The Sexted Exam | And School Rumours
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Sexted starts in just a moment. But before we get into this episode, over on the Luxury Podcast, William's Posha Show with Jonathan Vernon Smith, a photo of a very young William in his school uniform has Jonathan in stitches. He's actually lost for words at this first aid photo William has dug out, and it might bring a tear to your eye from laughing along with the boys. Search for the Luxury Podcast and get the episode on YouTube. Uniforms lined up to play next. I'm Adam. I'm Scott and I'm Ryan. And we are at home with the Thomas Bros.
And every week we get together for conversations we probably shouldn't be having, but we have them anyway.
You can say that again. I mean, we talk about everything about relationships, family, life, and whatever else we've got opinions on that week.
I mean it's honest, it's definitely unfiltered. And sometimes we go completely off the rails. Am I right, lads? You can say that again. Yeah, think of it as
pulling up a chair in our living room. So if that sounds like your kind of podcast, we'd love to have you join us
at home with the Thomas Rose.
Hello and welcome to our Friday episode where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into your week. Random things that have been sent in, extra bits that have been going on, and how our advice went down with you, our wonderful G and Divas. Hello, what are you doing this weekend? Putting a new shower head on. I uh the entire weekend. I've got a shower head that's been there two weeks 'cause my other one's squirted at all different angles. They do need changing. So I've got a new shower head, but it's it's a big job. I've got to get a spanner and stuff for it.
Yes, we want on to otherwise you'll put it on and it'll it
could fall off and knock you on the head. So um I'm gonna I'm determined to do that this weekend. I need to finish my book as well. I've been stuck on a book for a while. Oh yeah. So I've got yeah, I've got to finish that. Which book are you stuck on? It's it's it's a
long one.
Is
that your thousand pager? Yeah. You you were you were you typed that in the WhatsApp group about two weeks ago that you were still reading. I'm nearly finished my thousand pager and it was described as that's a flex.
Yeah. It's but so I'm gonna do that and um I'm gonna go for a run. Gosh. Probably drink lots of beer.
Lovely. Well, that's gorgeous. What about you? Uh just relax, just sort of a bit of deep cleaning, uh, do some laundry. Nothing particularly exciting. Do you know what? We're we're we're we're getting old. But I've if if if you probably go back and listen to the start of Sex Did eight years ago, I was probably still talking about cleaning, so I'd like to say I'm fairly consistent. But I probably still was out from the Weekend before. Yeah. Yeah. So But yeah, just you know, I did a do you know I did a lov I cooked w over the um end of the summer holidays. Very rarely do I do a new recipe. I sort of cook I I stick to my favourites. Chicken bass, green lamchea bake, rapid regu, that sort of thing. I didn't I did a new Ottilangi.
Oh, I did
uh well it's not it's not in that new, it was in simple, and that cookbook's been out for at least eight years. But it was uh Ricotta and Oregano beef meatballs. Oh delicious. I met Ottalengi. It was lovely. Yeah, no nice, but it was a very nice, very easy to do. Do
you know what I will be doing? I can hear his button clicking. Just give us a minute. Um I I'm actually we're going into Guinness season, so I'm probably gonna be having my first Guinness for a few for the first time in six months.
Gosh, well it will alert the press.
Yep, it's it's officially Guinness season for me. I can't have Guinness in summer, so I will probably will be having a Guinness this weekend. A pint of it, yeah. Not a pint of Guinness but months. Ben, what about you, my friend?
Hi guys. Thank you. I'm going on holiday, so
you morning. Another one. Can't say Judith Chalmers. No. Not because not because she's dead, but just 'cause it's not relevant apparently. Not that she wasn't there's no one really that does a holiday
programme
like they used to be.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–10:37
2
What is the premise of the Year 6 “Sexted Exam” challenge?
10:37–15:50
3
How do Jordan and William answer the first biology question about zygotes?
15:50–18:38
4
What is the erosion question and how do the hosts spell it?
18:38–21:57
5
How do the contestants tackle the grammar question on adjectives vs. adverbs?
21:57–24:50
6
What is the planet‑ordering question about Uranus and how do they work it out?
24:50–36:05
Speakers
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