Episode 620: The Miseducation of Ed Larson - JFK & Government Conspiracies
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Who are the hosts and guest on this episode?
There's no place to escape to. This is the Lost Podcast. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started. Who's that?
What is the slider conspiracy theory and its humorous introduction?
All right, my boys, my dirty boys. Man, I miss sliders.
The show? No. I missed that show, too. That was great.
Henry and I had a bunch of great sliders in Detroit, and we missed those sliders. What I don't understand is why are there not more slider-based restaurants? We talked about this the whole time while we were eating those sliders. I feel like sliders are being left behind. I feel like that should be a new... Because we had, obviously, fancy hot dogs. Then we had donuts. Then there was Korean tacos. Sliders had their moment. When? When? Oh, and I would say like 2009 to 2015. When was the great slider revolution? You didn't have any money. Yeah, we were poor. Yeah. But sliders are for the people. Yeah, I know. When I worked at a restaurant, I had a bunch of different sliders I would sell at the poorhouse. That's different. You, though, literally, you're the only man I know who was a chef that was at the very forefront of slider technology, and you were doing sliders all the time. I remember when you brought sliders to the poorhouse.
All kinds of different sliders. But you're the only place where I saw a lot of sliders. I had a curry chicken slider that was fucking awesome. I had apple slices on that bitch. But we went to Green Dot Stables in Detroit and they had the fucking fish fry slider. It was real good. They had fried bologna slider that was really good. The fried bologna slider was really good. That's what we need back. It's like, why are the sliders everywhere? Are you saying it's a conspiracy? I think it's a government conspiracy. It's a government conspiracy.
Welcome to the last podcast on the left, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Marcus Parks. I'm here with the skeptical Henry Zebrowski, skeptical as to why these sliders aren't all over the place at all times. Who benefits? Quibono.
I tell you who benefits. The Mexican restaurants. They got the tacos. They got the tacos. They don't know tacos and sliders are ass to ass. And they know that they are fighting for oxygen together. And they just want to shut it down. They want to shut the slider economy down. Because they know it's outside of the Fort Knox system. I think tiny tacos should be on the rise. I hate tiny tacos. Whoa. Love big tacos. So hold on. You like tiny burgers. Yes. But you don't like tiny tacos. Correct. This is a you problem.
No, it's not. No, it's not. There are many like me.
I am not the only one like me. That's the only thing I have learned. Do you wish that spaghetti was just one big piece? Yes. I would. As if you would not eat an entire loaf of just pasta dough. I would. You wouldn't.
It's called a lasagna, ladies and gentlemen. And with me, of course, with both of us is Ed Larson. Ed, do you think the slider conspiracy is related to the Federal Reserve?
What is the main premise of Ed Larson's 'Asked Questions' segment?
No, I think if it's related to anybody, it's Big Pharma. Okay. All right.
Big Pharma. All right. That's good. I would think Big Pharma would be down with the sliders because that would increase diabetes and heart disease and such.
Yes. Well, I know that, oh my God, there's a place called Rock House Sliders. Yeah, you just have to look harder.
We live in one of the biggest cities in America. You're going to be able to find sliders. No, this is Australian.
This is fucking Australian. Sliders?
What are the origins and family background of JFK discussed here?
Yeah, sliders. Sliders. Sliders.
No. What the fucking shit?
This is fucking, they're ahead of us.
We're moving.
We're going.
I'm bombing Australia. No, Bob.
There's only people doing what you want. No, because they did it first and I won't. No one can have them. I can't.
Today. We're here talking about conspiracies. Of course, on our update show, we started a little segment, or actually it was more of a theme, of Ed Larson Asked Questions.
Yes. Yeah, no, it's basically, I mean, I know a lot of this stuff where I have like my own thought on it, especially today, because we're going to... center on government conspiracy. There are other episodes just like this coming out down the road about serial killers and stuff like that, which we have already recorded. But this one is about government conspiracies.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Who are the hosts and guest on this episode?
0:01–0:13
2
What is the slider conspiracy theory and its humorous introduction?
0:13–2:56
3
What is the main premise of Ed Larson's 'Asked Questions' segment?
2:56–3:23
4
What are the origins and family background of JFK discussed here?
3:23–6:22
5
What is the theory about the Secret Service's role in JFK's assassination?
6:22–10:11
6
What are the motives and possible conspirators behind JFK's assassination?
10:11–14:42
7
What does the podcast say about Lee Harvey Oswald's involvement and capabilities?
14:42–22:58
8
How does Jack Ruby fit into the JFK conspiracy theories and MKUltra?
22:58–1:08:23