Fancy Dress Fantasies | And Dry Humping
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What is the opening dilemma about holiday performativity and the “Get a Grip” plug?
Your Dilemma Daddies are on the way. Straight after this episode, hit play on Get a Grip with Angela Scanlon and Vicky Patterson. Holiday season is here, finally, and the ladies are unpacking a dilemma of their own. Have holidays become too performative? You know Angela and Vicky have plenty to say on the subject. Search for Get a Grip now and queue up the episode to play straight after this one to hear all of their holiday hot takes.
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Hello and welcome to our Friday episode. This is where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into your week. Random things that have been sent in, extra bits that have been going on and how our advice went down with you, our D&D-ers. How are you? What are you doing this weekend? Any football matches? Well, obviously you've got the World Cup now, haven't we? No, that you're in. Oh no, none that I'm in, but... Was soccer a part of the World Cup? No. You daft get. No. What am I doing this weekend? Oh, I've got... What am I doing? I think I'm doing Paddle on Saturday and I've got me mate Rick coming down with kids on Sunday. Lovely. I'm going to take them to see Toy Story. Oh, no. The Godchildren. Anything to boost sales.
Yeah. The Godchildren. Hi, guys. Do you get a slice of the profit from Toy Story if it does really well? Absolutely not. No.
No.
No. Need a better agent. Yeah. Oh, well, I will pass that. You are picking battles this week. First with William and now with the agent. Interesting approach. Yeah, very interesting approach. Sorry, how are you? How's your weekend looking?
I'm working all time, as I am for the next six weeks.
You're a West End girl, aren't you?
Yeah, double shows on the weekends.
How many are you doing this weekend?
Well, four. Four? What time's the Saturday show? Saturday show is 2.30. Till? We're finished. And then the next show, the evening show, is 7.30. What do you do in the gap? Get some lunch. Yeah, get food. Yeah. Probably get martini. Pop out.
Wow.
Yeah. I don't know. I haven't done it yet, so I don't know.
I'd like to know that. They're grafters, those WestEnders.
Oh, yes, they do.
Every weekend, as you know. Part of the life of the weekend, can't you?
One day of a week, Monday. Fair enough.
Yeah.
Now, last week, we featured a dilemma from a G&Diva who had dressed up as Doctor Who for his wife. His plans went awry when he arrived home in his new outfit and started talking dirty to her without realising her parents were in the next room.
How can you talk dirty? It's Doctor Who. That still baffles me.
And could hear everything. Now, we're obviously, we know this, we're not a sex podcast.
How do the hosts describe the Doctor Who costume mishap and its funny consequences?
We're not a sex podcast.
We cannot, like, stress that enough. We do all sorts of dilemmas. We had briefcases last week.
Yes, on Tuesday. It did make us, however, wonder who our listeners' fictional character fancy dress fantasies are. So we asked. So we'll see what we can make of your filthy little perversions, it says here. The most common suggestion was Ghostface from Scream, a black cloak and rubber mask. Obviously, I'm halfway there with my opera cape, but I've never used it sexually. Did you ever wear Scream as Halloween? I didn't do Halloween. I've never done Halloween. You've never dressed up for Halloween as a kid? Never.
Oh, my God. That explains a lot.
We lived in the middle of nowhere.
Yeah, but you could still get dropped off at local estate and go trick-or-treating. No. Well, what did you dress up as? Oh, all sorts. I did Scream. I went as Scarecrow. Me and Wendy often used to clash at Halloween. Scarecrow? What, from Wizard of Oz?
Didn't I tell you this before? You went as the Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening dilemma about holiday performativity and the “Get a Grip” plug?
0:02–3:23
2
How do the hosts describe the Doctor Who costume mishap and its funny consequences?
3:23–6:19
3
Which fictional character dress‑up fantasies did listeners suggest and why was Ghostface popular?
6:19–8:52
4
What crazy Halloween costume stories (Scarecrow, Scream, etc.) did the hosts share?
8:52–11:53
5
How did the conversation shift to Star Wars and Darth Vader role‑play fantasies?
11:53–14:57
6
What etiquette dilemma does Matthew bring and how does Jordan answer it?
14:57–18:21
7
Why do the hosts debate the correct cinema cup‑holder side and what solution do they suggest?
18:21–21:06
8
What final comments, listener shout‑outs, and upcoming plans (dry‑humping pact, crossover) are revealed?
21:06–25:36
Speakers
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