Help That’s Not My Man Porridge | And Spanish Ironing Boards
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What is the episode’s main theme and why is it called “Help That’s Not My Man Porridge”?
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William Hanson. No, we're not Jordan North. I'm more Royal Elite. You're more Uber Eats. That's from Matty in Bolton.
Very good.
Don't don't blame me. I'm just I'm just reading it out. Um, how the dickens are you? Yeah, I'm good. I'm this can I just say this is my idea of absolute heaven working on a bank holiday. I have said for years I can't stand bank holidays. The fact that I am working, the fact we are doing this, where previously you have been all, oh no, give over, people bank holidays nice. Fabulous. Literally, this might be my favourite ever day we've ever done at Sex and we haven't even started the episode.
Famously years ago, and if you go back, we should be able to find it. I we had a massive argument 'cause I you said I hate bank holidays. I do. And now I'm there like now I'm feeling like they can be a bit of a waste of a day, can't they? Mm. Yeah.
Yeah, I've said what I would do if you are on because I get it. Look, I I get it. I'm freelance. I sort of can have holidays whenever I like. I'm very I'm very fortunate. If you are salaried and you've got your twenty X days holiday allowance, what the government should do is legislate that employers have to if you get three forget Christmas and all that. If you get three you've got two in May, one in August, just give employees three extra days of their holiday allowance and they can then take it off. Whenever they want. That's what I do. That's what I mean. Can we have a drink? Stu how does Stuart, you employ people? D would you go for that? Yeah. He says, sure, great. Vote it through. Andy, if you're listening.
Now, last week um you said you never tried Dandelion and Burda. Oh, for God's sake. I knew we don't know Izzy's left his little package. And I'm I'm gonna be honest with you, G and Divas. We're all absolutely hanging out of our I'm fine. So we've got a oh a nice cold of dandelion and burdock in a fish and chip. Oh it's Ben Shores as well. It's whose? Man United. Never knew that. Hi guys. Hello, Ben. Hi Ben. It's Luke Shaw. Luke Shaw. Two pounds seventy five for that. Is how much a tin of geez? How do you wanna do this then? Do you want me to pour it?
Coca Cola. You'll love it. No, I don't like Coca Co No, no, just one glass, because that's gonna do GM.
Well, well you have it in that and I'll have it out of the can because I'm hanging out of my face. Is this alcoholic? No. It's dandelion and burdock. What's burdock? I don't know. Just try it. It's medicinal.
Stinks. Oh, that
takes me back. Oh,
it's fizzy. I mean I can say it's fizzy, but it's really fizzy.
That takes me back to Friday
night.
Chippy T, Mum and Dad going out. You'd have that with fish and chips. Watching WWE. Oh.
Oh, you were watching Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Stop it. Hear me out. Hear me out. I never likrina the Teenage
Witch. I never liked it. I watched all thirteen series and I still didn't like it. I honestly didn't. I found it a bit meh the cat did my head in. It was always on after school and I never liked it.
Well, I'm so glad I've tried that. But can we just stick to the G and D?
Yeah, all right.
We don't even have ice 'cause everyone's
hold down that so you can pull mine in there.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the episode’s main theme and why is it called “Help That’s Not My Man Porridge”?
0:01–5:33
2
What is proper etiquette for filming meals in an upscale restaurant?
5:33–10:48
3
Which colour scheme is classier: minimalist greys or vibrant mixes?
10:48–15:43
4
How do you say “ironing board” in Spanish and why are they hazardous?
15:43–22:06
5
How should you order a martini to avoid getting a dirty version?
22:06–27:29
6
Should the port decanter be passed leftward and when should it stop being refilled?
27:29–33:02
7
What should I do after finding unexpected “man porridge” in a Kleenex?
33:02–39:15
8
How can listeners submit their dilemmas and get advice from the hosts?
39:15–46:05
Speakers
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