Ep 531 - Bluesky (feat. Billy)
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What is Bluesky and why is it trending?
the wild wild west hey i don't want to lose again oh just give me the word sean oh it sounds like they're chanting and i'm sorry i fucked up the clap my bad i shouldn't Is it good? We'll be able to identify the trip in the editing room. We should do a nonverbal episode where we all just go... Primal? Totally primal. That's a better way to put it. Primal screams? That's probably what's been happening here the last few months. That's a black caveman. Please speak on it so they don't think I'm just being a white racist. I thought it was hilarious. Thank you very much.
Bro, no, you can't talk about it. White comedians.
Never speak on white comedians.
That's law. That's law, bro. Y'all are done. That's law. Kendrick Lamar is joining The View as their sixth host.
He looks like whoopies. That's what I was going to say about him there.
Fuck.
I was literally, I was like, oh, we'll save it for the pod. I was like, Lemaire's political views line perfectly with the view. He's like, Israel needs to defend itself. That's why we need Kamala. I mean, dude, could we get him on? Could we get him on The View? What would it take? To get La Mer on The View? I mean, we could just knock out Whoopi. Fucking have La Mer. Shave La Mer's face.
Take the chair.
Shave the side of La Mer's hair and his face and he might be on there. Oh, fuck. That's love. What the fuck are you guys talking about? secret stuff all right oh my god yeah he's got a dude i i don't know why he when did he become like the ruler of everybody sucks dude kendrick lamar uh we have a black president it's jay-z kendrick lamar needs to stand down dude jay-z started sacrificing he'll sue you he will he came at poor uh pierce morgan the beehive bro huh fuck him and the beehive what i don't fuck with them Once I opened up for the DNC, shout out LaMere, I was like, dude, these people are scumbags. LaMere wanted a mama love. LaMere cried with mama love. Before, before I get out of here. The tweet I heard around the world. Before, before I get out of here.
One of the all-time lamest tweets. It wasn't that bad, dude. It wasn't that bad, dude. You had a tweet right before it, before I get out of here. Then you had another tweet after that, before, before I get out of here. I'm still tweeting though. What was the full tweet? Do you remember what the tweet was? Before I get out of here. No, it was about China won because Trump won. Where did you get such an idea from? Watches Wrestling in the View. Dude, I didn't know wrestling fans were all liberal.
I didn't know that either.
I thought for sure they'd be the boys.
I think... I just think there's no in between.
Every time someone trashes me on Twitter, I click it and it's like, yeah, it's cartoon wrestling. What? Every time. They're very binary. It's either far right or far left. Or you're a Nazi guy with Down syndrome.
I could see becoming a staunch feminist being a wrestling fan. But guys, for real, these women are strong as hell.
China? Yeah, all of them. Yeah, all the divas. Women are jacked and have big, huge butts. They can do whatever they want. I think they just do exactly what their parents do. what do you mean the bros it's like if you have a lot more parents you're just a drag queen down syndrome kid or it's like oh you're talking about people with down syndrome yeah yeah that's now they get those guys are making some choices they have a lot of choices they're stubborn as fuck They make any choice and it's over. That's their choice. Same here. I'd love to see him form like a real political block. It would be great. It's where like politicians would have to like start pandering. Yeah, we're going to have wrestling again. It's a government mandate. There will be 10 new Shreks by the year 2035. There will be 20 new Shreks. That'd be nice. They'd win.
They'd get mobilized.
They would definitely get mobilized. So what happened, man? The house was a little stinky when we walked in. The what? Oh, yeah. I remember that smell. I haven't been here... The last time I was here was when I did Trompo and Kill Tony. It's sitting in the bathroom. I literally just took my clothes off and left. Your clothes are sitting there? Yeah, they're just still sitting there.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is Bluesky and why is it trending?
0:00–7:39
2
What are the comedic perspectives on race and politics?
7:39–17:43
3
How do comedians view the current political landscape?
17:43–1:23:23
4
How do comedians approach sensitive topics?
37:45
5
What is the significance of the Democratic National Convention?
19:19–1:23:23