Help I've Got A Hole In One

29 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Help I Sexted My Boss is back for an eighth series of helping you deal with the everyday problems of modern life - and it starts as juicy as we mean t...

Help It's The Best Of Series 7 - Part Two

25 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the best bits from the Series 7 catalogue of Weekend Release bonus episodes. William and Jordan take you through some of their highlights that in...

Help It's The Best Of Series 7 - Part One

22 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan take you through the best bits of the main episodes in Series 7 - including killing off Barry Mannilow, some lube on the side and a...

Help It's The Pilot

04 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A long time ago, in a studio in Manchester, William and Jordan recorded a pilot for their now hit comedy podcast Help I Sexted My Boss. Until now, thi...

Weekend Release: 100th Episode Debrief

30 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan reflect on a 100th episode special that ended with both of the boys feeling quite… squiffy. There's also time for a last couple o...

Help It's Our Big 100th Episode Livestream Special

27 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate a centenary of Help I Sexted My Boss podcasts, William and Jordan stream the episode live on the internet, and the results are as chaotic...

Weekend Release: 100th Episode Planning

23 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

With just days until the podcast reaches its centenary, William and Jordan get to planning what they're actually going to talk about. With no help fro...

Help I've Gone Viral

20 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the podcast's 99th episode and William and Jordan set about in as haphazard fashion as you could possibly hope for. There's news of a painted hal...

Weekend Release: Losing My VirGINiDy

16 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan debrief when they became slightly 'tiddled' during their park visit last week. Also, they're compared to Lady and the Tramp and Jor...

Help I'm Moving To London

13 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan reflect on this week's news and answer the G and Divas' problems. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Weekend Release: Pie In A Park

09 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

For the first time in 2021, William and Jordan (and Producer Ben's laugh) are together. For the first time ever, William has a gin tin (or five). For ...

Help My Mates Are Meeting In A Park

06 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

With lockdown restirctions easing in the UK, William and Jordan answer your quickfire post-lockdown etiquette questions. There's also an update on Jor...

Weekend Release: Census Results

02 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan reveal the official Help I Sexted My Boss Census results. Also, a listener gets in touch about a mysterious godmother. Hosted on ...