Side Stories: Investigation Alien w/ George Knapp
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Yeah, you thick, bottom-heavy sons of bitches.
I think some of you are getting thinner. But I want you bottom heavy. I mean, that's how I like you. But it depends on what, you know, a lot of people get upset because they can't fit in their bucket seats anymore.
Yeah.
They can't go on their Green Lantern ride. Oh, my God. You got to be careful with that. But if you're having a big swing and tuck us. You got to have, you know, you got to be careful with Six Flags. You really do because they won't tell you that you're too big for the ride. You got to tell yourself. That's right. Because they'll just let you die. They don't care. They're teenagers.
They're not a sponsor, right?
I don't know. No, no, they're not a sponsor. No, Six Flags, honestly, I like that about them. Yes, that they don't want nothing to do with us. No, of course not. No, don't tell me what to do. Don't body police me. Don't tell me, but sometimes you might slide out of a roller coaster. Welcome to Side Stories.
Yes, and just before we get started, January 11th, last podcast on the left is going to be at the Coca-Cola Roxy Theater in Atlanta, speaking of Six Flags. Oh, yeah. So come enjoy us. We have been fucking doing this show hard, man. And we are ready to fuck you up. We're doing side stories the next night. Already sold out. Done. So fuck that shit. Sorry. Gotta come to the last podcast on the left.
They can hang out outside of Dad's garage and listen to The Door. Yeah, do that. Go hang out outside. That would be cool, honestly. That would make me feel good. Yeah. But speaking of big swing and tuckuses. The Claremont? Yeah. The Claremont. If you've never been, it's weird. We'll talk about it. Okay. We have a very special guest today. It's the first day of 2025. Wow. Catch that flying car? Oh, oh no. It crashed into that orphanage of abandoned Roombas.
Yep.
That's what happens. Oh, that's not good. So we want to talk about... Are Roombas land drones? Yeah. Yes. Carpet drones. Carpet drones. And we just want to preempt this. The reason why we did an intro to this is that this piece was originally going to be even of a larger piece for a UFO, big old UFO episode. But instead, the entire UFO world flipped on its ass. During this new gigantic drone wave that happened, literally started approximately three days after we talked to this extremely important man within ufology. It is the side story's curse. And it holds. So we are releasing this for today. We are gone. Yes. You got an episode last week. For no reason. Because we wanted to do that. It's a Christmas present. Yes, but this is, we're gone now.
I'm not here right now. I'm in Disneyland. He is fucking, and he's not, he doesn't even have a ticket. No, I don't. I don't.
He's just going. And speaking of being too fat for the rides. That's me.
He's starting to get there. But hey, again, they got to figure it out. That's why I don't go to Universal no more.
They kick me off the Harry Potter ride and go, fuck.
Yeah, man. And it's all because it's full of hate. Also, fuck Harry Potter. Yeah, man. It's full of hate.
We got into that last week.
But George Knapp is one of the most extremely competent people. I just want to hold him. I really do. I want him to be my friend. I wish he was my father. Yeah. But also, I don't know what I'd be like if he was my father. Yeah, worse. Maybe. I mean, you'd be more into the bullshit. I'd be with him. I'd be next to him. It would be nap and nap investigates. I'd be right next to him. I'd be the son he always wanted. You'd take his name? Of course. I mean, he's your father. I guess you don't have a choice.
I have to. Yeah.
But I would be his son. I would look after him. I'd cook and clean for him. I'd wash his clothes. I'd mend his clothes. And then we'd go on UFO hunts together, smoke cigars and drink scotch.
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