Palm Springs, Pancakes, Public Surveillance | Monday Morning Podcast 7-27-26
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What opening sponsor bit and routine does Bill use to start the episode?
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B-U-R-R. That's up to 50% off their subscribe and save deal. And if you don't love it, you get your money back. What are you going to bitch about? At MeUndies.com slash Burr. Promo code Burr. Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday, July 27th, 2026. Six, six, six, six. What's going on? How are ya? How's it going, man? You know, it's funny. I've done French... on this app for 666 days in a row as of today. Sick, sick, sick. I gotta listen to some Iron Maiden. Three, three, six, six, six is equals not evil, right? Isn't that how it works? I don't know how it works. I don't, I don't, I don't try to explain shit. I had an example of the umpteenth example of these fucking phones listening to you.
It's just so creepy that we just accept this. It's really funny. Didn't you think it was gonna be the government that was gonna be fucking watching everybody? It turns out it's just like corporations bundling all this shit. They were the ones who spied on everybody and then they were bundling it and selling it to people. And then the government was just like, oh shit, we can use that. And then sent them off in their fucking direction. These fucking nerds inventing these apps. Worst people on the planet. Greedy fucking motherfuckers. Slamming the door behind them. Nobody else makes money. I make all the money. And they're fucking nerds. What the hell was that fairy tale? Was it Wizard of Oz where they peeked behind and it was that little shit speaking into like a megaphone or something?
I don't know. I don't know. What the fuck was I just going to tell you guys? Now I'm yawning. Now I just lost my whole fucking train of thought. What the hell was I talking about? Iron Maiden. Oh, the phone listening to you. So, I don't know how I came about this, you know, whatever. Listening to music and stuff. And I downloaded this live album that that band Free did. in uh 1971 right before they broke up paul rogers simon kirk the guitar player who overdosed unfortunately and that amazing bass player the bass player is unbelievable a lot of people talk about the guitar player everybody it's like like that whole group was unbelievable unbelievable um and the drumming on it it's just it's just next level but uh i was listening let me let me look it up i was listening to the second song
on the first side of that album. And what I love is it's basically, it's a power trio with a singer. But as far as instruments, you got a bass player, a guitar player, and a drummer. And on the second track, first side, I'm a mover.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What opening sponsor bit and routine does Bill use to start the episode?
0:01–10:11
2
Why does Bill say phones and apps are secretly listening to us?
10:11–25:30
3
What was Bill's experience performing in Palm Springs and why does he consider retiring there?
25:30–29:43
4
Which Palm Springs 'Elvis house' story and mid-century design observations does Bill share?
29:43–57:44
Speakers
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