Last Update on the Left - Episode 11 - Return to Skinwalker Ranch
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What is the mystery behind Skinwalker Ranch?
That's when the cannibalism started.
I thought my belly was going away and then I ate a sandwich and it came back.
What do you mean?
I was doing the workout. I thought my little belly was going away.
It goes in and out.
And then I ate a sandwich and it came back out again.
That's how you tell you're really thin.
Yeah, it is. That means you're like a boa constrictor.
What bizarre phenomena have been reported at Skinwalker Ranch?
You know, if I can see the outline of the recent lunch that you've had.
B-O-T?
You got it! Incredible. I can see the ruffles of the lettuce. Am I talking about my belly going to be the start of this episode of Last Update on the Left? I think it has to be.
I think it has to be. Welcome. My name's Marcus Parks.
How did the Sherman family experience the ranch's strange occurrences?
It's me, Henry Zebrowski. And wow, we're back here again.
Yeah, I'm Ed Larson, and the update is Marcus now has a stomach. It's the best.
thing to happen to the show i like them a little i like yeah i get comfortable i and i am comfortable i am i had a bagel and then i had a sandwich and now i got a belly because i'm a little skinny man well guess what man if i have one sip of yeast my body expands but we're not just talking about our bodies expanding no no we're talking about the ever-expanding coverage of the skinwalker
Now, my first question is, aren't we all skinwalkers? Hmm. Because we have skin and we walk. No, but it definitely. Couldn't they think of like a scarier actual term than something that we all do and have?
What role does Robert Bigelow play in the ranch's history?
It technically comes from, it's actually, it should be the S-W word because it's actually an old timey ghost racist term for humans. Hmm. Yes, it is an old term.
Why, they think they're fucking better than us? Yes, they do.
Because they know where aliens live.
This fucking abandoned house was great before all these goddamn skinwalkers moved in. Grandpa.
Hey, I know I only died of COVID and I'm nine years old. But hey, listen, you got to keep up with the times, Grandpa.
What is the significance of the Skinwalker legend?
Sure.
Shower.
Yeah. Shower. The reason why they're called Skinwalkers is that Skinwalker comes from the old Native American legend. And I think Skinwalker is like the literal translation for... And I might be talking out of my ass here. You're not. I'm just thinking that it's like the literal translation of what the Uintah Basin people... I can't remember exactly what tribe it was. We'll catch you up.
You know that.
How does the current research at Skinwalker Ranch differ from past studies?
I'll catch you up right now with the Skinwalker Ranch. Just remember... It was a family, lived on Skinwalker Ranch. They would go ahead and experience, and it was a 500-acre farm in the middle of Uinta Basin, Utah. It is, this area of the world is known for its UFOs. When we covered this a long, not that long ago.
I mean, it was like six years ago, dude. Jesus Christ.
It is long. But if you go through all of the stuff like this area has years and years and years of various UFO experiences that have built up over time.
What evidence exists of paranormal activity at Skinwalker Ranch?
And and this one phenomena called the Skinwalker phenomena. So at the time, I forget the name of the tribes there. that you lived around the Uinta Basin.
It starts with an I. I do know that they did have a war with Mormons that was quite blunt.
It was really brutal. Yeah. Good for them. They wouldn't go into this area, this canyon. They actually won. they would not go into this canyon because they legitimately thought it was creepy and a part of what they did was they called the trail of the skinwalker said went through this area now skinwalkers are shamans magical people that instead of taking their magical responsibility to their community and using it responsibly and in a positive way they normally what they do is the final taboo
What are the implications of the hitchhiker effect discussed in the episode?
which is what Armin Mivas says, we talked about him all the time, but fonotabo, which is cannibalism, and what they do is they do some form of evil, cannibalistic ritual, where they give up their own humanity in order to be able to change form into various animals to do nefarious shit. Essentially, it's to kill or to steal and then not be recognized. It's to leave, but it comes with a host of other negative associations and bad juju powers. Yes. So they turn into like dire wolves and stuff like that.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the mystery behind Skinwalker Ranch?
0:02–0:31
2
What bizarre phenomena have been reported at Skinwalker Ranch?
0:31–0:49
3
How did the Sherman family experience the ranch's strange occurrences?
0:49–1:37
4
What role does Robert Bigelow play in the ranch's history?
1:37–2:12
5
What is the significance of the Skinwalker legend?
2:12–2:36
6
How does the current research at Skinwalker Ranch differ from past studies?
2:36–3:09
7
What evidence exists of paranormal activity at Skinwalker Ranch?
3:09–3:55
8
What are the implications of the hitchhiker effect discussed in the episode?
3:55–51:43