Weird Families, Gua Sha and Jordan’s Ad Agency
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the opening day of Jordan’s Ad Agency, and the work is already flying in! Can Jordan come u...
Help My Dainty Knickers Are Ruined
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Christmas decorations in the Sexted studio are finally up (much to William’s utter dismay), an...
Tea Bags, Dream Jobs and Love Daddies
28 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Some BIG questions are on the table this week. What’s the most iconic song in musical theatre? How...
Help He’s Slanking In Bed
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William is finally ready to unveil the secret Sexted Christmas card design he’s been working on - ...
Northern Parenting, PAs and Cheese Boards
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan catch up on a brimming inbox and postbag, with some classic Northern parenting qu...
Help My Suitcase Is Vibrating
18 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After William gets a stern telling-off for indulging in a midday martini, Jordan reveals some toilet...
Gentleman, Berlin and JI
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan has made another demand (we think a theme is developing here) and this time it was for some A...
Help It’s A Poo Special
11 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan made a request for more dilemmas involving poo, and what Jordan wants, Jordan gets! Before th...
Nicknames, Spirit Animals and Online Beef
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Nicknames, Spirit Animals and Online BeefWilliam has started an online feud with a prominent TikToke...
Help They’re Doing It In A Tractor
04 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan discovers a nasty surprise in his kitchen, and William strongly considers a reverse glow up i...
The Help I Sexted My Boss Funeral
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are gathered here today to remember and celebrate the life of William and Jordan.Their stars shon...
Help I Can’t Look Her In The Eye
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William is back from New York City and Jordan has a confession about his parents he’d really rathe...
Throuples, Builder Kinks and Locktober
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s another wild one as William and Jordan discuss who would make the perfect Sexted throuple, ge...
Help My Pussy's In The Dark
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan have got a lot to say in this episode. One's ranting about washing machine t...
Strange Turn-Ons, Fanny Hoare and Bottom Badges
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William’s mum has been banned from a very popular online app, and Jordan has a great tip on how to...
Help I Gave Myself A Colonic
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan have lots to debrief on after William’s luxury housewarming soirée with execut...
Disappearing Chocolate, Naughty Rings and See It, Say It, Sexted
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The See It, Say It, Sorted announcer has been in touch with a personal message for William and Jorda...
Help He’s Getting His Wand Out
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time for the wedding of the year debrief - with one diva cutting it very fine on timekeeping....
Sincere Words, Takeaways and Horse Beans
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys test whether William is truly capable of sincerity by making him shower Jordan with complim...
Help She Borrowed My Vibrator
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan’s got a BIG problem that’s hard to SPOT. Thankfully William is nothing but discreet (unli...
William’s Lies, Geordie Trains and Wedding Advice for Producer Ben
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William has been lying to Jordan and is finally ready to confess his sins - but how will Jordan reac...
Help We're Revealing Our Big Secret
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The secret is finally out! Help I Sexted My Boss is heading back on tour in arenas across the UK in ...
Drag Names, Chorizo and Henny Stags
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What would the perfect Drag name for Jordan North be? Does William’s mother have a doppelganger wh...
Help My Mate's Dad Is Thirsty
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William is on cloud nine after the backstage tour of his dreams, while Jordan unveils a new catchphr...
Chopstick Etiquette, Northern Siri and Sexy/Not Sexy
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys hear all about your differing opinions on what is ‘sexy’, and William sets the record s...
Help She Won’t Trim Her Bush
09 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What do Producer Ben’s pants, jacket potatoes and ‘rat sticks’ have in common? They all featur...
Naughty Words, Scents and Sunday Roasts
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wondered what Jordan and William smell like? No, me neither. But one of the G&Divas has opened ...
Help I Don’t Want To Marry Him
02 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s William’s birthday! And Jordan has got William the perfect present, which he bought off som...
Sewers, Muff and Sexted-Themed Trips
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan reveals a very different (and smelly) career path he could have taken, while William discover...
Help He Wants His Chicken Drumstick Back
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William is feeling inspired - but where has this inspiration come from, you ask? A thirst trap. And ...
Kilts, Pickled Eggs and a Wigan Kebab
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan has finally had enough of William’s ridiculous food etiquette videos and has decided to tea...
Help He's Blown Into My Wet Wipe
19 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There's further disagreement in the studio this week as William and Jordan can't agree on whether it...
Travel, Grey Joggers and the Passports Please! Podcast
15 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re joined by our very luxurious (and occasionally budget-conscious) friends, Chelsea and James ...
Help There’s An STD On My Foot
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A late night delivery sends Jordan into full-blown panic, convinced disaster has struck William - wh...
Pints, Typos and Work Mishaps
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You know who should really get into pints? William. You know who thinks that? Jordan. With those ste...
Help They Put My Dinner In a Mortuary
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What’s more likely - Jordan buying a Vespa, or the boys doing a gym session together? Apparently b...
Airport Attire, Joke Review and Ravishing Nuts
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After Ben’s Big Benders terrorised the middle of Tuesday’s episode, it’s time to hear your act...
Help I Can't Find My Person
29 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan has made a discovery that comes as no surprise to no one who has received an email from him i...
Peppers, France and Common or Not
25 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who gets to decide if something is common or not? Well William and Jordan continue to stake their cl...
Nothing Beats a Jet2holiday in Malta!
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William and Producer Ben are back in the studio after their sun‑soaked adventure in Malta, all tha...
Help I’m A Nervous Squirter
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What do thirst posts, a Madonna era, and the Henley Festival all have in common? Jordan’s been in ...
Doppelgangers, Washing Lines and Favourite Cakes
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do William and Jordan have any fictional doppelgangers? That's the question William and Jordan set o...
Help My Mother Has A Second One
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With William fresh from his latest appointment with the hydrotherapist and Jordan just about recover...
Yachts, Donuts and Replacement Co-Hosts
11 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William finally hands over his phone for Jordan to snoop through his internet search history, and th...
Help There’s Something In My Sausage Roll
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Our headline show at the Crossed Wires Festival in Sheffield was so much fun that we just had to sha...
Dictators, Showbiz Names and Guessing Northerners
04 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After Jordan boldly claimed that he could tell where a notherner was from ‘just by the sound of th...
Help I Want To Feel Carefree Again
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan's back from holiday and he's got a renewed spring in his step when he returns to the studio. ...
William's Biography, Common List and Pass Ag Communication
27 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There's a brand new book all about William in the studio, but all isn't as it seems. The boys also c...
Help I’m In Love With Diego
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After the highs and moans of last week’s massage, William has an exciting Dixon Dallas update that...
Moans, Groans and a Couples Massage
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William’s been under a lot of stress lately, and being the great friend his Jordan’s decided to ...
Help He Died With An Erection
17 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a lot of firsts in today’s episode. William’s writing his first letter to the Pope and...
Jumpsuits, Mariah, and Communism
13 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wondered what Jordan spends his nights Googling? Never fear, comrades — we have the answers! ...
Help I've Had A Raunchy Mishap
10 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William's back from New York, and he's proudly boasting a rat free visit. Jordan enjoys some high br...
Squatting Painters, Butlin's Board Game and Jordan's Skiddies
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan chat about what happens when a decorator moves into your home, and the essen...
Help I’m In A New York Travel Tavern
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Coming to you live from New York City - it’s William Hanson! But don’t worry, Jordan North is st...
Hairy Bums, Ben’s Fan Club and Silver Sexters
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Just when you thought the world couldn’t get any madder… someone has floated the idea of startin...
Help I Shagged My Pupil’s Dad
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After all the excitement over William’s new hat it’s now time for the next phase of his life. Hi...
Grammar, Secret Words and Old Friends
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys respond to your correspondence involving a stern telling off for William and an update on a...
Help I’ve Got A Fuzzy Peach
20 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William Hanson is very excited to be hard launching his new hat, but will it receive the Jordan Nort...
The Ultimate Divorce Playlist, Senior G&Divas and Nature's Stress Balls
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William and Jordan are sharing your suggestions for the ultimate divorce playlist, including some lo...
Help They’ve Ruined My Crêpe Suzette
13 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William’s had a week of highs and lows. After being featured in another celeb TikTok he ...
Evita, Air Fryers and Horny Ben
09 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys once again delve into your responses and receive a very Sexted themed jingle for ‘Interna...
Help He Violated My Toothbrush
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
BIG NEWS. William is thinking of getting a hat. Yes, he does have one already. No, the Fedora doesn'...
Ben's Travel Diary, Scrapbooks and Bad Luck
02 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the moment we've all have been waiting for... Producer Ben's travel diaries! Strap in for some ...
Help He’s Growing A Mullet
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan’s rocking a “trendy” new haircut, and it’s safe to say William is not impressed. Last...
Burnley, Viral Twins and Ben Is Dull
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With Burnley back in the Premier League next season, Jordan's keen to celebrate, and somehow William...
Help He Tinkled On My Toes
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William attempts a Jolly Joke of the Week, though some censorship may have taken the edge off. Jorda...
Scrapbooks, Serial Killer Stains and Searching For Davinder
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan’s love for spotless garments is thrown into question when a listener reveals some killer in...
Help I Swallowed A Stranger's Toenail
15 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan’s nursing a hangover this week, but William’s on hand to keep things lively with a hotly ...
Birthdays, Blu-ray’s and Backseat Boinking
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan shares some shocking details about his conception, and in the spirit of definitely not being ...
Help My Poo Ruined Pudding
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There’s some Freaky Friday energy in the studio as William, feeling tender after a martini-fueled ...
Pranks, Priests and Food Swings
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are still reeling from the team’s prank, and are already plotting their revenge. William ...
Help I’m Going To Be A Star
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a big announcement, but only one of the boys is in the spotlight - cue the tension. Jordan...
Stretch Limos, Spice Girls and Split Sandwiches
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William paints a complete picture of his 7th birthday party complete with limos, bowl cuts, and, of ...
Help He’s A Suitcase Shagger
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There’s been a major incident in the studio… William has a stain on his shirt. Trying to distrac...
Sloshed Singing, Gay Goats and A Relationship Review
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sexted has officially reached the ripe old age of seven! The podcast has aged like a fine wine, but ...
Help We're Getting Smashed
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s birthday week! The boys reminisce on the last seven years and celebrate with a drink… or fi...
Security Scuffles, Sistine Shops and Spanish Cock Or Ball
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys take Cock or Ball international with a little help from a Spanish G&Diva. William is gearin...
Help It Squirted In My Eye
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William is fresh off a flight and running on no sleep, while Jordan has been busy slaying as Dorothy...
Mikey’s Mandate, Operatic Offerings and The Dorothy Dupe
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There’s an official statement from Mikey correcting the misinformation spread by the boys in Tuesd...
Help I’m Lady Garden
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh from their road trip to Devon, the boys reflect on the weekend with mixed reviews. One thing t...
Jordan Smith, William Bucket and Ben Lorrywrong
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan’s flashing his fresh pearly whites after having a ‘big thing’ in his mouth. William’s...
Help He Keeps Licking My Toes
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Things heat up in the studio as Jordan reminisces about a romantic teenage fling in Tenerife and rev...
Career Changes, Playlist Problems and Noisy Neighbours
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are gearing up for another road trip, but Jordan has a few musical ground rules before they...
Help I’ve Got A Huge Wadge
18 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William’s Etiquettimology is flush with facts as Jordan discovers the true meaning of his name. In...
Chat Up Lines, Courting Catastrophes and Creamy Endings
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Love is in the air as the boys get their gladrags on (well, one of them does) and dive into their fi...
Help I've Got Clunch On My Halfzip
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan’s battling a “mid-thirties” crisis with a trip back to Burnley, while William’s off t...
Irritating Icks, Immaculate Lavatories, and Impending Izzy
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are dishing out their verdicts on the G&Divas' icks, and who’d have thought it, they’ve...
Help I Witnessed A Muff Drying
04 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William tackles his noisy neighbour problem with a masterfully written passive-aggressive text, whil...
Fancy Gays, Fighting Fines and Ben's Big Load
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Snuggle up because it’s story time featuring a dramatic reading of a very special book about a boy...
Help I Got Pied Off For A Steak Bake
28 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan is back to his northern roots with a star return at Turf Moor, but he’s not the only one in...
Cottaging, Cremations and Car Crashes
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are off on their annual cottaging trip, but before they head out, they’re playing judge a...
Help William’s Got A Hard Out
21 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
William has a sweet and salty surprise for Jordan’s tastebuds in the studio. The boys realise they...
Fierce Feuds, Foreign Foods and The Fister
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys have received a late Fistmas gift - let’s just say it’s a handful. They run through the...
Help We’re Pushing Ben’s Big Button
14 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After what feels like a month of avoiding each other, the boys are finally reunited! Since their las...
Help There’s A Sausage Roll In Santa’s Sack
24 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the Sexted Christmas Special, and the only way to celebrate is with a three-way Secret Santa!...
Festive Fails, Fancy Fa-La-Las, and Christmassy Feels
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan gets misty-eyed over a G&Diva’s Gingerbread House tribute, while William struggles to grasp...
Help I Got Sixty-Blinded
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan relives his Jingle Bell Ball wardrobe drama, while William reveals the latest twist in his so...
Naughty Neighbours, Nuisance Bills and Newspapers
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
William’s got two bones to pick this week as his noisy neighbours are at it again, and a certain n...
Help I’ve Got My Sugar Daddy’s Bear
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a ringing in the studio… one we’ve not heard in a long time - it’s the Christmas Hel...