Ep 532 - Dark Queen & Cuck King (feat. Adrienne Iapalucci)

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Matt McCusker 0:00
Wow, wow, Wes. Thank you for doing the podcast. Thanks for having me. Thank you for doing my professional broadcast.
Adrienne Iapalucci 0:05
I love it. I'm counting this as exercise that I'm standing the whole time.
Matt McCusker 0:08
You'll feel it tomorrow. I like, I swear to God, I wake up the next morning. I'm like, dude, did I like work all day? I'm like, technically I worked, but I'm like, I never feel like physically exerted. Like I exerted myself and I'm like, I feel like I'm putting in an honest day when I stand on the podium.
Adrienne Iapalucci 0:19
You are. Even just shifting weight from foot to foot. I feel like this is picking up me breathing.
Matt McCusker 0:25
I know. It's a whole fucking thing. It took me forever to figure it out. Peas. I'm moving it away.
Adrienne Iapalucci 0:30
Can you still hear me if I move it away?
Matt McCusker 0:31
Yeah. Adrienne Appaloochee.
Adrienne Iapalucci 0:34
Yes. Matt McCusker.
Matt McCusker 0:35
Is it Adrienne or Adrienne? What do you prefer?
Adrienne Iapalucci 0:38
I guess Adrian, but I'm open to it.
Matt McCusker 0:41
Adrian Appalooch. I have a serious fear of mispronouncing people's names, so I just usually don't say them ever.
Adrienne Iapalucci 0:46
That's smart.
Matt McCusker 0:47
Well, people pick up on it. When you call someone, like, dude for the fifth time, they're kind of like, all right.
Adrienne Iapalucci 0:51
I prefer it, though.
Matt McCusker 0:53
Me, too. I don't think we need names. I meet everyone. I'm terrified I'm going to mess their name up. I'm like, hey, what's up, man? They're like, hi, Matt. And I'm like, all right, dude, don't show off, man.
Adrienne Iapalucci 1:00
Yeah, just be like, hey, what's up?
Matt McCusker 1:02
Hey, what's up, man? How you doing?
Adrienne Iapalucci 1:04
Also, if someone doesn't know my name, it's not offensive.
Matt McCusker 1:06
Some people get offended. You know comedians get offended about that.
Adrienne Iapalucci 1:08
Comedians get offended by everything, but it's like, I don't... If you don't know my name, it's like, I have no idea who you are either.
Matt McCusker 1:13
Exactly. It's perfect.
Adrienne Iapalucci 1:14
Yeah.
Matt McCusker 1:14
Perfect. It is nice. I will say, we were talking about this briefly, but the idea of like, luckily we met last night. I was happy we got to hang.
Adrienne Iapalucci 1:20
Yes, me too.
Matt McCusker 1:21
Because it's like, dude, meeting for the first time...
Adrienne Iapalucci 1:23
on a podcast is weird.
Matt McCusker 1:25
And then filming it. That's the worst part. Then you're filming the encounter. It's like love on the spectrum where you have to just like film like a terrible encounter and just be like, so what is your take? It's just, it's been a nightmare, man. I miss, I miss you. I miss my co-host. Oh, I bet.
Adrienne Iapalucci 1:39
He's going to come back. He's probably very excited. Yeah.
Matt McCusker 1:42
It's, yeah, I mean, again, it's like I, I've gotten to the point now where I'm like, I could just go get, like, I don't want to get a regular job, but I feel like I, if it happened, I'd be like, yeah, I had a good run. So every day is a blessing.
Adrienne Iapalucci 1:54
Why would you need a regular job? You have, like, a huge following. I know, but I. I'm closer to a day job than you.
Matt McCusker 2:01
Yeah, perhaps, but it's like, this is the way I think. It's like, you know.
Adrienne Iapalucci 2:05
What would you do? Would you go back to what you were doing before? You would, like, try something new.
Matt McCusker 2:08
I think I would try something new. Like what? Therapist. Therapist.
Adrienne Iapalucci 2:12
I think you need schooling.
Matt McCusker 2:13
I have my social work master's. I got my master's in social work.
Unidentified Speaker 2 2:16
Excuse me? Excuse me? Listen, I don't know anything about you. I know Matt McCusker.
Matt McCusker 2:25
That's about it. I know. That's good, man. I think that is a good thing. I don't know. So you have... You just got the Netflix special. Congratulations. That's fucking awesome. How do you feel? Do you feel like...
Adrienne Iapalucci 2:38
I feel good about it. I honestly thought people would be more upset.
Matt McCusker 2:42
Why?
Adrienne Iapalucci 2:42
I don't know. I guess because it's some touchy topics. I have gotten some like nasty DMs, which is fun.
Unidentified Speaker 2 2:48
Did you really?
Adrienne Iapalucci 2:49
Yeah. One lady, I guess, got upset by the Gaza stuff and she told me I was a disappointment to Hitler. Like I'm worse than Hitler. He would be disappointed by my jokes.
Matt McCusker 2:57
What are you saying? She's saying that you would have offended Hitler?
Adrienne Iapalucci 3:01
She's saying that my joke, first of all, she didn't even understand the joke. She's saying it's like egregious towards Jews. And I'm like, you don't even understand the joke. But also then she's like, you're so bad that you would disappoint Hitler. Like Hitler would think I was over the line.

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