Ireland, License Plates, Lunatics | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-19-26
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Got an acting gig over here. I'm out of the country. I'm over here in Ireland.
Oh, top of the morning to you. You know what nobody says in Ireland? Top of the morning to you. You go to New York, nobody goes, oh, I'm walking here. You go to Boston, nobody says wicked pisser or let's get some chowder. Somebody will say that guy's wicked stupid or that's fucking pisser, but nobody said wicked pisser. You know where they say all that shit? In the movies. In the movies. Anyway, did you see that fucking New York Knicks championship parade? Jesus Christ. Even the Fair Weathers showed up. They're like, I got to go to this fucking thing once every 53 years. No, it was a great thing to see. And it's also great that it's over now so you don't have to hear that fucking Alicia Keys song anymore.
Jesus Christ. Oh, my God, that fucking song. Over, you know, when I was doing Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross, every time I fucking was cutting over to my apartment, I had to walk through. We were writing Times Square, and I would come out, and every fucking day, New York. I mean, Jesus Christ. That would be like every time, the whole time you're on the fucking Freedom Trail in Boston, they would play that stupid song. I love that dirty water or that stupid I'm shipping up to Boston song. Do they ever let the people pick the fucking song? Why can't the citizens? Can we have our fucking say in anything? Can we pick a goddamn song? Or can you retire a song? And just be like, okay, okay, okay, okay. We get it. We get it.
You know? Somebody's got to write a new New York song. They did the Sinatra one to death and now it's the Alicia Keys one. They did that one to death. And then up where I'm from, they did the fucking Dirty Water and that I'm shipping up to Boston and I lost me leg. Anytime there's a fucking movie, I did fucking accordion every fucking time. Like everybody up there is doing some fucking jig, eating a goddamn corned beef sandwich on the way to get a bowl of chowder. It's just not what's happening. It's not the vibe. It's never been the vibe. None of that shit.
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Chapters
5 chapters
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–8:36
2
What does Bill say about arriving in Ireland and Heathrow airport experiences?
8:36–11:22
3
How does Bill react to recent sports events and parade crowds in New York?
11:22–1:01:34
4
Why is Bill worried about surveillance and chipped license plates?
1:01:34–1:04:01
5
How does Bill describe wealth, corporate power, and the idea of rehabilitating the ultra-rich?
1:04:01–1:41:47
Speakers
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