Ep 528 - Magic Burrito (feat. Nate Jackson)
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the wild wild west oh hell yeah nate jackson dude making it easy for me bro you got the name tag on god damn dude it's awesome shut up to work bro little narcissistic jacket my bad dude so i um i saw your your clip and i think you took it down with a freaky ass little boy I don't know. I think it's up. Is it up? I couldn't find it. I was trying to show my wife.
The one that's like air eating?
Yeah, where the kid's like licking. He just keeps licking. Air coochie?
Yeah.
So that's still up. I thought it was down. After I watched it, I was like, oh, maybe he has like a tick or something.
No, he didn't have a tick. What was he doing? He was just a badass little kid that saw himself on the screen. Same thing I would have did if I was a kid. The exact same thing. I'm like, you know what I'm saying? Literally.
Yeah, I remember he was with like an older, I guess it was his parents or grandparents. Yeah, and he was just eating. It was just like the focused thing you're talking to. I think his grandfather and he just, this little kid started just going.
Yeah, that's pretty funny, though. Either way. I'm telling you. No, I'm doing like two, three posts a day.
Oh, so it got buried. It's right there. The freaky-ass little boy.
The young and freaky.
The young and freaky, that's what it was.
For sure, it's right there. People are like, somebody just randomly decided that he had Tourette's. And I was like, he super didn't. And somebody wrote me. I think he did, dude. Hey, all clips associated with Keaton are perfectly fine to post. And I was like, wait, but who's Keaton? They're like the little boy.
Freaky-ass little boy.
They had to remind me. And I was like, oh, okay, bet.
Oh, so they got the okay.
They wrote me. It was like, just so you know, it's okay to use the post.
Yeah. It was fun.
I watched it, and he was doing those little faces. But nah, man.
That's what I thought. I thought he genuinely did have, like, a tick.
Right. But have you also seen every other little black kid that sees himself on a screen? You know what I mean? He got one response, and he was like, oh, here we go.
Yeah. He started wigging out. True. Look, he was there. You know, he was there, and he was licking the air. And it did, like, change. Because I was watching, like, what the fuck is this kid doing? And he was just licking the air. And then once he started talking about him, he started like. He was killing. That's what was happening. He was murdering. The motherfucker had timing and everything.
Every time I had just any little gap or a pause or me taking a breath, he was like, let me fill that space. And I'm not looking at the screen. I just see the explosion. I'm like, what am I missing? I turn around, and there he is. I'm like, oh, hell no. Yeah. He was young, too, man. He was like five. I don't know why people do that.
Yeah, when they bring a five-year-old out. It's like the casino. You see the casino.
Literally, he probably did the origin story of a comic from 2055. True. Well, thanks for coming, bro. No, man. Thank you for having me.
Appreciate you for coming here.
I wanted to do this real bad. Really? I've been on the road for hella days. I could have been home right now.
I know, dude. I really appreciate that.
I left and I came back because I'm here for this.
I didn't think, yeah. I was like, when you were going.
Other people are like, hey, I'm in Austin for something else. And if I swing through. No, I flew my ass here. from a gig to be here to do this. I wanted to do this.
I appreciate you, man.
It's a big deal. Thank you, man. I feel blessed to be here.
Yeah, dude. We're fucking forging a connection. I feel fucking blessed as hell. I feel more blessed.
I'm hard as fuck right now.
Dude, my fucking ass is wet, dude. I'm just going to go the other way. See how it happens? Do you see what I'm saying? I know. I actually do get freaky as hell. By the way, we're just jumping in. How freaky would you say you are? I don't give a shit.
There's a spectrum to freakiness, right?
That's what I'm saying, how freaky. I mean, really, gay is the end of it. You just get gay at the end.
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