Ep 550 - Blazer Tag
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What is the podcast recording from Blazer Tag about?
Wow, wow, Wes.
You. They said it couldn't be done. I know. They said it could not be done. Nobody would be crazy enough to do a podcast live from Blazer Tag. I know. I didn't know you could pull it off, dude. This is. Yeah, it turns out it was pretty easy to pull off. Yeah, true. Just had to rent that fucking place out. Yeah, true. What are you guys doing at 1 o'clock in the afternoon? On a day they're closed, we got blazer tag. I have glazer tag. God damn it.
I know it's a mistake to get up here.
God damn it. You got that blood taking out your little fucking week. I mean, yeah, it's hard to podcast knowing laser tags on the back end. What are you thinking about? We're going to be taking breaks, hit the tag, come back and report. What were you thinking about, Thames? I'm thinking fats versus thins. That's not bad. Fats versus thins is going to be nice.
You might be close to Thames. There's some true fats. Do we have enough fats? We have enough fat.
I think we have enough fat.
I think we'll have more than enough fat. But the fats are going to be camping. You're going to have to breach that room. We're not leaving. Although we could gas ourselves out. One of the fats. Spider could hit another blazer tag floor. Clear the room.
just friendly fire we might send blade we might send spider in his little suicide bomb you guys are gonna shoot him a lot but he's getting a fire i see him pre-loaded on the cheetos he's got the cheetos we're just gonna fucking go all the way did you eat a burrito before you came Thank God.
But what did you eat? I'm sure it was fucking catastrophic.
Empty belly with Cheetos.
That's a good recipe.
Dude, he gassed out my house the other day. Did he really? Oh, no. shit in the far room and it's and i was like fucking the sewage is fucked again i just had plumbers here it was so bad that i was like and it like it really fucked the whole house up it was an impressive dump was that when we thought he died that no that was this is the second dump he's taken recently where's someone my dog diarrhea in your house uh yes whoa that was clearly dog shit out of water too i mean who knows what he did in there
Damn, dude. Oh, there's my fucking gym shorts. I've been looking for those. Goddamn spiders wearing them.
I didn't know they were yours.
What was going on with that dump? What led up to that?
I just hadn't been dumping, dude. It was a fun weekend. You were blocked up. I was blocked up.
You dropped an insane one. The girls were there. They were screaming. People were upset.
Oh, my God.
We opened the doors. We had to open the doors of the house. You crushed the girls? Crushed the girls. Was it a giant log or like a pile?
No, that was a pile. It was multiple. It had to go back. How many flushers? Just one flush.
That was a one flusher? It's impressive to clear out a house in a one flusher. I mean... Yeah, we thought he was dead.
We were joking around. We were in the pool and we were like, maybe he's dead. And then we all kind of like thought about it for a while. And we were like, somebody should check on him.
He might have Elvis'd out. It was a long dump.
And then we had the realization that one of us is going to Elvis out. True. Between the squad, I think we have a pretty high – Speaking of Elvis and out, there's – Someone's dying on the shitter in that.
Reporting for duty, Team Pat. Team Pat reporting for duty.
Team Pat.
It's going to be tough for Pat because he's been losing weight.
He's still reporting for duty.
Yeah.
How did the Blazer Tag teams decide their strategy?
for duty team fat oh yeah that's gonna be camped though that's gonna be tough you guys will camp you're gonna have to breach the roof yes you guys gotta get the tactical position another reporting for duty What up, Pat? We're splitting up the Razortag team.
Anytime someone dies, they respawn. It's the Gulag. That's right, Skinny.
Nice. So, what do I do?
Oh, shit. Oh, I'm good. Oh, I guess I am on the Skinny team. Holy shit. I thought I was fucked. It's literally just Gardini, Matt, and O'Connor. There's no one else. We're outnumbered. You and me are competing, truthfully.
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