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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 532 - Dark Queen & Cuck King (feat. Adrienne Iapalucci)

Mon, 25 Nov 2024

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Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Watch Adrienne's new special 'The Dark Queen' on Netflix now!! Support Adrienne @ https://www.adrienneiapalucci.com/ Go See Matt Live in Irvine CA this Wknd @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com - New Tour Just Announced Good evening everyone. Here's another hot cast for you guys. Cusk and the dark queen at the podiums. Go check out Adrienne's new spesh on netflix now. No ads this week. It's a Thanksgiving treat! Please enjoy. God Bless. Go See Shawn Gardini Live if you want @ https://www.shawngardini.com/ Go See Lemaire Lee @ https://lemairelee.fun/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?

0.149 - 4.955 Matt McCusker

Wow, wow, Wes. Thank you for doing the podcast. Thanks for having me. Thank you for doing my professional broadcast.

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5.175 - 8.158 Adrienne Iapalucci

I love it. I'm counting this as exercise that I'm standing the whole time.

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8.258 - 19.61 Matt McCusker

You'll feel it tomorrow. I like, I swear to God, I wake up the next morning. I'm like, dude, did I like work all day? I'm like, technically I worked, but I'm like, I never feel like physically exerted. Like I exerted myself and I'm like, I feel like I'm putting in an honest day when I stand on the podium.

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19.63 - 24.933 Adrienne Iapalucci

You are. Even just shifting weight from foot to foot. I feel like this is picking up me breathing.

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25.133 - 30.056 Matt McCusker

I know. It's a whole fucking thing. It took me forever to figure it out. Peas. I'm moving it away.

30.196 - 31.536 Adrienne Iapalucci

Can you still hear me if I move it away?

31.617 - 33.678 Matt McCusker

Yeah. Adrienne Appaloochee.

34.418 - 35.379 Adrienne Iapalucci

Yes. Matt McCusker.

35.399 - 38.02 Matt McCusker

Is it Adrienne or Adrienne? What do you prefer?

Chapter 2: How does Adrienne feel about her Netflix special?

774.364 - 790.604 Matt McCusker

old it was like an 80 something year old man just laying in a sleeping bag on the floor in his like room just kind of just like kind of like not whimpering but just he wasn't resting he was like moving around a lot and I just like looked in his room and was like Jesus fucking Christ and I was with a guy to like show him the place

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791.605 - 802.032 Matt McCusker

And I was there to like see the guy was like, you need to see the shit. This is fucked up. And I was like, this is certainly fucked up. I was like, how much money do you make a month? He's like $400 a month from Social Security. I'm like, you're going to keep living here, dude.

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802.152 - 808.937 Adrienne Iapalucci

Or go back on the street. There's a lady that's going to hype you up. This is so much better than that place.

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809.818 - 811.038 Matt McCusker

Dude, you're free now, man.

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811.099 - 814.501 Adrienne Iapalucci

Yeah, you could do whatever you want. I mean, $400 a month is not a lot of money.

814.901 - 828.921 Matt McCusker

Yeah, it's not at all. I think the rooms went up to like six. They started becoming like $600. So that was like a big deal when those rooms were like $600. Sorry, my shit's all fucked up. Definitely doing lapel mics. I'm such a fucking idiot with my stupid ideas.

828.941 - 829.562 Adrienne Iapalucci

I believe in it.

830.143 - 831.805 Matt McCusker

Thank you. You're the only one who does believe in it, man.

831.845 - 836.11 Adrienne Iapalucci

I don't mind it. It's not that bad now. Once you get dialed in. Yeah.

Chapter 3: What controversial comment did Adrienne receive?

903.08 - 904.621 Unidentified Speaker 2

I'll just leave it right here. All right.

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904.681 - 908.904 Matt McCusker

Now I know about it. Now you know where it is. That thing fucking rips, though. When it falls, it's falling on me.

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909.124 - 909.524 Unidentified Speaker 2

It rips.

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909.624 - 910.045 Matt McCusker

It's heavy.

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910.065 - 911.205

That thing's like six pounds.

911.225 - 943.829 Matt McCusker

Everything's going to shit so quickly. Well, dude, I was pumped. I will say when I reached out, I was like, by the way, we're going to stand at podiums. People really were like, what the fuck? People get pissed when I tell them. And you were like, so gracious.

944.029 - 945.891 Adrienne Iapalucci

I've done podcasts in my car.

946.011 - 951.055 Matt McCusker

That's when you said that. I said, all right, we got a real one on the line, dude. Thank God. That's awesome.

951.456 - 953.938 Adrienne Iapalucci

What do they like? The standing up part?

Chapter 4: How do comedians deal with negative feedback?

1416.166 - 1430.131 Matt McCusker

That happens. People who go to the methadone clinic keep their methadone. A lot of times, if it's a liquid, they'll put it in their mouth and spit it back out and then sell the methadone liquid because you'll get high as fuck. If you and I were to party down on some methadone, we would get rocked.

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1430.191 - 1431.632 Adrienne Iapalucci

And then you spit it out and sell it?

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1431.652 - 1431.852 Matt McCusker

Yeah.

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1432.172 - 1434.773 Adrienne Iapalucci

That's crazy. Your body doesn't take any of it in? No.

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1435.293 - 1440.555 Matt McCusker

Well, you're a heroin addict. It doesn't matter. If you take a little methadone in your system, you're just going to get more done that day, I guess.

1440.635 - 1442.716 Adrienne Iapalucci

Wait, you put it in your nose and then spit it out?

1442.796 - 1455.744 Matt McCusker

Mouth. Now they give some people little pills, too. I know people would have methadone pills and you get sent home, you could sell those. But for a while, there was a liquid. They'd watch you put it in your mouth. You have to just like walk out and spit it back in a little vial. Now you can sell some methadone.

1455.764 - 1456.504 Unidentified Speaker 2

Crafty people.

1457.025 - 1462.651 Matt McCusker

They are very crafty. They also figured out not to. I'm sorry to hear you got addicted to methadone.

Chapter 5: What are the challenges of being a public figure?

1525.18 - 1530.423 Adrienne Iapalucci

And then his wife wrote me like an eight page letter to stay away from her family.

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1530.743 - 1531.304 Matt McCusker

Whoa.

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1531.764 - 1533.025 Adrienne Iapalucci

Yeah, it was very creepy.

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1533.065 - 1535.027 Matt McCusker

She's probably talking about how beautiful you are.

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1535.087 - 1547.277 Adrienne Iapalucci

I don't know. So he married her. She had two kids from a previous marriage. And that girl who's like 50 now is jealous of me my whole life because I'm biologically his daughter. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1547.357 - 1549.078 Matt McCusker

But you're 50. Yeah.

1549.299 - 1563.45 Adrienne Iapalucci

Let it go. So his wife was like, leave my Joey alone. I was very like Amy Jo Buttafuoco. So weird. She wrote me this letter. She's like, you know, you're an attractive woman. Why don't you get a boyfriend? It's like, I don't want to fuck your husband. Yeah. What the fuck? But I bet I could.

1563.47 - 1565.352 Unidentified Speaker 2

You think you could take him down?

1565.372 - 1566.753 Adrienne Iapalucci

I think I could wear him down.

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