Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 532 - Dark Queen & Cuck King (feat. Adrienne Iapalucci)
25 Nov 2024
Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
Wow, wow, Wes. Thank you for doing the podcast. Thanks for having me. Thank you for doing my professional broadcast.
I love it. I'm counting this as exercise that I'm standing the whole time.
You'll feel it tomorrow. I like, I swear to God, I wake up the next morning. I'm like, dude, did I like work all day? I'm like, technically I worked, but I'm like, I never feel like physically exerted. Like I exerted myself and I'm like, I feel like I'm putting in an honest day when I stand on the podium.
You are. Even just shifting weight from foot to foot. I feel like this is picking up me breathing.
I know. It's a whole fucking thing. It took me forever to figure it out. Peas. I'm moving it away.
Can you still hear me if I move it away?
Yeah. Adrienne Appaloochee.
Yes. Matt McCusker.
Is it Adrienne or Adrienne? What do you prefer?
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Chapter 2: How does Adrienne feel about her Netflix special?
old it was like an 80 something year old man just laying in a sleeping bag on the floor in his like room just kind of just like kind of like not whimpering but just he wasn't resting he was like moving around a lot and I just like looked in his room and was like Jesus fucking Christ and I was with a guy to like show him the place
And I was there to like see the guy was like, you need to see the shit. This is fucked up. And I was like, this is certainly fucked up. I was like, how much money do you make a month? He's like $400 a month from Social Security. I'm like, you're going to keep living here, dude.
Or go back on the street. There's a lady that's going to hype you up. This is so much better than that place.
Dude, you're free now, man.
Yeah, you could do whatever you want. I mean, $400 a month is not a lot of money.
Yeah, it's not at all. I think the rooms went up to like six. They started becoming like $600. So that was like a big deal when those rooms were like $600. Sorry, my shit's all fucked up. Definitely doing lapel mics. I'm such a fucking idiot with my stupid ideas.
I believe in it.
Thank you. You're the only one who does believe in it, man.
I don't mind it. It's not that bad now. Once you get dialed in. Yeah.
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Chapter 3: What controversial comment did Adrienne receive?
I'll just leave it right here. All right.
Now I know about it. Now you know where it is. That thing fucking rips, though. When it falls, it's falling on me.
It rips.
It's heavy.
That thing's like six pounds.
Everything's going to shit so quickly. Well, dude, I was pumped. I will say when I reached out, I was like, by the way, we're going to stand at podiums. People really were like, what the fuck? People get pissed when I tell them. And you were like, so gracious.
I've done podcasts in my car.
That's when you said that. I said, all right, we got a real one on the line, dude. Thank God. That's awesome.
What do they like? The standing up part?
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Chapter 4: How do comedians deal with negative feedback?
That happens. People who go to the methadone clinic keep their methadone. A lot of times, if it's a liquid, they'll put it in their mouth and spit it back out and then sell the methadone liquid because you'll get high as fuck. If you and I were to party down on some methadone, we would get rocked.
And then you spit it out and sell it?
Yeah.
That's crazy. Your body doesn't take any of it in? No.
Well, you're a heroin addict. It doesn't matter. If you take a little methadone in your system, you're just going to get more done that day, I guess.
Wait, you put it in your nose and then spit it out?
Mouth. Now they give some people little pills, too. I know people would have methadone pills and you get sent home, you could sell those. But for a while, there was a liquid. They'd watch you put it in your mouth. You have to just like walk out and spit it back in a little vial. Now you can sell some methadone.
Crafty people.
They are very crafty. They also figured out not to. I'm sorry to hear you got addicted to methadone.
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Chapter 5: What are the challenges of being a public figure?
And then his wife wrote me like an eight page letter to stay away from her family.
Whoa.
Yeah, it was very creepy.
She's probably talking about how beautiful you are.
I don't know. So he married her. She had two kids from a previous marriage. And that girl who's like 50 now is jealous of me my whole life because I'm biologically his daughter. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you're 50. Yeah.
Let it go. So his wife was like, leave my Joey alone. I was very like Amy Jo Buttafuoco. So weird. She wrote me this letter. She's like, you know, you're an attractive woman. Why don't you get a boyfriend? It's like, I don't want to fuck your husband. Yeah. What the fuck? But I bet I could.
You think you could take him down?
I think I could wear him down.
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