Episode 682: Clifford Olson Part I - The Uncle Game

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What is the episode’s overall focus on Clifford Olson’s early life?

Eddie Pepitone 0:01
There's no place to escape to this is the last on the left.
Corey (Parks) 0:09
That's when the cannibalism started.
Henry Zebrowski 0:18
We ready? We're going? Oh finally, finally back in Canada. Oh Where kids are killed every day. They are. That's really great. I really didn't know those lyrics until just then. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Corey (Parks) 0:38
yeah, yeah.
Henry Zebrowski 0:39
No, I love this series because we're back at talking about Canadian police. Yep. And how they're just all over it.
Unknown 0:48
Oh, yeah, man. Canadian police. They're
Henry Zebrowski 0:50
just all fucking over it.
Eddie Pepitone 0:52
They spent a little less time picking out crazy hats. Yeah.
Corey (Parks) 0:59
God Things are all right.
Marcus Parks 1:04
Oh man, if you guys thought that the Canadian police work in the Robert Picton series was, you know, dirty hairy level, top notch, you're talking like this is Reacher level. This is
Henry Zebrowski 1:15
Reacher. Yeah, Jack Reacher's on it. Old Jack Reacher. Oh yeah.
Marcus Parks 1:22
Welcome to the last podcast on the left, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Marcus Parks. I'm here with the Canuck, Henry Zabrowski.
Henry Zebrowski 1:30
Yeah, what you're gonna wanna do there is that you're listening, you're a podcast C, but what you're gonna wanna do is you're gonna wanna get a job. You're gonna wanna get out there and you're gonna wanna marry the first girl you meet.
Marcus Parks 1:46
And we got hoser number one, Ed Larson.
Eddie Pepitone 1:49
That's right. I'm here. I'm visiting from
Ed Larson 1:51
America.
Henry Zebrowski 1:59
A. A. Perfect. A nailed the national character of Canada. B mm they don't like that word. B. That's not the one they use.
Marcus Parks 2:09
Yeah, and perhaps our coverage of Canada today will make up for how uh uh truly abysmal the Wolverine game is.
Eddie Pepitone 2:15
You don't like it!
Marcus Parks 2:16
I hate it. He's coming for it.
Henry Zebrowski 2:17
Wow, Rob's man too. He's
Marcus Parks 2:19
coming
Henry Zebrowski 2:19
for
Marcus Parks 2:20
it. I I hate it that it's the worst camera work I've ever seen in a video game. It is uh it should have been released a year from now after they figured out how the camera works. Wow, Canada's
Henry Zebrowski 2:30
gonna be angry! What the omega red
Marcus Parks 2:34
the omega red boss fight is already bad and then you make me do it a second time, fuck you. Oh no Is
Henry Zebrowski 2:40
this actually the fault of the Japanese? Let's get into that.
Eddie Pepitone 2:44
Who's that fault here? Who's the real bastard? The Canadians or the Japanese God forsaken Japanese.
Marcus Parks 2:51
No, fuck well, Vereen. I'm playing titanium court. That game fucking rules. Alright, I don't know what
Henry Zebrowski 2:57
it means. I don't know either, Eddie, but let's support him.
Ed Larson 2:59
I still I like I've been getting really into solitaire. It's on my phone. It's a video game. It's just you play it by yourself. And it's got You know who's super into Solitaire?
Marcus Parks 3:10
Clifford Olson. So, for this brand new installment of our long-running heavy hitter anthology of serial killers, we're covering a bit of a hidden gem in the annals of true crime history. It is. Today, we're covering the so-called Beast of British Columbia, Canada's own Clifford Olson. Over a period of just nine short months, from the fall of 1980 until the summer of 1981, Clifford Olson raped and murdered. Nine years.
Henry Zebrowski 3:43
No, no, no. He just garotted them. He just garotted them and left there.
Marcus Parks 3:50
You don't wanna know what was what he did with the maids of milk 'em. No. I cut
Eddie Pepitone 3:54
their tits out.
Marcus Parks 3:55
Nine year old boy. That would that would be fine. And that's eleven murders overall. But Clifford Olson's story is far more interesting than that of a simple predator. Olson was a true agent of chaos in every sense of the term. Considering how he conducted himself during both his murders and his extensive criminal career, he was almost on the level of a fictional character like the Joker. But there is another fictional character that could be used for comparison.
Henry Zebrowski 4:23
Of this first episode.
Marcus Parks 4:24
Yes. Personally, when I was reading about Clifford Olsen's childhood, I couldn't help but think that if Martin Short's classic and incredibly underrated character, Clifford, from the movie of the same name, if Clifford was a real boy in the real world, that little ball of chaos would be Clifford Olson. Can't you ever
Henry Zebrowski 4:43
make a normal
Marcus Parks 4:44
face?
Henry Zebrowski 4:50
Probably one of the best movies ever made. And if you don't think so, you're wrong, buddy. You are incorrect.
Marcus Parks 4:56
And and if anybody out there I'm I'm make I make up some. There's an R rated cut. If someone can find and release the R rated cut of Clifford, I I I I w I'll I I don't know what I'll do.

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