Help I Sexted My Boss

Jordan’s Drag Name | And William’s Silver Spoon

01 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

William’s giddy after finding a silver spoon (and no, it wasn’t in his mouth), whereas Jordan is left rueing missed opportunities after failing to...

Help I’m Going To Prison | A Letter From The Police

28 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It was bound to happen. The law catches up with us all eventually, and Jordan North is no exception to that rule. What none of us could have expected ...

What Is GOONING? | And Jordan’s Sexy Jet Wash

24 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Every day is a school day, and that’s no exception (even on this podcast) as the boys learn a brand new phrase from ‘Urban Dictionary’ that will...

Help I’ve Got Mother Of Pearl Fish Cutlery | And Butch BBQ Chat

21 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

There’s been a lot of role reversals going on lately. Jordan has been taking after dinner walks to admire the beauty of mother nature, while William...

REACTING TO JORDAN’S OLD VLOGS | And Illegal Cheeses

17 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Justin Bieber isn’t the only one who’s been going through the archives looking at old videos on YouTube; we’ve also found a gold mine of content...

Help Can I Dry Hump A Virgin | And Jordan’s Cowboy Scrap

14 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan’s back from his holiday to Nashville and has many ‘mighty fine’ tales to tell. Meanwhile, William is in need of your help as he needs a n...

Viagra For Hamsters!? | And More Niche Knowledge

10 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

William’s been busy cleaning his skirting boards, and it’s getting Jordan VERY flustered.The boys also dive into plenty of discussion regarding ba...

Help I Want My Boss's Sausage | And William’s Got BEER FEAR

07 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back in the studio after the tour and there's lots to debrief on. William's been out partying (again) and Jordan's been working on a coup...

William's KFC Review | And Jordan's Northern Problem

03 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What do you do when you've got a long drive with the UK's leading etiquette expert? Make him eat KFC, of course. The boys also discuss whether your to...

Help I’ve Never Shaved My Pubes | And Jordan’s Buckfast Regret

31 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back on the bus leaving the bonnie streets of Glasgow for the nostalgic sights of Manchester. Jordan is regretting getting overly excited...

What’s A Gummer?! | And Backstage at Wembley Arena

27 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan has got the results from another of his "classic" polls, and this time it's about urinating. Meanwhile, William reveals a magically embarrassin...

Help I Used Dirty Loo Roll | And We’re On The TOUR BUS!

24 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are on tour and behaving badly at the back of the bus! Jordan won't stop telling the WAGs off and William's making production crew give up th...

Old People Foreplay | And Nostalgic LADS Mags

20 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

After William got a telling-off from Jordan for being too old to use certain emojis, the boys are back to debating all the things we're too old to do ...

Help He Slaps His Mum’s Bum | And Jordan’s The Star ⭐️

17 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

As soon as the boys entered the studio, an argument erupted after Jordan found out William and Producer Ben had been invading his happy place (the gym...

William's Masc?! | And Jolly Joke Surprise

13 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan has noticed something unusually ‘masculine’ about William that he’s been too scared to mention until now, while William has arranged a li...

Help His Allergy Gives Me The Ick | And William Needs To Grow Up

10 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan is over the moon after getting the call-up to the England team for Soccer Aid, while William is facing the reality that it might be time to sto...

William Ruined Jordan’s Birthday | And High-Maintenance Boys

06 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

There’s fallout from Jordan’s birthday after William let a key part of the weekend slip through his carefully manicured fingers. There are also he...

Help I’ve Been Probed In The Wrong Hole | And Jordan’s Got A Swell On

03 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are having a tough time lately. Jordan’s still recovering from having his wisdom teeth removed and is drooling everywhere, whilst William h...

He Unfollowed ME? | And Jordan’s Got The Itch

27 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

From the reason you unfollowed them to the words you've always mispronounced, there's plenty of your responses that give William and Jordan a giggle. ...

Help I’m Not Charging Mum’s Vibrator | And William is HIGH Maintenance

24 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Who's more high maintenance out of our favourite podcast pair? The boys can't quite decide in the studio as tensions run high, though they do love eac...

Jordan FAINTS | And Sushi With Half Pints

20 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

There are a few things that stress Jordan out: to-do lists, unread messages, a missing dressing gown belt. But you’ll never guess the reason that ma...

Help There’s A Fishy Smell | And William Gets Chintzy

17 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve all been there. You’re trying to live your best life. Be the best version of yourself. Eat right. Sleep right. Exercise daily. But life has ...

Who’s The CAMPEST?! | And Taking Advantage Of Jordan

13 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan reveals the results from his latest ‘Jordan’s North Poll’ on towels and the G&Diva’s have inundated us with their most BORING work chat...

Help He’s Got A P*ss Lolly | And Roleplaying As Old Ladies

10 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Every now and again, we receive a very specific kind of dilemma that stops us mid-sentence. Your watermelon dilemmas. Your shoebox dilemmas. Your WOLF...

Is Slapping Bums Butch? | And Jordan’s Got A Surprise…

06 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Around the world, William’s new sofa has been dividing opinion - and Jordan has planned an intervention to settle whether it’s hideous or not. Tha...

Help How Long Should I Give Fellatio? | And William Sees His First Fanny

03 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan’s been making brownies lately that have been so good even the local wildlife are wanting in on the action. Meanwhile, it’s a historic day f...

Eating WHAT In BED!? | And William’s Got The ICK

30 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are getting nostalgic over old phones and Jordan claims that he was ‘one of the first people’ in the UK to have a Netflix account. There’...

Help I Don't Know Where To POO | And William's In The DOG HOUSE

27 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are feeling very butch today. William’s been getting handy around the house, and Jordan is showing off his darts prowess. The boys also tac...

Europeans LOVE To Get Their B*llocks Out | And The Weirdest Places YOU’VE Listened To Us

23 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan discuss your stories involving wild delivery drivers, unexpected moments of nudity, and whether it’s ever OK to wear pyjamas when...

Help My Kids Have Sex Questions | And Jordan LOVES A Big Load

20 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The boys have been bumping into each other at the gym - and one of them is NOT happy about it. Jordan reveals he’s been doing something unusual in b...

Eating Curry With a SPOON?! | And Jordan’s Seen William’s BIG Package

16 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What’s the correct way to eat a curry? Is Jordan a ‘modern’ bloke? Does Guinness actually taste good with Dubonnet? The boys answer all this and...

Help She Doesn’t Know I’m Gay | And William's WILD night out

13 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

William reveals he’s just had the worst hangover of his life, but luckily for him, Jordan has a foolproof method for overcoming it. The boys also ta...

William's RUDEST Joke | And YOUR 2026 Sexted Predictions

09 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What do you think 2026 has in store for William and Jordan? What have you been up to during Gooch Week? What does Jordan recommend you NOT do with a W...

Help My Autocorrect Is X-RATED | And Jordan’s CREEPY Present

06 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back and fully refreshed after their festive break! William has started a new diary, and Jordan has received a new present that has every...

William FINALLY Gets Jordan into Bed For A FISTMAS SPECIAL

23 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the most magical time of the year! And what better way to celebrate than waking up in bed next to your best friend for a good old Fistmas froli...

Your Best BIN Discoveries | And You Won't Believe William's Favourite Word For SEMEN

19 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan is really taking his co-creative director role for the upcoming tour seriously now, and his creative juices are leaking everywhere. While the r...

The Best TV Of 2025 With TV Licensing

18 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What is Jordan’s favourite TV snack? What was William’s favourite TV show as a child? Who will make into the exclusive list of William and Jordan’...

Help I Want To Hide My HOOK UPS | And Jordan Has JOMO

16 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Christmas break is fast approaching, and Jordan has a HUGE surprise lined up for William, though he isn’t exactly thrilled about it. Meanwhile, ...

William Loves Talking About D*CK (Van Dyke) | And Busting Viagra Myths

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Not satisfied with the traditional ‘agony aunts’ tag line, you have come up with some hilarious (and slightly offensive) alternative names for Wil...

Help There’s MAN PORRIDGE On My Flannel | And William has been inspired by WETHERSPOONS

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

William is on a mission to ban queuing in pubs - and Jordan is outraged! The boys also discuss the BEST TV theme tunes of all time, whether it’s eve...

Weird Families, Gua Sha and Jordan’s Ad Agency

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the opening day of Jordan’s Ad Agency, and the work is already flying in! Can Jordan come up with catchy marketing ideas for luxury dressing-...

Help My Dainty Knickers Are Ruined

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Christmas decorations in the Sexted studio are finally up (much to William’s utter dismay), and the festive vibes are STRONG. Jordan is busy dec...

Tea Bags, Dream Jobs and Love Daddies

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Some BIG questions are on the table this week. What’s the most iconic song in musical theatre? How smelly was Henry VIII? And what exactly did Jorda...

Help He’s Slanking In Bed

25 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

William is finally ready to unveil the secret Sexted Christmas card design he’s been working on - and Jordan can’t decide whether to be angry or f...

Northern Parenting, PAs and Cheese Boards

21 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan catch up on a brimming inbox and postbag, with some classic Northern parenting quotes and outrageous tales from the wild world of P...

Help My Suitcase Is Vibrating

18 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After William gets a stern telling-off for indulging in a midday martini, Jordan reveals some toilet behaviour that might just mark his lowest point y...

Gentleman, Berlin and JI

14 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan has made another demand (we think a theme is developing here) and this time it was for some AI contributions to see if his job is really under ...

Help It’s A Poo Special

11 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan made a request for more dilemmas involving poo, and what Jordan wants, Jordan gets! Before the boys realise the ‘sh*t-suation’ they’ve fo...

Nicknames, Spirit Animals and Online Beef

07 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Nicknames, Spirit Animals and Online BeefWilliam has started an online feud with a prominent TikToker and Jordan’s not doing anything to make it bet...

Help They’re Doing It In A Tractor

04 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan discovers a nasty surprise in his kitchen, and William strongly considers a reverse glow up in what can only be described as a moment of madnes...

The Help I Sexted My Boss Funeral

31 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We are gathered here today to remember and celebrate the life of William and Jordan.Their stars shone brightly, but it was always inevitable that a mo...

Help I Can’t Look Her In The Eye

28 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

William is back from New York City and Jordan has a confession about his parents he’d really rather not have shared. The boys also tackle your every...

Throuples, Builder Kinks and Locktober

24 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s another wild one as William and Jordan discuss who would make the perfect Sexted throuple, get to grips with the rules of the Spanish lisp, and...

Help My Pussy's In The Dark

21 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan have got a lot to say in this episode. One's ranting about washing machine temperatures and the other's moaning about the...

Strange Turn-Ons, Fanny Hoare and Bottom Badges

17 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

William’s mum has been banned from a very popular online app, and Jordan has a great tip on how to tell someone whether you’re a bottom or a top. ...

Help I Gave Myself A Colonic

14 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan have lots to debrief on after William’s luxury housewarming soirée with executive munchettes. Plus, we of course need the inside...

Disappearing Chocolate, Naughty Rings and See It, Say It, Sexted

10 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The See It, Say It, Sorted announcer has been in touch with a personal message for William and Jordan! We also hear a dilemma involving chocolate that...

Help He’s Getting His Wand Out

07 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for the wedding of the year debrief - with one diva cutting it very fine on timekeeping. The boys also weigh up the pros and cons of tucki...

Sincere Words, Takeaways and Horse Beans

03 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys test whether William is truly capable of sincerity by making him shower Jordan with compliments, before diving into a lyrical showdown to dec...

Help She Borrowed My Vibrator

30 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan’s got a BIG problem that’s hard to SPOT. Thankfully William is nothing but discreet (unlike the spot). The boys get down to business solvin...

William’s Lies, Geordie Trains and Wedding Advice for Producer Ben

26 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

William has been lying to Jordan and is finally ready to confess his sins - but how will Jordan react? The boys also discuss which automated announcem...

Help We're Revealing Our Big Secret

23 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The secret is finally out! Help I Sexted My Boss is heading back on tour in arenas across the UK in 2026! Full of excitement, the boys then turn to yo...

Drag Names, Chorizo and Henny Stags

19 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What would the perfect Drag name for Jordan North be? Does William’s mother have a doppelganger who terrorises neighbours? Was producer Ben’s stag...

Help My Mate's Dad Is Thirsty

16 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

William is on cloud nine after the backstage tour of his dreams, while Jordan unveils a new catchphrase that’s sure to give even his biggest admirer...

Chopstick Etiquette, Northern Siri and Sexy/Not Sexy

12 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys hear all about your differing opinions on what is ‘sexy’, and William sets the record straight on chopstick etiquette. Jordan also discov...

Help She Won’t Trim Her Bush

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What do Producer Ben’s pants, jacket potatoes and ‘rat sticks’ have in common? They all feature far too heavily in this podcast episode. The boy...

Naughty Words, Scents and Sunday Roasts

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ever wondered what Jordan and William smell like? No, me neither. But one of the G&Divas has opened Pandora’s box – and now we all get to enjoy th...

Help I Don’t Want To Marry Him

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s William’s birthday! And Jordan has got William the perfect present, which he bought off some bloke on a Spanish beach (he got a great discoun...

Sewers, Muff and Sexted-Themed Trips

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan reveals a very different (and smelly) career path he could have taken, while William discovers that his hair muse has changed her haircut. The ...

Help He Wants His Chicken Drumstick Back

26 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

William is feeling inspired - but where has this inspiration come from, you ask? A thirst trap. And not just anyone’s, mind you. Meanwhile, our favo...

Kilts, Pickled Eggs and a Wigan Kebab

22 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan has finally had enough of William’s ridiculous food etiquette videos and has decided to teach him how to eat proper food like a normal person...

Help He's Blown Into My Wet Wipe

19 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There's further disagreement in the studio this week as William and Jordan can't agree on whether it's right to not talk to an Uber driver. William al...

Travel, Grey Joggers and the Passports Please! Podcast

15 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re joined by our very luxurious (and occasionally budget-conscious) friends, Chelsea and James from the Passports Please! podcast. We chat about ...

Help There’s An STD On My Foot

12 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A late night delivery sends Jordan into full-blown panic, convinced disaster has struck William - while William is busy battling his very first proper...

Pints, Typos and Work Mishaps

08 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You know who should really get into pints? William. You know who thinks that? Jordan. With those stereotypes out of the way, the boys dive into your w...

Help They Put My Dinner In a Mortuary

05 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What’s more likely - Jordan buying a Vespa, or the boys doing a gym session together? Apparently both are happening (and they say they haven’t cha...

Airport Attire, Joke Review and Ravishing Nuts

01 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After Ben’s Big Benders terrorised the middle of Tuesday’s episode, it’s time to hear your actual thoughts on Jordan’s Joke of the Week. Elsew...

Help I Can't Find My Person

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan has made a discovery that comes as no surprise to no one who has received an email from him in the past 18 months. But both William and Jordan ...

Peppers, France and Common or Not

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Who gets to decide if something is common or not? Well William and Jordan continue to stake their claim as the experts as they go through your suggest...

Nothing Beats a Jet2holiday in Malta!

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

William and Producer Ben are back in the studio after their sun‑soaked adventure in Malta, all thanks to Jet2, and Jordan is not hiding his envy. Th...

Help I’m A Nervous Squirter

22 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What do thirst posts, a Madonna era, and the Henley Festival all have in common? Jordan’s been in all of them. The boys also tackle your modern-day ...

Doppelgangers, Washing Lines and Favourite Cakes

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Do William and Jordan have any fictional doppelgangers? That's the question William and Jordan set out to answer, you be the judge how close they get ...

Help My Mother Has A Second One

15 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

With William fresh from his latest appointment with the hydrotherapist and Jordan just about recovered from Our Lee's wedding, the boys come together ...

Yachts, Donuts and Replacement Co-Hosts

11 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

William finally hands over his phone for Jordan to snoop through his internet search history, and the boys discuss what names they’d give their (cur...

Help There’s Something In My Sausage Roll

08 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our headline show at the Crossed Wires Festival in Sheffield was so much fun that we just had to share a selection of our favourite moments. Expect Wi...

Dictators, Showbiz Names and Guessing Northerners

04 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After Jordan boldly claimed that he could tell where a notherner was from ‘just by the sound of their sneeze’ William’s putting him to the test!...

Help I Want To Feel Carefree Again

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan's back from holiday and he's got a renewed spring in his step when he returns to the studio. Whilst William declares himself a motorbike conver...

William's Biography, Common List and Pass Ag Communication

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There's a brand new book all about William in the studio, but all isn't as it seems. The boys also create a common or not common list, react to your b...

Help I’m In Love With Diego

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After the highs and moans of last week’s massage, William has an exciting Dixon Dallas update that’s sure to maintain the sensual vibes. Meanwhile...

Moans, Groans and a Couples Massage

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

William’s been under a lot of stress lately, and being the great friend his Jordan’s decided to surprise him with a bit of pampering (for both of ...

Help He Died With An Erection

17 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There’s a lot of firsts in today’s episode. William’s writing his first letter to the Pope and has come up with likely the first ever sexual pun...

Jumpsuits, Mariah, and Communism

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ever wondered what Jordan spends his nights Googling? Never fear, comrades — we have the answers! Meanwhile, William’s getting told off for how he...

Help I've Had A Raunchy Mishap

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

William's back from New York, and he's proudly boasting a rat free visit. Jordan enjoys some high brow dilemmas from the G&Divas, including the intric...

Squatting Painters, Butlin's Board Game and Jordan's Skiddies

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan chat about what happens when a decorator moves into your home, and the essential topic of what to call the telly remote contro...

Help I’m In A New York Travel Tavern

03 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Coming to you live from New York City - it’s William Hanson! But don’t worry, Jordan North is still here - he’s in London. We’re pulling out a...

Hairy Bums, Ben’s Fan Club and Silver Sexters

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Just when you thought the world couldn’t get any madder… someone has floated the idea of starting a fan club for Producer Ben. But the real questi...

Help I Shagged My Pupil’s Dad

27 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After all the excitement over William’s new hat it’s now time for the next phase of his life. His suit era. Not to be outdone, Jordan reveals he’...

Grammar, Secret Words and Old Friends

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys respond to your correspondence involving a stern telling off for William and an update on an old friend of Jordan’s. Plus we hear some of t...

Help I’ve Got A Fuzzy Peach

20 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

William Hanson is very excited to be hard launching his new hat, but will it receive the Jordan North seal of approval? The boys also tackle your dile...

The Ultimate Divorce Playlist, Senior G&Divas and Nature's Stress Balls

16 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

William and Jordan are sharing your suggestions for the ultimate divorce playlist, including some lovely singing from the boys. Jordan has a suggestio...