Are We Getting Dumber? | Ep 003 - Lemonade Stand π
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Did you know that if you go to x.com, the everything app, and you submit the winning college basketball bracket for March Madness, you could win a trip to Mars. This is a real thing that's on Twitter. And so what I'm thinking is because we have a big audience now, if every one of our viewers, we all submit a different bracket, but we put Atriox's name, then one of us will win, and then Elon will kidnap him and send him to Mars, and we'll finally be rid of you.
Is that what you're thinking? Because you know what I'm thinking? I think after our episode last week where you defended Elon Musk, he reached out and hired you as an ad man to promote his various... And he's like, don't worry, whatever is submitted, he will win the contest. I do like that it says win a free trip to Mars, but then after that, best bracket wins 100K. So do you get both, or does it imply that if you put together the best... Are you going to show up to Mars with no money? Are you going to be broke? I would hate to be broke. No, he puts it on Mars.
It's like Ready Player One. That's where he leaves his inheritance on Mars, and then the rest of humanity has to go get it.
He's been weirdly quiet about Mars. Have you noticed in the past few years? Because he kind of... You know the whole thing with him blowing past Tesla deadlines? He used to be blowing past the Mars deadline. And we'd be like, we're going to Mars this year. We're going to Mars this year. He did say something. And we've left it behind. I think today. He said Mars in... 20 years, maybe 30. I'm only kidding.
He said it was like five years.
That's four years ago.
Like four years ago.
Finally, a realistic timeline. I was talking, we have this Discord now that we started the show, and I think I put in that chat, I was like, as much as an Elon hater as I am, part of me gets excited every time he drops the Mars deadline. Oh, dude, I mean, the Mars would be sick.
I want that to happen in my lifetime. It would be sick to go. You, like, no matter how much you hate Elon, like, you've got to admit that when the starship caught with the two chopsticks and the spaceship landed. It was awesome. Cinema, right?
Yeah, it was cinema. Oh, so good. I mean, the win-win would be if Elon goes to Mars.
Did I get my dream and he's farther away from me? Elon and H-Rock and Mars together. You two chopping it up.
A buddy cop film where we have to learn to get along? And you have 100K in your pocket. Because I won the March Madness bracket. Telling your kids, I showed up, Mars, only 100K in my pocket. Turns out you couldn't buy anything with it. And I built this future for us. I do have a few topics I want to list for the audience before we get into them. I don't want to hear it. Stop. Pause. You don't even want to. No, before you tell me these topics. What? This is a nice thing that I'm doing. I need to do a nice thing for you. Okay? Oh. I need to do a nice thing for you. And that nice thing is that we need to talk. about safe spaces. I think... Actually, yeah, I think Perry has this thing. I think we need to talk about how you need to use an iPad. Okay. You need to figure out how to use iPads.
This is the hostility. You're bringing that over from the other podcast. Now, if you guys don't know at home, Aiden is also part of another podcast called The Yard. Okay, I'm happy to say their name. And they bully him a lot. And I didn't notice this, but they pointed this out. I don't know if you could pull up the tweet from, let's watch this. Let's watch this real quick. This is where they show up. I use Google Translate to talk to my Uber driver. I know, I know. Okay, freeze frame right there. He says, I use Google Translate to talk to my Uber driver and then pauses like a dog that's about to be beaten. They make fun of him so much for just talking to Uber drivers on that podcast. They make fun of me for talking to people.
Period. So I was just like, instinctively, I was like, yep, let it hit. And then you guys just didn't say anything. Look at his face. He's afraid. You don't have to be afraid here is what I'm trying to tell you.
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