Ep 615 - Slim Goodie (feat. Sheryl Underwood)

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What is the main theme of the episode featuring Sheryl Underwood?

Unknown 0:00
The Wild Wild West.
Matt McCusker 0:02
Yeah. These are all your crew?
Unknown 0:03
Yeah.
Matt McCusker 0:04
See, it's the same way with us. Everybody work with crew. Keep confidences. Don't talk too much.
Unknown 0:10
No, they talk. These three are a problem. They get a couple whiskeys every night at the open mics. Not the open mics, you know what I mean.
Matt McCusker 0:17
But they tell stuff?
Unknown 0:19
Oh, yeah.
Sheryl Underwood 0:21
They fight amongst each other.
Unknown 0:22
They fight amongst each other immediately.
Matt McCusker 0:24
Well, no, mine started negotiating and gang up on me. I'm like, who the fuck?
Unknown 0:29
I would cut their heads off. The second they unionized, they're dead.
Matt McCusker 0:35
They're dead. This is no union. We're going to get along great. I'm going to try this with they asses.
Sheryl Underwood 0:41
It'd be like Napoleon's cannon right into the French people.
Unknown 0:46
Grape shot. Right away. Actually, I know Kyle from, this is a, so you ever hear, I talk about the time I was at the Laughing Skull Comedy Festival and I was in the green room and it was the men's US soccer team just lost. And one of the lady comics walked in and was like, the men's team lost, they suck. I guess they still get paid more than the women. And I was just the one guy who was like, well, that's because they're not as good. And there was one guy in the room with me that was like, don't do it. That was Kyle. Kyle was sitting next to me going, why are you doing this? And I was like, hold on a second. Had to be done.
Matt McCusker 1:34
You were trying to warn him not to say. He was like, don't. You don't need to do this. But why not? He is our Jim Kelly.
Unknown 1:42
We were in the wrong room for it.
Matt McCusker 1:44
Well, why?
Unknown 1:45
Because it was just ten.
Matt McCusker 1:47
Was it a bunch of women?
Unknown 1:48
Yes. And even the guys were women. The whole group, every single guy in there was like, well, women are just as good at sports. I was just like, you pussy, you never played sports.
Matt McCusker 2:00
Once you see a bitch get CTE, I have respect.

How does Sheryl Underwood describe her experiences in comedy?

Matt McCusker 2:04
I think they were born with it.
Sheryl Underwood 2:08
No, I'm kidding.
Matt McCusker 2:11
But see, to me, here's my feeling. If you want to be equal, you will be treated equal. And you don't want equal because equal is the same. And that's what everybody, I want to be equal. No, you don't. No, you don't. The time that a motherfucker get off the bus, remember we talking about the Pistons and Lambert and them. If somebody get off the bus and choke you and put you in the face, but we not even on the court. We just fighting in the parking lot. you can be equal.
Unknown 2:40
Yeah, I like it. Maybe the WNBA needs it. Actually, they've been fighting a lot. That's what got a lot of, that's actually what picked the league up.
Matt McCusker 2:48
Do you think that they, but I think that there are certain things, like me being a female comic, women will come to see a man, right, with a guy. It's difficult for a man to come to see a woman And that's why we end our show the way we end our show. It's an hour and a half of men ain't shit. So what guy is going to bring a group of his friends to go, let's go see some women, bash us for an hour and a half, and pay for it, and get two drinks and some chicken wings? What man wants to do that?
Unknown 3:19
Gay guys. Yeah, there's some gay guys and sickos. Pretty true, though. Gay guys and sickos. Maybe those guys are into that.
Matt McCusker 3:26
See, I know gay men that... I get along better with a certain type of energy, right? But I know gay men that don't want to be represented the way the stereotype is. I know gay men that fix cars. I know gay men- Are you gay?
Unknown 3:48
No. Yes.
Matt McCusker 3:49
I've been saying that, it's so cute.
Unknown 3:51
He's fighting allegations. Yeah, they just- He twerked at Drake's. I didn't twerk. I forgot he twerked at Drake's.
Shane Gillis 3:58
I didn't twerk.
Unknown 3:59
At Drake's party. Yes, he twerked at it. I nodded a little bit. I had to grab him. I go, no, no, no.
Matt McCusker 4:04
You were twerking at Drake's?
Unknown 4:06
Hold on a sec. Were you dancing when Sexy Red came on and I had to grab you and go, dude.
Shane Gillis 4:12
But I wasn't twerking.

What insights does Sheryl share about the challenges of being a female comic?

Shane Gillis 4:14
It was just the vibe. You was doing your version of twerking. Yes. I do have a little move I bust out, but it wasn't.
Matt McCusker 4:21
You was doing the Humpty dance.
Shane Gillis 4:22
It was before Sexy Red came on. It was while Sexy Red was on. Then the DJ pivoted to Sexy Red. You was doing the Humpty dance. I was.
Sheryl Underwood 4:31
The key question is how low did you go?
Shane Gillis 4:34
I didn't go low at all. I didn't drop it one inch.
Don't make that face.

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