Help I Sexted Toni And Ryan! | With Titanic Reenactments
episodePreviously titled “Help I Sexted Toni & Ryan! | With Titanic Reenactments ” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026
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Who are the special guests and what brings them to the Sexted studio?
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Hello and welcome to Help High Sex and My Boss with Tony and Ryan all the way from Australia. Very special guests that we're going to get into pretty soon.
What a crossover.
This is a podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering 21st century questions and finding solutions to everyday dilemmas. What is Tony and Ryan all about, please, guys, for our wonderful G&D-vers?
Well, we actually started as a demo for Tony to get a radio job. So I just said I would like pretend to be her co-host. Okay. So we could send the MP3 out and we just put the demo on TikTok. People said, where's the podcast? We're like, should we make a podcast? So we did. Luckily, Tony hasn't got a radio job yet. And in terms of what's the show about, it's really just whatever you would do on your morning show. Yeah. And us trying to make Tony look good to maybe work with you one day.
Yeah. Yeah, I'd love a job. So do you do your podcast every day then? We do, yeah, so daily episodes. And we just talk shit pretty much.
Day-to-day life I feel like we talk about.
Would you like to do this? We met in radio as well, didn't we? We did, yes. Back then Jordan worked on, well, you weren't even working, you were on work experience for the BBC.
Oh.
And I was booked as a guest to talk about something upmarket. And Jordan was there to sort of chaperone me into the studio. And he made me laugh. I made him laugh. And look at us now. It was beautiful. 14 years ago.
And the old people bringing us up.
Isn't that lovely? Yes, exactly. But I don't think we could do this every day. I couldn't work on the radio. I could. Could you? Yeah. Yeah. How would you do it every day? How long is each episode roughly? Like 30 to 40 minutes. Yeah.
Once you've done a breakfast show like you have, like this is easy. Yeah. We pretend it's hard but it's like, you know.
But it's also fun because we love each other, et cetera.
Yeah. Also, I think that's the pin-up story because everyone goes to do work experience and goes, what if I just met someone and it works out and it goes forever and you guys are doing that, which is crazy. So everyone who now does work experience anyway is expecting to find their William. Yeah.
Oh.
Just like I found my Tony.
You found your Tony. Did you two know each other before?
No. Not really. How did you meet? We worked at the same station. Tony was the audio producer. I just got a job there and we just met. And what were your first impressions of each other?
Well, I met Ryan and he was like, how are you going? And I was like, oh, I'm okay, but I've got a huge pimple on my pussy right now.
Yeah, because we had to pile into the back of this small car.
It was in the back of a Volkswagen Golf.
Why had you brought your cat to work?
She comes everywhere. And doesn't she? And we got into the back of this Volkswagen Golf and I moved my leg over and it popped. And I was like, you guys, oh my God. The pussy pimples popped.
In the back of the Volkswagen Golf. And I'm like, what? And she goes, yeah.
It's over.
It's like being in Carry On Home and Away. It was after a breakfast show, then we went to the pub to have a drink at like 10.30 in the morning and we left at 11pm. Yeah. Really late.
Jugs and jugs of sangria.
Well, talking of alcohol, because I certainly need a drink after listening to that, we are going to- If you need to have a drink after that, by the end of this episode, we might need to wheel you out. Okay, fine.
You're going to be dead.
Aspiration. Have you ever tried a gin and taboné?
No, I haven't.
You've presumably tried gin. Yes. Have you tried Dubonnet on its own?
No, I don't know what Dubonnet is.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Who are the special guests and what brings them to the Sexted studio?
0:02–6:24
2
How did Tony and Ryan start their podcast and what’s their back‑story?
6:24–11:40
3
What’s the story behind the Dubonnet cocktail they’re drinking?
11:40–16:18
4
Why do William and Jordan talk about salary transparency and sharing earnings?
16:18–21:38
5
How are they recreating the iconic Titanic scene in the studio?
21:38–27:25
6
What’s the proper etiquette when a partner’s hands aren’t clean after cooking spicy food?
27:25–33:21
7
What are the “normal or nah” listener dilemmas and how do they decide?
33:21–40:13
8
How do they close the episode with jokes, farewells, and next‑episode teasers?
40:13–46:06
Speakers
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