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What is the premise of the new “Help I Sexted My Boss” episode with Ben Cam?
Hello and welcome to Help I Sexted My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to everyday dilemmas. I say dilemmas. You did. Dilemmas, dilemmas, either way. Like, what should you do when your partner likes to tuck their shirt into their underwear? Or how do you brag about your MBE if you can't put it on your Instagram bio? And what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss? But we're not your usual agony at Zoe, William Hansen, the UK's lead netiquette expert.
No, we're not Jordan Norr's Capital Breakfast Show host. I'm Moore Count of Monte Cristo. You're more Ah Bisto. Oh very good. That's from Ben. Don't do it like that. It's ah Bistow. Whatever. Bista. Bist bistow. Bistow. It's definitely bestow. There's an O on there, not an A.
Did you have Bistow in your house growing up?
I don't know actually what my mother did for gravy, I'm fairly sure it wasn't Visto. So you never had it? No, I don't think so. Would you like a drink? Yes you pass your glass over. Thank you.
Your eyes. Yeah, all good. Yeah. Yes, yeah. Have you been to see that French rug that everyone's quitting on about? I'm sorry. That French rug. The
Bayer Tapestry. Yeah. It's not a French rug.
But everyone's growing at the end. It's not really a
rug either.
Everyone's gro I bet you've been, haven't you?
Hi guys. Hi Ben. Some friends went. I s I remember seeing it in France years ago on a school trip. So I've seen it. So you've been to see it. What is it? The Bayas Tapestry. The Bayot Tapestry.
Perfect perfect pronunciation there from Jordan.
It's the uh it's it's it's it's the French sold it, didn't they? The what? Did they say we didn't do it instead of? Is it
ours now? No, it's a loan. No, it's a loan. Oh right. What do you mean? It'll soon be ours. So who owns it? Us or the French? I think the French do. And then they're loaning it to the British. So and
it was and it was made In like it's how many years did it take to make?
I'll Google it. Google it. Well, it's before three D printing. Let's put it that way. So it probably took a while.
Well bearing in mind it's the French, so it would have taken ages.
Okay. It's nearly seventy meters long. Yeah. Depicting the events leading up to the Norman conquest of England in ten sixty six and the battle of Hastings. Well done you. Dan Snow's here. Yes, it's it's on a historic loan from France, publicly displayed at the British Museum in London.
London.
It was a few years to a decade is what experts did in the estimate. So most likely between ten sixty six and ten seventy seven, so kind of six seven.
See with a French ribe, it would've it would have took us two years then at least double. Yes. I don't know what it's like. Now
if I know Yeah,
I am not sewing today. It is hot outside I will not sew.
What do you think? We
worked four and a half hours yesterday. What do you think? I have a machine.
What do you think would be on a s the Sexted tapestry? Oh. Uh if that if that one depicts the Battle of Hastings, like what are the momentous moments of Sextid? Campman. Too fair I've shot Jordan in the eye before.
Shaw That is so funny. I'm not laughing, but that is really clever. 'Cause didn't he get shot in the eye with your bone arrow?
Yes, and it's depicted in the bed. That's true. Thank you very much. So
much so that it's so funny I can't laugh. I'm not being sarcastic. That is That's very, very good. Thanks. That's a Hollywood handshake for me.
Oh, lovely. Uh right. Well, well, before we get onto the toast, uh, you know, Ben's been chatting away to us. Obviously, he's not been envisioned, but we will hold that thought because we've got something. That's one of that's the least exciting announcement, but we'll do the toast first. This week's toast goes to John and Julie, who are getting married in Blessington, near Dublin, this weekend. That's a nice town.
Is that just it?
What?
Just that. There's more. Some of your toasts have been like longer than the dilemmas of late.
Longer than the bare tapestry. Yeah. Um no, well there are a few more sentences.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the premise of the new “Help I Sexted My Boss” episode with Ben Cam?
0:06–6:46
2
How do the hosts announce the upcoming toast and special announcements for the month?
6:46–13:43
3
What etiquette advice is given for resigning from a job when you’re close to your manager?
13:43–28:48
4
How should you politely ask family members not to vape inside your home?
28:48–36:54
5
What are the key points for pitching a locked‑cage kink to a partner without sounding aggressive?
36:54–44:10
6
What etiquette tips does William share about handling e‑earrings and their historical meanings?
44:10–48:34
7
How do the hosts wrap up the episode and promote the new Patreon bonus content?
48:34–50:10
8
What final thoughts do the hosts leave listeners with before signing off?
50:10–50:24
Speakers
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