Elizabeth Day Leaves Joe Marler Speechless!
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Well, congratulations. You did it.
What for? The big one. Big, what, it's a Pepsi Max? No. You ever been on the Pepsi Max? What's a Pepsi Max? First time I used a C-bomb. Pepsi Max, the big one. The big one? Well, you brought it up.
Yeah, I'm talking about a big achievement, but what are you talking about?
The big one, the Pepsi Max at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. Don't know what that is. What? Never been to Blackpool. Me and you are going out on the town, and the town being Blackpool Pleasure Beach. Really? Yeah, I'll even ride you on a donkey.
So you go to this massive ride, you go on it, and then what happens?
You get off it.
Yeah.
That's how rides work.
Yeah, no, no, no. God forbid. It was crazy. God forbid I indulge your anecdote that you brought up. What? First time I ever said the C-bomb was on the Pepsi Max. Oh, tell me about it. Well, I went on it and then I said the C-bomb then. It's like trying to have a fucking like... Conversation with the caricature of a teenager is ridiculous. You brought it up. I'm saying well done on the big one. You brought it up. I'm saying it's about something else. The big one, the big achievement.
What did you bring up?
You are not now Joe Marla. You're a BAFTA award-winning Joe Marla.
I'm not a BAFTA award-winning Joe Marla.
No, you're a BAFTA award-winning Joe Marla. Celebrity Traitors won a BAFTA this week. Yeah, well done them. Yeah, well done you, mate. It wasn't me. You fucking were. You were in it more than anyone else. I wasn't, yeah. You were in it loads. We're only doing this because you were in it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but it wasn't me, was it? Who was it then? The people that make it. I think congratulations anyway. And thank God it won the BAFTA because that sort of gives us a little bit more legitimacy for doing this as well, doesn't it?
Jake, it is a big week for you, isn't it, though? Final week of what?
Final week of Saturday Night Live UK.
SNL UK.
Yeah, I've been there every Saturday.
I've fucking loved watching you on that, mate.
Oh, thank you, mate. I've loved doing it. But nothing brings me more joy than spending time with you, brother.
Is that true? Because I was actually at Television Centre the other day, wasn't I? And I texted you to see if you were about. And it took you seven or eight hours to get back to me saying, yeah, I'm here, brother.
Where are you at? It's funny that you say that, isn't it? Because I remember actually asking you if you wanted to do something with me a while ago. And I texted you, are you free on this date in June? And you never got back. So what's worse, seven hours before you get back to a friend or never getting back to a friend? Let's put it to our lovely team. Guys, give me a cheer if you think it's worse to take seven hours to respond to a text. Give me a cheer if you think it's worse just to never respond to a text. Fuck it, they're not fucking cheering for anything. Do you know what? New category, give me a cheer if you work on the show but don't engage in any sort of vocalized referendums. Woo! Yeah, I think that's the worst one.
What the bloody hell's going on over here? Yes.
Yes.
I think they're more interested to know who we've actually got. What did you say? I said I do love you though, brother. In what way? I just feel like I've really, it's been a very special thing to do this, but also make probably one of my closest friends in the world in you. Yeah, no one was ready for that, were they? You're right with that? Can you handle that? You can't? You can't handle that? No. All right. Well, take it. Do what you can with it. I think it's okay to tell someone what you want from them and what I want from you is, I don't know, a little bit of affection, but that's okay. And on that note, I suppose, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't come to this side of the office very often.
Wow. Oh, wow. Wow, do you know what, while I've got you here, on the subject of asking people what you want from them, We'd actually like you, the viewer and listener, to do something as well for us. And I think it's okay to ask for what you want. We want you to help us grow this show by liking, by subscribing.
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