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Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, Gatriots, Thatriots. Welcome to the rebellion. We will not pre-surrender. We have a bird. We have a Siberian husky or two. Two. Pumps, what have you had it with?
Okay, what I've had it with is places that only take cash. At the end of 2020-24, are you fucking kidding me? I never have cash. So I go in this restaurant downtown. I mean, it's a dump, okay? It's a dump truck. I fucking love it. It's heart attack on a plate food. Hadn't had it in years. And I thought, I'm just going to bounce in there and get me a hot dog.
So I go in, I am like so fired up about it. You going to get a hot dog? Going to get a hot dog. It's this little tiny wiener. I mean, it's boiling in water. They pull it out. I'm super excited about it. I get up there and she's like, I mean, I think it was like $3. I didn't have $3. I have no cash. I didn't get my hot dog. So I'm like, everybody needs to be completely 100%.
You take both or you take card for sure. It just feels like antiquated. And this place, to be fair, is antiquated. No teeny weeny for pumps. I did not get the only teeny weeny that I enjoy. I had to leave. She was like, well, there's an ATM around the corner. And by then I'm just fucking furious. I'm just like, this is a prick tease. I'm mad. I'm not coming back. Will you ever go back?
Well, of course I will because I love these hot dogs. But I will make sure I go to the ATM first. I just was like, that is criminal to have a cash-only place these days.
It's frustrating. It is. It's so frustrating. I got frustrated the other day that somebody didn't take Apple Pay because I had my purse in the car, locked everything in there, and I just wanted to run in, and I just brought my phone only. They don't take Apple Pay. So the cash thing is just so – beyond comprehension nonetheless. All right, let me tell you what I've had it with.
I've had it with the notion that a lot of people have that if we speak about something to our lives that is petty, frivolous, first world, that the response can always be you ladies need to go live in a third world country to get some perspective.
Or there are people starving in Africa that you're not allowed to have any suffering that is personal to your life because there is greater suffering out in the world. It drives me insane. And we don't talk about this a lot, We have a book coming out where we tell it. We have suffered. We've been broke. We've been through all of that shit. We're not in that era anymore.
We're in the petty grievance era. And maybe not all of our grievances are entirely relatable. But here's the thing, this is not a serious podcast. This is for fun. And I just can't take that there are people out there that monitor, like they're just like the hall monitors of the internet.
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