Help We’re Getting Intimate | And William is Ainsley Harriott?!
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how do people that like asparagus I just
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Hello and welcome to Help I Sex with My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life. Answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas. Like, what should you do when the verger at your school has made a career out of pulling his belt? Or how do you explain a suspicious white stain on your school trousers? And of course, what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss? But we're not your usual agony ants, are we? William Hansen, the UK's leading etiquette expert. No, we're not.
Not Jordan North, Capitol Radio show host. I'm more Mary Poppins. You're more Pub Lockins. That's from David. I like that. That's a good one. Well done, David. Would you now I'd say would you like a drink? Let's just talk about drink-related matters. You are currently um drinking from a mug. Fine. Don't love mugs anyway. Ps particularly don't like that mug. It is a Ellis and John mug. Our sort of podcast rivals.
Oh yeah, that's who they are. I thought it was like a local garage or something. Yeah. They do sound like they work in a local garage garage. When you get you an MLT, don't you? I mean you get a free mug. Well, I'm I'm currently J.
I'm currently I don't think John would want to go near anyone's dipstick, just for the record.
I'm I'm on the Lem Surp, it's not timing. Yeah.
Oh.
Because I had my nephews over dinner at the weekend. Oh my god, stay away from me, you probably the little baby just looked at me, there's only one, just looked at me, paused Bradley. Paused and just went I was like, Oh right, that's where you're gonna be ill next week. And lo and behold, I'm gonna be ill now.
You've got a super
spreader. So I've got a a Lemsip and an Ellison John mug. Well you should get some sexy mugs.
Infect the mug, don't clean it, and when they're in tomorrow, take them down. It's a bit sinister.
Fucking hell.
What can I say? I'm a crime writer now. Oh yeah. Get you. Yeah, thanks very much. Thank you for um resharing that video. That
was very serious of you. I'm commenting to get the uh what's it called? The uh engagement. Engagement going. Thank you. I commented. That's what I do now.
Yes, normally the engagement works when it's a comment from a bigger account, but um I appreciated the uh I'm joking. Uh yes, and I i I c I'm not sure if my publisher's going to allow riveting.
Well that's what I'm all gonna write. Well I think you might have to we are looking for more than one word. Well no, because usually you write something and then they cut it down, so I'm just gonna put riveting. Yeah, but on the back cover we'll have more space. A fatal
forking. Riveting. You could work riveting into it if you put some other words in, yes. A riveting romp of a reed. Please, it's not the
Daily Mail. That sounds good. That sounds like a Jilly Cooper novel, doesn't it? It does,
it's not. There's no sex. There's no sex. Plenty of innuendo when there's no sex. No shacking in it. No. There's illusions. Illusions. What is this? Like the sixties? I dun my market haven't come to me for sex.
Well
He says on help I thanked my box.
Sex sells.
Well, hopefully illusions sell as well. Right, we are going to do a toast to Julie via, or indeed from, her husband Spencer. Would you consider raising a toast on this week's podcast to my wife, Julie Carter, who was recently awarded an MBE in the King's Honours list, member of the Order of the British Empire? Julie received the honour for services to children's education and the performing arts after many years of helping young people build confidence, develop their talents, And access opportunities they might otherwise never have had. To say we're proud would be a spectacular understatement. This month we're off to Windsor Castle for the investiture, which still feels slightly surreal, given William's standing in society.
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