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I'm Grand Mam

Ep 249 - Pink Has Pipes

21 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What are the hosts' thoughts on the new video element of the podcast?

0.875 - 2.357 PJ Kirby

Exciting news, Gillies.

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2.497 - 6.101 Kevin Twomey

We are bringing our show, Happy Campers, to the Southern Hemisphere.

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6.201 - 12.007 PJ Kirby

Get ready, babes, because we're going to Auckland, Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, and parts.

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12.027 - 15.03 Kevin Twomey

I'm so excited for a bit of sun in November and December.

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15.09 - 16.732 PJ Kirby

Don't worry, babe. I packed the Factor 50.

16.832 - 22.838 Kevin Twomey

Fabulous. Also, if there's any cute tour guides who want to show me around, I'll be looking for someone to do so.

23.179 - 36.832 PJ Kirby

If you were there last year, you know it's not just a show. It's an extravaganza. It's an experience, isn't it? Make sure to grab your tickets via the link in the episode description. Someone from the north side is not going to give you a cold meal, girls.

37.052 - 50.664 Kevin Twomey

No. No, it's going to be scalding hot. It needs to be. And that's one thing I've learned as I've gotten older. I'm more like my mother because when I go out for a meal in a restaurant and when someone asks me, oh, how was the food? Was it nice? I will comment on the temperature.

50.684 - 54.847 PJ Kirby

Yeah, you want like third degree burns in the esophagus. Well, my mom does anyway.

Chapter 2: How do intergenerational relationships impact the LGBTQ+ community?

267.684 - 272.551 PJ Kirby

It's all coming back to me now. It's all coming back. It's all coming back to me now.

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272.571 - 287.851 Kevin Twomey

I would say the only time I feel like I'm proper taking in the visual medium is when we're doing the Alexa bop. Oh, and you need to dance. I feel like I have to play it out. Girl, I don't need your help.

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288.532 - 289.594 PJ Kirby

Oh, be nice to her.

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289.634 - 294.823 Kevin Twomey

I was something without you and I'll be something without you when you're gone. Babe. Don't worry about her.

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294.843 - 297.087 PJ Kirby

When she grows legs and has arms, she's going to stab the fuck out of you.

297.107 - 299.711 Kevin Twomey

No, because I'm actually raging at her because she never woke me up this morning.

300.172 - 316.606 PJ Kirby

Oh yeah, you have a lovely lion. You love your lions. There's one thing I would say about Kevin. He loves his lions. Like I'd be tearing, even on tour, I'm tearing you out of the bed. Like when we're doing emails, I always just make sure if someone's emailing me before noon-ish, I'd go, Kevin's still probably asleep.

316.787 - 333.198 Kevin Twomey

I would say you could do with getting more sleep. You look wrecked. No, this morning, and I think it's because I've started doing the nasal tape in the mouth tape, so. My bedtime routine is kind of upset.

333.479 - 338.428 PJ Kirby

Yeah, but I don't know why you were taking offense when I said, oh, your body probably needed that.

Chapter 3: How has Pink influenced the hosts' views on performance and vocal talent?

407.733 - 434.835 Kevin Twomey

Oh my God. It's time for that moment in the podcast you love best. It's PJ's Physical Challenge. okay give me a warrior i think my warrior three is okay okay but like you you can't just get into it from that like go we'll do a down dog first sorry lift the leg whatever right yes come up halfway lift halfway lift i wasn't expecting all this i was just saying you just needed to warrior three

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437.347 - 439.192 Kevin Twomey

Think about that neck alignment.

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439.353 - 440.316 PJ Kirby

Is it this one?

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440.476 - 443.445 Kevin Twomey

What's that called? Half moon, isn't it?

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443.525 - 444.99 PJ Kirby

And then you can grab the leg, but I can't.

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But girl, you were there. Now I will say, my warrior three eats down.

452.23 - 454.695 PJ Kirby

Now it's time for Kevin to try and show me up challenge.

455.096 - 460.729 Kevin Twomey

Now I'm in a croc girls, but let me just put, we'll just say that the right leg is supporting.

460.969 - 461.43 PJ Kirby

Okay.

Chapter 4: What heartwarming stories do listeners share about intergenerational friendships?

785.731 - 799.572 Kevin Twomey

Yeah. But I want to like the people who are at it, but I don't want to like them enough that I'll stay out drinking wine with them. I know what you mean. I want to be able to wrap it up when it's done. Or I'd like maybe for the person to be like, right, we've had enough. Will we bounce?

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799.552 - 814.847 PJ Kirby

Yeah, but, like, I just don't... Like, I wouldn't, like... I think I'd get a bit bored on day three if it was, like, three yoga classes, you get a lovely, like, hummus lunch or whatever, and then you go back to your room. Like, I need Child's Pose AM, Shabbily PM.

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815.509 - 831.217 Kevin Twomey

But, like... What about if they were like, oh, and this evening we're going to do... Sound bath. Sound bath. That's what I mean. Or if they're like, oh, this evening we're going to... I don't know. We have this local... Tantric workshop. Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. And then I was like, should I look at gay yoga retreats?

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831.237 - 837.448 PJ Kirby

But then that is not just... They're all hopping off each other. They're just hopping off each other. If that's what you're going for, yeah. But if you're going there for like.

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837.468 - 854.82 Kevin Twomey

I'm going to disconnect. I'm actually going there to get away from that. But then if I was at a regular one. Yeah. And then what if I was like, from all the yoga, I was getting a bit horny. And then like I'm on Grindr and trying to meet up with someone in the evening. And I like. Whereas, yeah. And if I'm somewhere in the mountains or something. Why don't you go and buy one?

855.745 - 858.65 Kevin Twomey

They want a bisexual one, a bisexual yoga retreat.

858.831 - 866.104 PJ Kirby

Yeah, this is a bit of a mix, you know, because you want the best of both worlds, because then maybe a few lads who you can hook up with if you wanted to.

866.385 - 885.45 Kevin Twomey

Yeah, but then what if I'm in there and then there's like a lot of them are like shared dormitories. Okay, but if they're like snoring and stuff, I'm like a. You know, I just want, whatever I do, if I'm paying good money for it, I want to be at peace. And then I've like, some people like sending me ones and they're like, I'm doing this. I'm like, you just want to spend the week with me.

886.011 - 901.507 Kevin Twomey

I'm not, I can't do that one now because you have to tell me you're doing this. Okay. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Now I will say what's been helping my sleep. I've been doing the mouth tape. That's why I think I didn't wake up this morning because I've been doing the mouth tape and the nasal. You've been doing that for weeks? Strip. Yeah, and I've been having the deepest sleep.

Chapter 5: What challenges do the hosts face when adapting to new technology?

1051.514 - 1074.28 Kevin Twomey

It's a Charlotte's Web documentary. What's the plot of Charlotte's Web? Heartwarming tale of friendship and the cycle of life. I'm going to cry. Follows Wilbur at Piglet. Saved from slaughter by a young girl named Fern. Played by Dakota Fanning. Oh, I can't. And his devoted friend, Charlotte, a wise barn spider who uses her web to save his life. Like, should they be showing this to kids?

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The story begins with Fern passionately persuading her father not to kill the runt pig of the new litter. She names him Wilbur. She raises him as a pet. Lonely and shunned by the other barn animals, Wilbur befriends a clever, hairy barn spider named Charlotte who lives in the rafters above his pen.

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Their peace is shattered when the sheep reveal that the Zuckermans plan to slaughter Wilbur for Christmas dinner.

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1094.418 - 1094.858 PJ Kirby

Oh, I remember that.

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1094.898 - 1095.559 Kevin Twomey

Yes.

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terrified Wilbur begs for help Charlotte promises to save him oh and doesn't she get wrecked from writing all the messages and she dies she'd be falling asleep yeah girl isn't that the thing it's like sometimes girls you can't pour from an empty cup save yourself yeah you can't with a terrified now I'm getting I'm gripped terrified Wilbur begs for help Charlotte promises to save him and devises an ingenious plan with the help of Templeton a selfish but useful rat oh my god do you remember that fucking rat yeah

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who retrieves torn scraps of paper from the local dump. Charlotte weaves words into her web, praising Wilbur such as, some pig, terrific and radiant. The messages cause a sensation, attracting people from miles around who believe a miracle has occurred, but Wilbur has become so famous and seemingly divine, the Zuckermans enter him in the county fair.

1143.593 - 1154.538 Kevin Twomey

At the fair, Charlotte weaves her final word, humble. And then she dies. And manages to lay her egg sack containing 514 spiderlings before collapsing from exhaustion.

1156.14 - 1163.97 PJ Kirby

She's just a mother. She was just a mother. They give, they give, they give. It's kind of what I'm grandmum's about.

Chapter 6: How do the hosts navigate personal relationships and mental health?

1561.024 - 1564.588 Kevin Twomey

Okay. That's hot. Yeah. Young hearts run free, girls.

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1564.628 - 1585.675 PJ Kirby

Young hearts, they do run free. Tell that to Wilbur the pig. Oh. No, we need to actually take... Too soon, babe. We need to get away from it. If you think about it, talking about Charlotte's web in the intro is kind of apt for this because I presume Charlotte's an elderly... Yes! When we do that sometimes I get shivers down my spine. So we're talking today about intergenerational relationships.

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1585.775 - 1587.198 PJ Kirby

Trauma!

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1587.639 - 1588.3 Kevin Twomey

No, I'm joking.

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1588.541 - 1593.462 PJ Kirby

Relationships. And it's inspired by, I don't know if anyone's watching Hacks. one of the greatest shows at the moment, I think.

1593.482 - 1596.967 Kevin Twomey

Yeah, one of the best comedies to be written in... So well written.

1596.987 - 1602.434 PJ Kirby

And it stars, basically, it's Jean Smart, who plays Deborah Vance.

1602.514 - 1607.2 Kevin Twomey

Now, I've come to call Jean Smart Deborah Vance.

1607.22 - 1608.201 PJ Kirby

Deborah Vance, me too.

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