Side Stories: Devil at the Doorstep
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there's no place to escape to this is the last podcast on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes
Oh, what?
Can I do something? This is something I've always wanted to do, Henry.
You want to start like this.
I want to start like this, something I've always wanted to do. We have live shows to plug. We do. We do. We have live shows. You always just move past and the audience appreciates it. But me, I want to plug the fucking shows.
You're allowed to, but I normally don't.
Dallas, December 22nd. Last podcast on the left.
Bring your Catholics. We're going to spank them. And then... I would actually prefer if you left them home. March 14th. Unless they're buying tickets. Ryman Auditorium. Nashville.
Tennessee. It's going to be a big show. Coming in. It's going to be huge. It's the former Grand Ole Opry. We're in it. We're doing our show. Former. It was a Confederate church.
It was. And we're turning it back into one. That's right.
We get to go into a Confederate church and yell Hail Satan back and forth. You, the people at home listening to this, Henry Marcus and I, we're going to yell Hail Satan at each other in a former Confederate church. Please come join us there.
And then, of course, side stories. Huntsville. You know my favorite city. Oh, those Nassau folks. You can't keep me out of Huntsville. Fucking space nerd pieces of shit.
I want to see you goddamn UFOs, you UAPs, you and to me. What? Oh, fuck NASA.
I will tell you the truth, though, Eddie, is that due to some of their budget cuts, they already got fucked.
Oh, well, fuck you again. Yeah, seriously.
But we love you, but we do like you. If you want to come, just message us.
You're going to be on the list. We'll put you on the list, and we'll take care of you. We'll hang out because we like NASA.
But we don't like you. Hey, perfect. Honestly, that was great, Eddie. We do need to plug more up top.
Yes. We do. Once we hit the end of the show, people are like, oh, they're done. They turn it off. They never hear the plugs. And then they're like, when are you coming to Dallas? You're like, I was just there.
Because they don't sit there and they don't listen. But Ed, guess what? They're going to ask anyway. Yes. I know, and that's okay. And I want them to. I want them to know. Come see us live. It's a lot of fun. The show's better than ever. Please do. Come see us live. But before that, you're listening to Side Stories. And I am Henry Zebrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson.
Hi!
Thank you, seriously. Fervent enthusiasm is the style option of that sales pitch, and I'm proud of that. I'm proud of our energy. I'll take it down a notch now. No, you did a good job. Henry, I'm so sad. No, I can't have this. This is worse. I'd rather the rage. My pillow is soaked with tears. I'm going to beat you until you're happy again. Oh, please beat me. I know, now you're coming. Now you're just going to start coming. But first of all, that's one rollback. Second rollback, we want to say thank you to the nice emails I received from Lindsay Shookus. Hey! Our old friend! Our good buddy! Saturday Night Live addiction. Obviously, she said that it was edited around her. She's a lovely lady. Some of you made your feelings known about her.
The impression she gave on the Saturday Night Live documentary, on her personal social media accounts. She says, thank you. Please leave me alone. The notes were received. Yes, she says, thank you. But she is, honestly, she sent a lovely email, and she specifically said one of the nicest things I have heard, which she says, Lauren told this to everybody and drilled it into our heads all these years. Anybody that stepped foot on 8-H for that audition is funny. And that's like, it doesn't really matter. Like, nothing. That is... They never asked me. No. And it shows. And really, really fucking shows. So I want to say thank you.
Live shows.
And Eddie, you did a very good job. Thank you for supporting me last week. I love you. You're a good friend, and I love you as well.
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