Help I Sexted My Boss

Weekend Release: Producer Ben's Paintbrush

02 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

For the first Weekend Release, William and Jordan are recounting a time when they put the 'diva' into G and Divas by demanding Producer Ben to run err...

Help I've Got A Hole In One

29 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Help I Sexted My Boss is back for an eighth series of helping you deal with the everyday problems of modern life - and it starts as juicy as we mean t...

Help It's The Best Of Series 7 - Part Two

25 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the best bits from the Series 7 catalogue of Weekend Release bonus episodes. William and Jordan take you through some of their highlights that in...

Help It's The Best Of Series 7 - Part One

22 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan take you through the best bits of the main episodes in Series 7 - including killing off Barry Mannilow, some lube on the side and a...

Help It's The Pilot

04 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A long time ago, in a studio in Manchester, William and Jordan recorded a pilot for their now hit comedy podcast Help I Sexted My Boss. Until now, thi...

Weekend Release: 100th Episode Debrief

30 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan reflect on a 100th episode special that ended with both of the boys feeling quite… squiffy. There's also time for a last couple o...

Help It's Our Big 100th Episode Livestream Special

27 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate a centenary of Help I Sexted My Boss podcasts, William and Jordan stream the episode live on the internet, and the results are as chaotic...

Weekend Release: 100th Episode Planning

23 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

With just days until the podcast reaches its centenary, William and Jordan get to planning what they're actually going to talk about. With no help fro...

Help I've Gone Viral

20 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the podcast's 99th episode and William and Jordan set about in as haphazard fashion as you could possibly hope for. There's news of a painted hal...

Weekend Release: Losing My VirGINiDy

16 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan debrief when they became slightly 'tiddled' during their park visit last week. Also, they're compared to Lady and the Tramp and Jor...

Help I'm Moving To London

13 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan reflect on this week's news and answer the G and Divas' problems. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Weekend Release: Pie In A Park

09 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

For the first time in 2021, William and Jordan (and Producer Ben's laugh) are together. For the first time ever, William has a gin tin (or five). For ...

Help My Mates Are Meeting In A Park

06 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

With lockdown restirctions easing in the UK, William and Jordan answer your quickfire post-lockdown etiquette questions. There's also an update on Jor...

Weekend Release: Census Results

02 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan reveal the official Help I Sexted My Boss Census results. Also, a listener gets in touch about a mysterious godmother. Hosted on ...

Help I'm A Thirteenth Wheel

30 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes it seems like Jordan has changed so much, and then he loses his wallet again. Elsewhere, William and Jordan discuss their plans now that loc...

Weekend Release: Jordan's Snake Handler

26 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this week's bonus episode, William surprises Jordan with a special guest… who just so happens to be a G and Diva. There's also time for an update...

Help I'm Out Of A Man

23 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our Queen is back in the country, and there's much to discuss. William is straight back to his duties as he takes it upon himself to guide Jordan thro...

Weekend Release: Jordan's Fan Fic

19 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William reads some extracts from a fan fic all about Jordan's time in the I'm A Celeb castle. A tale that gives Wilfred and Justin a run for its money...

Help We Haven't Got A Plan

16 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

With no time for a planning meeting last week, the boys see where the wind takes them in this episode… and it takes them to some pretty strange plac...

Weekend Release: Inspirational Jordan

12 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We don't always get emotional on this podcast, but when we do it's well worth a listen. William and Jordan reflect on Producer Ben's lookalike, hear f...

Help I've Got A Wonky Clock

09 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

After hitting the G and T so hard last week, William now finds himself in a situation with no G, no D and no T. Jordan thinks he has a solution… Wil...

Weekend Release: William's Diary Part II

05 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William delves deep into the doldrums of his diaries to find yet more evidence of the changes in his character since the period between 2010 and 2014....

Help My Neighbours Are Common

02 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

NEWS. WE HAVE NEWS. TOUR NEWS! Listen within for an update on the 2021 Boys Are Back Tour. For those of you not able to come to our live show or are n...

Weekend Release: William's Apology

26 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

After last week's controversial argument, William has penned a heartfelt apology to Jordan… except it might not be quite what it seems. The boys als...

Help I've Left My Lube On The Side

23 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

For the first time ever recorded in history, Jordan is asking whether he's changed… this time he might have a point. William and Jordan also attempt...

Weekend Release: Jordan's Safe Word

19 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We start this Weekend Release hearing the word - or words - that William and Jordan would use as a safe word in any kinky sexual experiences that neve...

Help I'm In A Man

16 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As if doing another podcast with another man wasn't bad enough, William is now in a man. Or was it Oman? If bad Builder Mikey impressions, a near fall...

Weekend Release: William's Bit On The Side

12 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan are joined by Jonathan Vernon-Smith AKA William's Bit On The Side to talk about his podcast with our very own William. The other po...

Help I'm A Boss Who's Been Sexted

09 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Fresh-faced from a logo update that features their fresh faces, William and Jordan are ready to tackle your problems more narcissisticly than ever bef...

Weekend Release: William's Diary

05 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It was Jordan's turn to read out his 'diary' last week, and we all know anything Jordan can do William can do better… so here's William's version Al...

Help I Fancy My Twin Brother's Boyfriend

02 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We should all know by now that episodes of Help I Sexted My Boss can be chaotic. Well if you like the chaos, this episode is for you. Problems with Jo...

Weekend Release: Jordan's Diary

29 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this special episode, William and Jordan take a deep dive into Jordan's post I'm A Celebrity diary… expect lots of top gossip*. They also get ano...

Help There's A Jumping Jet Behind Me

26 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

There was a time when Jordan being on page 3 of The Sun would have been expected, but for Our Jordan to be there along with some quotes from this very...

Weekend Release: William's Big Release

22 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Anything can happen if you let it: proved in this bonus episode when Jordan slid into Mary Poppins’s DMs just to bring a smile to William’s face.&...

Help I Accidentally Sexted My Mother-In-Law

19 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan (and Producer Ben) are back to help you with your modern day dilemmas. From Covid shaming to mother-in-law nude sending, the boys a...

Weekend Release: Doggy Style

15 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

They still won't let him speak, but that doesn't stop Producer Ben from being the talk of the town. After William and Jordan chat about Diego the whip...

Help We've Killed Manilow

12 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Series 7 is finally upon us and William and Jordan get to answering the most important questions right away. Is Barry Manilow dead? Has Joe Wicks taug...

2020 Fistmas Special

25 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We can’t be together in person like last year's Fistmas, but we can still use our festive spirit to warm each other’s cockles with the 2020 Fistma...

I'm A Celeb: The Reunion

22 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Our King of the Castle rejoins our Queen of the Podcast (and Producer Ben) to unpack some of the key moments from his time on I'm A Celebrity Get Me O...

I'm A Celeb: Jordan North Is The King Of Our Castle

05 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the twentieth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan might not be King in Wales but he is the King of our Castle! We are...

I'm A Celeb: Elves, Celebrity Cyclone and Jordan’s Best Bits

04 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the nineteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan IS IN THE FINAL OF I’M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE! He gets t...

I'm A Celeb: 120 Elephants, Kinder Bueno and Sam Thompson

03 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the eighteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan has got his hands on some Kinder Bueno. There’s time for him to ...

I'm A Celeb: Castle Inn, I Will Survive and Jay Rodriguez

02 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the seventeenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan has got a six pack! Which he promptly loses after a camp visit to...

I'm A Celeb: Phantom Dribbler, Bye Bev and Scarlett Moffatt

01 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the sixteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and accusations are flying around the castle about the identity of The Phantom...

I'm A Celeb: Spit, Mutton and Joe Tasker

30 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the fifteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Sprinkle/Tinkle Gate is still WIDE open. Jordan’s happy with his mutton ...

I'm A Celeb: Week 2, Your Questions and Christopher Biggins

29 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the fourteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and it’s time for William and Producer Ben to reflect on Jordan’s second ...

I'm A Celeb: Privy Problems, Nessun Dorma and Matt Edmondson

28 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the thirteenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and it’s time for the first celebrity to head home. AJ blames Jordan for so...

I'm A Celeb: Policeman, Halsey and Woody and Kleiny

27 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the twelfth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and it’s come to the time when we need to start voting for Jordan to keep him ...

I'm A Celeb: Bye Bye Beard, Megashag and Special Guest

26 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the eleventh day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan North’s face is now as bare as his chest. But this episode isn’t...

I'm A Celeb: All That Jazz, Showering Shane and Pendleside Hospice

25 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the tenth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan North has once again lifted the mood of the nation. Last night we witne...

I'm A Celeb: Bev’s Book, Donna the Duck and Riyadh Khalaf

24 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the ninth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and things are starting to get a bit tense. Although the cracks are starting to ap...

I'm A Celeb: Royal Banquet, Camp Leader and Owain Wyn-Evans

23 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the eighth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and Jordan has won himself another vote. The consequences of this latest vote are...

I'm A Celeb: Week 1, Luxury Items and Bev's Daughter Danielle

22 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's the end of the first week of Jordan's time in the castle and WHAT A WEEK IT'S BEEN. William and Producer Ben mull over the highlights of the past...

I'm A Celeb: Royal Confessions, Terror Troughs and Tony Blackburn

21 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the sixth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and it was supposed to be Jordan’s first night off any involvement in a trial. W...

I'm A Celeb: Bare Foot Massage, Trapped Door and Nick Grimshaw

20 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the fifth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and we’re just about getting used to our best mate being one of the most talked ...

I'm A Celeb: Bread and Butter, Nessa’s Tattoo and Jake Quickenden

19 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the fourth day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle and after being worried sick for the first 15 minutes with no Jordan on our scree...

I'm A Celeb: Frights Of The Round Table, Three Day Underwear and Katie Thistleton

18 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the third day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle… and PLEASE CAN WE JUST HAVE A QUIET DAY OF JORDAN NORTH IN THE CASTLE. We learn...

I'm A Celeb: Happy Place, Happy Place, Turf Moor, Happy Place and Kerry Katona

17 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the second day of Jordan’s time in the I’m A Celeb castle… and to be honest we don’t have much to update you on. ONLY KIDDING. There’...

I'm A Celeb: Vomit, Bev's Pockets and Jordan's Mum

16 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's the day after the first episode and William's joined by Producer Ben and Jordan's Mum to talk about life in the I'm A Celebrity castle. As we exp...

Help I Sexted My Boss Does I'm A Celebrity

10 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

William reveals our plans for Help I Sexted My Boss during Jordan's stint in the castle. Plus, he introduces a very very very special guest. Hosted ...

Help My Co-Host's Going Into The Castle

09 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan North has some news to share and we think you're going to want to hear it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Help It's The Best Of Series 5 - Part Two

30 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan take you through a second episode of Best Bits from Series 5 - including a powerful letter from Charlotte, a reading from William's...

Help It's The Best of Series 5 - Part One

27 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan take you through the Best Bits of Series 5 - including Jordan's kinks, William's back passage delivery and we find out the uses for...

Replay: Help We've Landed In Monaco

16 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

For our final replay, it was Jordan's turn to decide on the episode we put out on the feed, and he opted to relive the lavish luxury of Monaco. Would ...

Replay: Help I'm Marrying An American

09 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After the success of last week's REPLAY, this time it's William's turn to choose his favourite episode of the podcast. William obviously thinks it's a...

Replay: Help There's A Gay Ghost In My Bed

02 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This is the episode that features the winning moment of the first ever Help I Sexted My Boss World Cup of Best Moments. It's a prestigious title, and ...

Help My Landlord Saw My Sex Toys

01 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

For one last time in Series 5, William and Jordan are here to help you with your modern dilemmas. They reflect on what has changed since they started ...

Weekend Release: Wilfred and Justin Come Again

28 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

As Producer Ben returns from holiday, as do Wilfred and Justin. Ben spent some time (about half an hour) penning a third episode of the hit comedy dra...

Help I've Got A Nude Of My Dad

25 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Ben is on holiday this week, and to be completely honest you wouldn't be able to tell if was there or not - if you were to ignore the fact Wi...

Weekend Release: Horizontal Refreshment

21 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for another Weekend Release, brimming with extra bits from William and Jordan. And by extra bits, we mean a snazzy new jingle, more accent c...

Help My Brother's Girlfriend Is A Cheat

18 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

From the Cost Per Shag conundrum to an erotic photo fail, William and Jordan help you navigate more modern day dilemmas. Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Weekend Release: When Life Gives You Melons

14 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After the podcast received one of its most controversial questions to date, there is only one topic that we could start (and end) this Weekend Release...

Help I'm Mates With A Melon Plucker

11 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode has quite possibly the most stunning problem we've ever had… and we've had a few. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

Weekend Release: William The Cover Star

07 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Most of us couldn't imagine William could get any more fabulous… until we found out he's a cover star. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...

Help I've Got My Eye On My Optician

04 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

William chats about the etiquette of wearing a facemask, Jordan reveals his 30th birthday present and the pair share the tale of their latest sexual c...

Weekend Release: Ding-Dong Ditch

31 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan discuss the various names for knocking a door and running away before replanning their 2020 tour to include Barbados! Hosted on A...

Help I Want A Rhino On My Face

28 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

William is joined by Jordan (and his mum) on his holiday in Spain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Weekend Release: Jordan's Elocution Lesson

24 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In the aftermath of William restarting elocution lessons after spending too much time with Jordan, the only acceptable outcome was to invite Jordan al...

Help I've Found A Ring In My Room

21 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

*FANFARE FOR NEW FEATURE* William's Wacky Word of the Week is back… I can't believe it ever went away. Elsewhere in the episode, Jordan updates us o...

Weekend Release: Fortnum & Mason Afternoon Tea

17 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

William invites Jordan to spend an afternoon stuffing his face with bread, butter and something sweet. Except it's a tiny bit classier than that. Ho...

Help I Like It Thick Cut

14 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After the reading of William's will in the last episode we thought we had to bring excitement levels down again. So William shares news of his new pil...

Weekend Release: William's Perfect

10 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan return with their Weekend Release. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Help I Need To Work On My Dipthongs

07 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

If we had a Jordan episode a few weeks ago, this is certainly a William one (make sure you're pronouncing the one correctly (you'll get this when you ...

Weekend Release: Our Jordan, My William

03 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan return for another Weekend Release. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Help My Folks Aren't Woke

30 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After a week off filled with rest and recuperation, William is back at his best in this episode of the podcast. He educates Jordan about chantilly cre...

Weekend Release: Battenberg In The Park

26 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

With social distancing rules relaxed, after 12 weeks apart William and Jordan were finally able to be within two metres of each other - which is close...

Help I Can't Get A Word In Edgeways

23 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This podcast is hosted by Jordan North and features guest star William Hanson. In this episode you can hear Jordan sharing a story about him wetting t...

Weekend Release: Jordan's In My Dreams

19 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In the first episode of the new bonus podcast from William and Jordan, we dissect one G and Divas dream featuring our very own Mr North. And William t...

Help I've Got Wood In A Van

16 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan are living in their own bubble this week as William attempts to tempt Jordan to come over to his as part of his bubble. William has...

Help I'm In Love With My Best Friend

09 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Last week it was OK magazine, this week it's the Archbishop of Banterbury Instagram account. Jordan's made his mum proud these last few weeks. William...

Help I'm Using William's Dongle

02 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ok, there's something we need to talk about. Jordan was interviewed in Ok magazine, and it might IT MIGHT be the thing his mum, Wendy is proudest of h...

Help I'm Googling Lube

26 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Things get a bit tingly between William and Jordan as they get elbow deep into the world of lubrication. Jordan shares why his walls are now covered i...

Help My Parents Are Pampering My Boyfriend

19 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan wrestle with perhaps the most important question they've ever dealt with… has Jordan changed? With a story of a colour consultati...

Help I Can't Handle The D

12 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan are back to help you with your lockdown dilemmas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Help I Sound Like I'm In A Tunnel

05 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It lasted about four weeks after we expected, but it has now happened. A technical glitch in an episode recorded remotely during lockdown. We can't re...

Help There's A Delivery Up My Back Passage

28 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan are on the mic once again as they help you with your everyday dilemmas from the safety of their homes. There is advice for if you f...

Help I Want To Use My Uvula

21 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan are back into their bedroom's/the oval office to help you with your lockdown dilemmas. It turns out that seeing naked people throug...

Help We're In A Love Lockdown

14 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

For the first time ever, William and Jordan record a full episode of the podcast from the comfort of their respective homes. William in his best suit ...

Help My Boyfriend Is A Dick

07 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan return to answer the dilemmas and questions of the esteemed G and Divas - but this week they've also got some problems of their own...

Help My Daughter Loves The D

31 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan return for Series 5 of Help I Sexted My Boss, and it doesn't take long for them to get back into the swing of things. William gets ...