Side Stories: Pizza Problems

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What Thanksgiving tips do the hosts share?

Henry Zebrowski 0:01
Side stories. Yes.
Ed Larson 0:20
That's too bad. I'm already, I am already dead. I'm already dead. I'm a dead man. What should I bring to Thanksgiving? Dead man walking. Dead man walking. If you were going to bring a dead man. I'm going to say, if you're going to Thanksgiving this year, a good thing to maybe bring for the whole family is those dental dams. Oh, yeah. Teach your family how to use dental dams this Thanksgiving.
Henry Zebrowski 0:42
You're right.
Ed Larson 0:43
You're right. Because it's been so, I've never used one. I've never seen one.
Henry Zebrowski 0:45
You can use them in a... practically, for to-go food, for leftovers.
Ed Larson 0:50
I think that's a great, great piece of advice. Wrap all your leftovers in it and jam it in your wife. Dude, I think that that's a great, great idea. I think also, it's a good, you know what is really great about dental dams?
Rob 1:00
Mm-hmm.
Ed Larson 1:01
Is that it's a really, really good way to save yourself some calories. for the Thanksgiving meal, so then you get the pleasure and the taste of eating it by putting it... You put the dental dam over your face, you mush the food into the hole where your mouth is, right? Yeah. And you can chew it all around, and you can get the juices sliding through around the dental dam in your mouth, but then you can just spit it out, and that's called a safer form of bulimia.
Henry Zebrowski 1:26
Is that wrong? Is that wrong? Imagine... being, like, about to eat out a woman. And you're like, excuse me, let me get my... Hold on one second. Well, it's good to do. Technically, we can't be angry about it.
Ed Larson 1:39
You're supposed to put it over the vagina. That is the most graphic picture, Rob, to start today with. Oh, man, that is wild.
Henry Zebrowski 1:45
Wow, we are really happy Thanksgiving. I just postponed my dentist appointment. Hey, you better get back... Dr. Rees. If you have any extra dental dams.
Ed Larson 1:53
I think my south mouth has a cavity. They know what's going on. Welcome to Side Stories. I'm Henry Zebrowski. Sitting here with Ed Larson. He called out his actual dentist who does listen to the show. I had no idea what a dental dam was. I'm not even frowning against the use of dental dams. I think you should if you've got the fucking old school gangster bumps.
Henry Zebrowski 2:20
You got them on the mouth or you got them on your south mouth? fucking wrap it up. Wrap it up. I heard if you just throw it like a frisbee, it just attaches. Sticks.
Ed Larson 2:32
That's if you get it wet first. That's why foreplay is extremely important. We do eight play. That is an R. Kelly bit. Is it? Yeah, 12 play.
Henry Zebrowski 2:42
Oh, well, I don't go that far. That's for R. Kelly.
Ed Larson 2:48
He could have calmed some of that down, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Henry Zebrowski 2:50
Definitely at least nine plays. No, I mean, let's go on seven plays. If we could.
Ed Larson 2:57
He's too randy.
Henry Zebrowski 2:58
Well, we're going to be in Brooklyn.
Ed Larson 3:00
We are.
Henry Zebrowski 3:01
We are going to be in Brooklyn next week. King's Theater. King's Theater on December 7th. Last podcast on the left. It's going to be so much fun. That place is gigantic.
Ed Larson 3:10
We still got like a million tickets to sell.
Henry Zebrowski 3:12
We've sold 2,000 tickets, and there's still so many tickets. So if you're there, come hang out. It's going to be wild.
Ed Larson 3:18
We're going to have a blast. All of our friends are going to be there. We're going to be hanging out.
Henry Zebrowski 3:20
Biggest show of the year.
Ed Larson 3:21
We're going to have a blast. And then Philly's completely sold out, so you can't see it.
Henry Zebrowski 3:24
But also, we're going to be here in L.A. on the 21st of December. Welcome. Come see Classy Night Out. It's going to be a lot of fun. I got some good bookings.
Ed Larson 3:33
I just booked Blair Sochi. It's very, very thick. I think I accidentally also booked another person as well.
Henry Zebrowski 3:38
We got a stacked show. We really do. We're going to have to combine acts or something.
Ed Larson 3:42
We're going to figure something out, but it's going to be a hell of a barn burner. Come on down December 21st at the Masonic Lodge in Los Angeles at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery.
Henry Zebrowski 3:49
And the last one, last one is January 11th. We're going to be in Atlanta at the Coca-Cola Roxy. I can't wait for that show. I've never been to Atlanta other than to see Tom Petty, and he's fucking dead.
Ed Larson 3:59
Dude, we are going to go to Gun Show. Gun Show? Gun Show is my favorite restaurant. One of my favorite restaurants in the country. Really? It's wonderful. All right. There's a bunch of stuff we can go do. I want to go to Gun Show. If you're hearing this, Kevin Gillespie, I know you listen sometimes. We need a resi, though.

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