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Last Update on the Left - Episode 11 - Return to Skinwalker Ranch

09 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the mystery behind Skinwalker Ranch?

2.917 - 6.243 Ed Larson

That's when the cannibalism started.

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6.984 - 19.164 Henry Zebrowski

I thought my belly was going away and then I ate a sandwich and it came back.

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19.805 - 20.166 Marcus Parks

What do you mean?

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20.517 - 24.067 Henry Zebrowski

I was doing the workout. I thought my little belly was going away.

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24.267 - 24.869 Ed Larson

It goes in and out.

25.029 - 26.834 Henry Zebrowski

And then I ate a sandwich and it came back out again.

27.095 - 28.398 Ed Larson

That's how you tell you're really thin.

28.579 - 30.644 Henry Zebrowski

Yeah, it is. That means you're like a boa constrictor.

Chapter 2: What bizarre phenomena have been reported at Skinwalker Ranch?

31.607 - 35.758 Marcus Parks

You know, if I can see the outline of the recent lunch that you've had.

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35.738 - 36.259 Ed Larson

B-O-T?

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39.602 - 47.351 Henry Zebrowski

You got it! Incredible. I can see the ruffles of the lettuce. Am I talking about my belly going to be the start of this episode of Last Update on the Left? I think it has to be.

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47.371 - 49.913 Marcus Parks

I think it has to be. Welcome. My name's Marcus Parks.

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Chapter 3: How did the Sherman family experience the ranch's strange occurrences?

49.933 - 53.597 Marcus Parks

It's me, Henry Zebrowski. And wow, we're back here again.

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53.637 - 58.843 Ed Larson

Yeah, I'm Ed Larson, and the update is Marcus now has a stomach. It's the best.

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58.823 - 84.493 Marcus Parks

thing to happen to the show i like them a little i like yeah i get comfortable i and i am comfortable i am i had a bagel and then i had a sandwich and now i got a belly because i'm a little skinny man well guess what man if i have one sip of yeast my body expands but we're not just talking about our bodies expanding no no we're talking about the ever-expanding coverage of the skinwalker

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85.402 - 97.498 Ed Larson

Now, my first question is, aren't we all skinwalkers? Hmm. Because we have skin and we walk. No, but it definitely. Couldn't they think of like a scarier actual term than something that we all do and have?

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Chapter 4: What role does Robert Bigelow play in the ranch's history?

97.679 - 110.996 Marcus Parks

It technically comes from, it's actually, it should be the S-W word because it's actually an old timey ghost racist term for humans. Hmm. Yes, it is an old term.

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111.016 - 113.52 Ed Larson

Why, they think they're fucking better than us? Yes, they do.

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113.961 - 115.925 Marcus Parks

Because they know where aliens live.

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115.965 - 122.977 Ed Larson

This fucking abandoned house was great before all these goddamn skinwalkers moved in. Grandpa.

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122.997 - 131.471 Marcus Parks

Hey, I know I only died of COVID and I'm nine years old. But hey, listen, you got to keep up with the times, Grandpa.

Chapter 5: What is the significance of the Skinwalker legend?

132.072 - 132.753 Marcus Parks

Sure.

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133.334 - 133.855 Ed Larson

Shower.

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134.075 - 155.496 Henry Zebrowski

Yeah. Shower. The reason why they're called Skinwalkers is that Skinwalker comes from the old Native American legend. And I think Skinwalker is like the literal translation for... And I might be talking out of my ass here. You're not. I'm just thinking that it's like the literal translation of what the Uintah Basin people... I can't remember exactly what tribe it was. We'll catch you up.

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155.516 - 156.018 Marcus Parks

You know that.

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Chapter 6: How does the current research at Skinwalker Ranch differ from past studies?

156.038 - 174.152 Marcus Parks

I'll catch you up right now with the Skinwalker Ranch. Just remember... It was a family, lived on Skinwalker Ranch. They would go ahead and experience, and it was a 500-acre farm in the middle of Uinta Basin, Utah. It is, this area of the world is known for its UFOs. When we covered this a long, not that long ago.

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174.773 - 177.458 Henry Zebrowski

I mean, it was like six years ago, dude. Jesus Christ.

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177.438 - 189.139 Marcus Parks

It is long. But if you go through all of the stuff like this area has years and years and years of various UFO experiences that have built up over time.

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Chapter 7: What evidence exists of paranormal activity at Skinwalker Ranch?

189.68 - 199.018 Marcus Parks

And and this one phenomena called the Skinwalker phenomena. So at the time, I forget the name of the tribes there. that you lived around the Uinta Basin.

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199.679 - 205.472 Henry Zebrowski

It starts with an I. I do know that they did have a war with Mormons that was quite blunt.

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205.492 - 211.765 Marcus Parks

It was really brutal. Yeah. Good for them. They wouldn't go into this area, this canyon. They actually won.

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211.745 - 235.828 Marcus Parks

they would not go into this canyon because they legitimately thought it was creepy and a part of what they did was they called the trail of the skinwalker said went through this area now skinwalkers are shamans magical people that instead of taking their magical responsibility to their community and using it responsibly and in a positive way they normally what they do is the final taboo

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Chapter 8: What are the implications of the hitchhiker effect discussed in the episode?

235.808 - 256.453 Marcus Parks

which is what Armin Mivas says, we talked about him all the time, but fonotabo, which is cannibalism, and what they do is they do some form of evil, cannibalistic ritual, where they give up their own humanity in order to be able to change form into various animals to do nefarious shit. Essentially, it's to kill or to steal and then not be recognized.

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256.513 - 268.735 Marcus Parks

It's to leave, but it comes with a host of other negative associations and bad juju powers. Yes. So they turn into like dire wolves and stuff like that. And oversized wolves is the thing that does come up quite a bit at Skinwalker Ranch.

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268.855 - 273.947 Henry Zebrowski

Yeah. It's a Ute Indian tribe. The Ute? Yeah. That's their name.

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274.288 - 304.864 Marcus Parks

The two Utes? But this has now been researched up and down. It is called the most researched 500 acre plot of land in the world. They've had several different gigantic paranormal slash not paranormal studies done in the area to kind of see where all of these various stories come from and if they are true or not. When will they stop? They won't because they are making too much money.

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304.844 - 318.681 Henry Zebrowski

Yeah. Yeah. And I think there's still so much to be learned out there. Like, I really feel like with Skimwalker Ranch, like, we went through it on our episode. Like, how many strange events happened there? Like, there was a, like, what was it, Bingo the Everything Dog?

318.701 - 325.469 Marcus Parks

Yeah, there was a weird-ass dog that did change into several different shapes. It was owned by the Sherman family.

325.529 - 325.81 Henry Zebrowski

Yeah.

326.07 - 336.131 Marcus Parks

And they saw UFOs very similar to Nope. Like, there was a lot of stuff in Nope that was straight imagery that was taken from Skinwalker Ranch that I thought was fucking awesome.

336.172 - 336.392 Henry Zebrowski

Yeah.

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