Jordan’s Personal Preferences | And Object Upgrades
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What weird personal preferences do the hosts share (e.g., warm toilet seats, tongue‑in‑the‑ear jokes)?
I thought you were getting rid of your mustache. Did you not get rid of
that? Um I've decided it might be a an autumn winter thing. A very, very many disappointed Gene Davis. One of them DM'd me and said, I can't cult without your tash. And he said what? Well, I'll grow it back. Terry.
And you think he's joking.
And Terry said, Thank you. And then he said, How much for your use sucks? And I said, Don't take it too far, Terry. Fifty quid.
Hello, welcome to our Friday episode where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into your week, random things that have been sent in, extra bits that have been going on, and how our advice went down with you, our Gene Divas. What's she doing this weekend? This weekend, ooh, a doodle-doodle-dood. Obviously, I will be watching Help I Sex and my boss live on Patreon. Okay, nice plug here. Patreon, sex with my boss dot com forward slash patron. If you wanna see us there. So I am actually gonna do that. I'm super buzzy. I'm gonna get it up on telly and everything. Good. I'm gonna watch the tour and the the uh backstage BTS behind the scenes uh bits of the tour, which I'm kinda dreading in a way. If I'm honest.
Do I come across tired at times?
I've actually only seen one bit, which is the after fa the fail the sort of the really hard bit in the costume change.
And it cuts to the car and we all look like Oh we are so pissed off at each other. Well not actually with each other, actually. Just pissed off at the I wanna watch this. I wanna watch this. So uh Oh have
we got the bit where he stormed out of KFC in the service station? Alas
that did not.
Why is that in cut?
Don't know if it was filmed.
They they were taking piss in their own. They
were. Thirty-five minutes for a KFC. Well we've got a show to do. Oh that was stress
stressful.
Stressful. That was I felt sick. I tell you who it was that really wound me up. Okay, and it was well I was being wound up anyway because it was taking forever to for our order to come through. I didn't even want KFC. I was being made to try my first KFC. So that was taking forever. And then just just as I'm really beginning to lose it, two members come up, Ben and Mikey, and they order food as well. Delaying us further.
We had to cancel an interview first. And I hate canceling interviews first.
Hang on a second. Rewrite the bloody history books. You got it wrong. I came after like thirty seconds after you.
And can I just say that KFC, nobody ate it. It just fucking stunked the coach out for Rest at Trip. Anyway, hopefully that's it. Yeah, that's not in the cut. I'm gonna be watching it. Well it should be because that's IRL. That's the real William Hansen right there. Um So I'm gonna be watching that and
then I'll tell you what is in there. Jordan performatively putting rubbish away in the bid in Manchester when we arrive.
Look at me. Are you getting this on camera? This is what you do. I'm just putting some rubbish away.
That's in there. So God, I don't remember that. So I'll be doing that this weekend. And then Friday, I'm gonna be doing I've got friends coming around. I'm playing five crowns. Oh, it's a good game.
I did it on holiday. Did you get into it? On your recommendation. Yeah,
did you it's it's basically rummy. Yeah, I love it. I love it. Yeah.
Get the whole family loved it, Jordan. Did the actual We were only uh able to play in short windows because we got niece, my niece Emmy Lou. So it was when she was sleeping. But five crowns. But five
crowns. Did you actually get into it?
Yeah, and it's all it's always awkward bringing a game 'cause you never know the response, but with that one
Everyone loves it. We'll get you on cat round.
We've got the viewing party, yeah.
How did the chaotic KFC/food‑order story unfold and why did it stress the hosts?
Move in. What are you doing this weekend? Um what am I doing this weekend? I'm going to apart from watching us on Patreon. Obviously. Uh I'm going to the producers' closing night. Um that's closing in London at the end of the day. I've always wanted to see that. Well, you've missed it. Uh and uh Um super uh thanks for uh that's not the producer's name. That's not the
producers,
no.
That's South Park, big Gale.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What weird personal preferences do the hosts share (e.g., warm toilet seats, tongue‑in‑the‑ear jokes)?
0:00–3:45
2
How did the chaotic KFC/food‑order story unfold and why did it stress the hosts?
3:45–7:11
3
What definitions of intimacy are the hosts debating (hand‑in‑mouth, tongue, kissing, etc.)?
7:11–10:57
4
Which everyday objects do listeners think need upgrades (hand‑warming flashlight, self‑sorting washing machine, etc.)?
10:57–14:43
5
What did the academic study reveal about Jordan’s accent and regional speech?
14:43–18:10
6
How did the hosts compare smooth vs. crunchy peanut butter and why does it matter?
18:10–22:04
7
What quirky gadget ideas were suggested (voice‑activated vibrator, smart spatula, self‑cooling pillow)?
22:04–26:21
8
Which comment of the week stood out and what funny feedback did the audience give?
26:21–30:10
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