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I've Had It

United States of Stupid

13 May 2025

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ChatGPT absolutely torches Jen and Pumps with a five star roast.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.Thank you to our sponsors:This episode is brought to you by Booking.com: Find exactly what you’re booking for on Booking.com, Booking.YEAH!Shady Rays: Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code Hadit for 35% off polarized sunglasses.Spot & Tango: Upgrade your pets bowl with Spot and Tango Unkibble! For a limited time, go to https://mSpotandTango.com/HADIT and use code HADIT to get fifty percent off your first order.ASPCA Pet Insurance: To explore coverage, visit https://www.aspcapetinsurance.com/HADIT. The ASPCA® is not an insurer and is not engaged in the business of insurance.Homes.com: When it comes to finding a home - not just a house - we have everything you need to know, all in one place. https://homes.com. We’ve done your home work.Follow Us:I've Had It Podcast: @IvehaditpodcastJennifer Welch: @mizzwelchAngie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumpsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0.249 - 37.399 Jennifer Welch

Booking.com. Booking. Yeah. So are we supposed to start the podcast?

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38.881 - 40.183 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

Ready? One, two, three.

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40.844 - 68.196 Jennifer Welch

Patriots, gay-triots, black-triots. I mean, there you have it. Welcome to America's Top DEI podcast, broadcasting knee-deep into Trumpist America. And we're not going to stop. Nope. Because we still have the First Amendment for now. For now. For now, we have it. But a bunch of MAGA people that like to dry hump the American flag want a dictator. Yeah, they do. They like it.

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68.436 - 69.957 Jennifer Welch

They like an orange-faced dictator.

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70.518 - 75.201 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

Who's just so not smart. Just everything about him is wrong. And they like it.

75.982 - 102.731 Jennifer Welch

That's the, you know, a crazy person that wears orange makeup that runs around talking about Hannibal Lecter in isolation. I understand that. I totally get a singular crazy person. I even get that singular crazy person have three or four crazy friends. I even get that. The 70 whatever million that voted for him, that's the part where I am just like, Jesus fucking Christ.

102.831 - 114.953 Jennifer Welch

And you want to get rid of the Department of Education. Right. This is the time to triple and quadruple that amount of spending because we clearly have a stupid problem in the United States of America.

115.173 - 139.676 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

Right. Oh, absolutely. And, you know, our state, we've got Ten Commandments. We've got the Trump Bible. I mean, it just... It is unbelievable to me that every single day, I don't think the Trump administration could get any more vile. And it continues to do it every day. I'm surprised. All right, Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with? I was at a movie this weekend.

140.297 - 165.366 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

Halfway through the movie, a fucking baby started crying. And I'm like, I've had it with people bringing their babies into the movie theater. I've had them with kids under five and public at large. But specifically, this is a PSA. Do not take your baby to a movie. That is stupid. If you don't have a babysitter, then wait for it to come out on video.

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