Ep 558 - Ay Caramba
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the wild wild west yo what a slap bro what a mother that was a powerful slap on there that was damn you're coming for gardini's job i know man surprised everything syncs up properly with his little slap We'll see, though. We'll see. Usually, Lemaire's about 50% on his producing skills. Yeah, there could be a major technical flaw. There's a solid chance that this does not have a video.
So, we'll see.
We shall see. It is a woman's world, man. I mean, bro, we're lucky to be living in it. We're lucky to be living in it. I can't wait until she comes here. I'm going to the tour. Katy Perry's, that was a good, I was expecting that to be terrible. The music video was great. Do yourself a favor and watch Katy Perry's Woman's World music video. I thought the one part was really powerful. There was one part that was extremely powerful, and me and the crew ran it back and started chanting, women, women. It is a woman's world. It was very powerful, just that shot in general. She's trying to tap into the drags. Yeah, you're talking about just by smashing it. No, not that, just making that song. Yeah, that's a good market. She also was a host on RuPaul's Drag Race. I've seen it.
Trust me, daddy, I know all about the drags. Every once in a while when it's a woman's TV choice, I have to watch fucking RuPaul Drag Race. You should remake Grease. That'd be a good movie. Remake Grease, but it's really all just drag queens and doing drag racing. But instead of the cars, they're just walking towards each other and being like... One of the drag queens on the last season was a bit of a greaser. Really? You're not far off, man. You've got a keen eye for the drag. And La Mer would obviously be the most powerful drag here. I would be number two. It is about size and girth. I'd be a mean fucking queen, dude. Yeah, you think La Mer would take the throne as the number one queen? If you watch the show, you'll see who they like. They like a portly fellow that does that. I'd be a giant, though. Because they wear, like, giant. Yeah. I'd be 6'7". Oh, God. Yeah. How big of a bitch do you think you could be? You know I could be a bitch. You've seen me be a little nasty bitch.
You've been around people when I was being a little nasty bitch to them. You go, God damn, that guy's being a nasty bitch. I could probably be one of the nastier bitches. That's so funny. I know deep down I'd be a nasty queen, dude. I got to get my flexibility up, though. True. That must be sick, though. Just being a girl and being mad and just being like... I have no repercussions. I'm just going to say the most off-the-wall shit right now. Oh, yeah. It's got to feel so good. And I'm... He'll forgive me in a day. Dude. All I have to do is say sorry once. In fact, I don't even have to say sorry. I have to just be kind of nice the next day. I know. I have to vaguely acknowledge that. And the guy that I'm dating or married to will just go, eh. Yeah. Fuck it. That's fine.
Yeah, I don't give a shit. I know you're fucking dumb. No, that wasn't directed at anyone. That was a joke. It is funny, though, just to be brewing, wake up. Dude, ever since I got my gun, I've just been so sassy. Really? Ever since the gun's been in the house, I've just been going, who wants it? Yeah, what's up? What's going on? Any bump in the night last night, clip was loaded. Yeah, you literally wake up feeling sorry for whoever it is. I might be scared.
I just feel sorry.
It'd be insane what would happen to them. I feel sorry for you right now. yeah i'm gonna try that i'm gonna do one day where i just wake up and no the cops will get called i'm not gonna hit her no i know but if you said not even say no no talk the way they talk to us the police would be there i'd be so true i'll be way more subtle though it'll be like what's the matter and i'll be like no I'll be like that all day. Just wake up and it's like, my arm's hot. Like what? I didn't get good sleep. Something's going on. My right hand's really warm right now. No, get off of it. Leave it alone. I don't want you to touch it. I want you to look at my arm. You see how long I can make it? You would start laughing. Whoa, if you did it to me? No, I wouldn't do it to you.
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