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Oh my God. She is back. patriots, gay-triots, and they-triots. Caw, caw, caw. All right, listen up. In Trump's America, it's important, you know, on our other podcast, IHIP News, we talk about all of the insanity that's going on. But on this podcast, I've had it. It's a time to laugh and be cynical and be a staple and asshole island.
Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with is my iPhone. And not just because I hate Tim Cook right now. But because I hit Do Not Disturb and it has in the Focus app, it schedules when you want to be on Do Not Disturb. So I've scheduled it from 9 p.m. to 7 a.m. It never comes on, not once. I've turned it off. I've turned it on. I've had Kylie double check.
I've gone and scheduled personal. And I still am getting flashes in the middle of the night when, like, news stories hit or notifications. And I've had it. And this has been going on for weeks. I've done everything I know to do. I would normally say it's me, the operator, I'm the problem. But I had Kylie look, and she couldn't figure it out either.
Okay, here's what we're going to do with this story. We're going to change. We're going to move the goalpost here in a little bit, just a bit, and say this started on January 20th.
That's exactly when it started.
It started on January 20th. And Apple has gone to hell in a handbasket. And this is what happens in Trump's America. Meemaw, who is already technologically deficient, to say the least. And then you've got an entire oligarchical despot hijacking your phone and waking you up in the middle of the night with these ridiculous news stories.
I am so sorry because we all know at your advanced age how important your sleep is for you.
I need all the beauty sleep I can get because we're going straight down. I mean, gravity has spoken and I need all the help I can get. And I don't know what to do. I mean, it's not like I'm going to get an Android, but I'm mad about it. It just irritates the shit out of me.
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