Help We’ve Gone Back To School | And William’s Shameful Secret
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What is the premise of the back‑to‑school special and who are the hosts?
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Hello and welcome to Help I Sex with My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern day life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to everyday dilemmas. Like, can you tell a posh blokoff for filming themselves in a restaurant? Or what should you do if what you thought was a shark was actually man porridge? And of course, what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss? But we're not your usual agony ants, are we? William Hansen, the UK's leading etiquette expert.
No, we're not Jordan North, Capital Radio presenter. I'm more A Star Pupil, you're more five star criminal. And that's from Ben. They're getting worse these. Not producer, Ben. But at least if you're going to be a criminal, be a five star criminal. That's true. Um none of you like four star criminal, five star.
Before we do our tolls today, we've got to say me and William are in our uh school uniforms. Yeah. We're dressed as schoolboys, which I don't know, I feel like too It's unusual in the in the late thirty are we in our late thirties now?
Well I definitely now am, yes. You're normally dressed as a school girl. Yeah. So it makes change for you to be school boys. I
I don't know how I feel about it, but yeah, we're doing like a school special because um everyone's back to school this week. Yeah. I wanted to do it last week, but because William's posh and from a posh school, he was saying his school doesn't technically go back to the I looked at my term dates. I looked at my term dates
and my f my alma mater. You were like what?
You were like all the officers' kids at school. They all used to like have ten weeks school holidays start a bit later and and were you messing that up. Sorry. So we're doing like um all things back to school today. As well as the usual bits as well.
Sometimes it's good to go back to back to school, back to basics, regress.
I've I've got the fat tie. That meant you was cool. Did it. Yeah, all year eleven's had this. Fat tie. You know, you had your fat tie and then you took the rest underneath. Were you not told off? Yeah, you're like you'd do it for like the start of the school, you'd walk in with it and then as soon as um as soon as a teacher spotted you, they'd be like, Oi, tie and it had to be down to well, I think it was four or five buttons and God teachers are Surely it
should start where your trousers stop where your trousers start.
Teachers hated where your top buttons were undone as well. You say top button.
Right, well there's yours. Oh gosh, I have made such a
And I've got long sleeves here, but I weren't allowed long sleeves at school. Were you in a short sleeved shirt? Yeah my mum said she she wouldn't buy me long sleeves because said they're hard to wash. So we had to have we had to have long sleeves and I was like one of only year elevens that had long sleeves. Cause lads had them rolled up like this that was cool and all girls thought were fit. So I had short sleeves, like I worked for NASA, you know, in the sixties, where they were all these short sleeves and like pencil ties.
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