Ep 589 - Broke Mind Virus

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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

Shane Gillis 0:00
The Wild Wild West. All right. Hello. Hey. Hello.

What happened when Nate's brother passed out before the show?

Shane Gillis 0:04
We're live now.
Matt Chandler 0:05
Dude, how much does Nate's brother look like Dr. Uma?
Shane Gillis 0:09
I thought it was a good doctor for sure. When your brother walked in, and of course I know him, so that's how I knew him, but when he walked in, I was like, oh shit. I thought it was Dr. Uma. And then the good doctor, you guys were, you and your brother put on the fucking dipshit brothers.
Yeah.
Shane Gillis 0:25
You and your brother are the dipshit brothers.
Nate (guest) / Unknown (Nate's brother present) 0:26
My brother, I don't know how, he usually holds it together. I did what I do, but him, that was out of character.
Shane Gillis 0:33
Right before I go on stage, he comes walking through, puts his arm around Nate's shoulder, can't walk, going through the tunnel. I go get him a chair, we sitting down. I turn around, he falls out of the chair.
Nate (guest) / Unknown (Nate's brother present) 0:43
He fainted. He never hit the chair. I'm trying to put him in the chair. Did you pull it out and he just went over and like leg just still up on the chair.
Matt McCusker 0:50
That was like a medical pass out though.
Nate (guest) / Unknown (Nate's brother present) 0:52
Yeah. It was. Yeah. And Nate.
Shane Gillis 0:54
I panicked. Nate cried.
Nate (guest) / Unknown (Nate's brother present) 0:56
I didn't cry, but I did hear.
Shane Gillis 0:58
I go, holy shit, is he all right? And Nate goes, I don't know.
Nate (guest) / Unknown (Nate's brother present) 1:01
It wasn't that bad, but I did hear that. I was worried about him. He went down. I don't even know. Help. I saw him. I never see. I didn't say help. Ambulance. Somebody call an ambulance.
Shane Gillis 1:13
I was thinking about it for a second. I was like, I can't go on stage. Nate's brother just died. Yeah. The good doctor.
Matt McCusker 1:19
Nah, Shane AI stepped over him.
Nate (guest) / Unknown (Nate's brother present) 1:21
I did step over him. He's all right. I don't know if you heard it when he popped up. He popped up and was like, I wasn't on the ground. That was the first thing he said.
Shane Gillis 1:33
I didn't pass out. As fellow big guys, we were both celebrating the fact that his belly did not fall out.
Nate (guest) / Unknown (Nate's brother present) 1:38
Yeah, yeah, that was good. That was a good look on him. Because that could have been devastating.
Shane Gillis 1:41
He's laying on your side that big. It's like... It's got a slight curvature. It's a rough look. Yeah, he laid it on his back. He got lucky.
Nate (guest) / Unknown (Nate's brother present) 1:49
Yeah, it's two hits. He was hitting the floor. Your belly hitting the floor. Yeah.
Shane Gillis 1:52
I can't even remember. It was just. Leg in the air. Yeah, you were pure panic. Yeah. It sucks. Yeah. I mean, once he was good. He bounced back.
Matt McCusker 2:00
I was still on eight. Passing out sucks, dude. Passing out is sus.
Nate (guest) / Unknown (Nate's brother present) 2:05
That's what Jim Jones said.
Matt McCusker 2:06
I was watching Jim Jones' podcast. Dude, the old black guys are flying into the podcast game. They figured out the code. All you got to do is call each other gay the whole time. And they're making millions already. We're just doing it for a deck.
Shane Gillis 2:21
Welcome, brothers.
Matt McCusker 2:22
They're just coming in talking. They're like, wait, you pass out? It's kind of fucking gay. I never pass out. Fuck passing out. That shit's gay as hell. Fuck, that is actually my whole act. My whole act, dude. Now, old black dudes, they've been doing it forever. The Pauls. They're the Pauls. Pauls and each other is the best. Jada Kisses and Fat Joe's podcast is just so Fat Joe gets paused nonstop. He does.
Shane Gillis 2:46
He's crazy. He says the wild ones. Oh, he's crazy. It's almost like he's doing it on purpose.
Matt McCusker 2:50
I really think so. He probably has a staff of writers who'd be like, write me the gayest shit you can possibly think of.
Shane Gillis 2:56
But no, Nate's brother bounced back, and then Nate picked up the torch. Bro. He said, how can I make a bigger fool of my family? Absolutely. He was rolling around on the couch.
Nate (guest) / Unknown (Nate's brother present) 3:05
When you say roll, like, I couldn't have been.
Shane Gillis 3:07
You literally were standing right there. You'd fall over the couch like a scuba diver. Like going, oh, shit. You'd fall backwards. I didn't know you were that drunk.
Matt McCusker 3:17
We were on the plane together.
Shane Gillis 3:19
Do you know why scuba divers, you know how they sit on the boat and fall backwards? Yeah. Do you know why they do that? Look cool? No, because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat. Come on, guys.
Matt McCusker 3:36
Classic. Highlight reel 2025.

How did the hosts react to viral podcasting and 'old black guys' making money?

Shane Gillis 3:40
Joke world. Clip it.
Matt McCusker 3:41
Highlight reel 2025. Just run that back 25 times.
Yep.
Matt McCusker 3:46
That's what we'll do for the New Year's episode.
Just that joke.
Shane Gillis 3:50
Over and over for three hours. You can fall asleep to it. But you're going to laugh every time. You're going to try to sleep and you're going to go.

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