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Yeah, you thick, bottom-heavy sons of bitches.
I think some of you are getting thinner. But I want you bottom heavy. I mean, that's how I like you. But it depends on what, you know, a lot of people get upset because they can't fit in their bucket seats anymore.
Yeah.
They can't go on their Green Lantern ride. Oh, my God. You got to be careful with that. But if you're having a big swing and tuck us. You got to have, you know, you got to be careful with Six Flags. You really do because they won't tell you that you're too big for the ride. You got to tell yourself. That's right. Because they'll just let you die. They don't care. They're teenagers.
They're not a sponsor, right?
I don't know. No, no, they're not a sponsor. No, Six Flags, honestly, I like that about them. Yes, that they don't want nothing to do with us. No, of course not. No, don't tell me what to do. Don't body police me. Don't tell me, but sometimes you might slide out of a roller coaster. Welcome to Side Stories.
Yes, and just before we get started, January 11th, last podcast on the left is going to be at the Coca-Cola Roxy Theater in Atlanta, speaking of Six Flags. Oh, yeah. So come enjoy us. We have been fucking doing this show hard, man. And we are ready to fuck you up. We're doing side stories the next night. Already sold out. Done. So fuck that shit. Sorry. Gotta come to the last podcast on the left.
They can hang out outside of Dad's garage and listen to The Door. Yeah, do that. Go hang out outside. That would be cool, honestly. That would make me feel good. Yeah. But speaking of big swing and tuckuses. The Claremont? Yeah. The Claremont. If you've never been, it's weird. We'll talk about it. Okay. We have a very special guest today. It's the first day of 2025. Wow. Catch that flying car?
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