The Soccer, The Scowling, Running From Arrows | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-9-26
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What does Bill talk about in the opening and sponsor reads?
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Scottie Pippen. The guy who whistles with his fingers. Right? The other guy, what's his fucking name? Phil Jackson. Triangle offense. I'm actually going to be there at the Chicago Theater. I was telling you guys, rather than doing like one big show, I'm going to do like three at a cooler place, you know? Everybody wins. You know, I get to do more shows. Watch, I don't mind. I get to hang in these great cities. And I fucking, you know, I don't have to pay to rent an arena. Hey, it ain't cheap, okay, baby? All right. So I'm going to be at the Chicago Theater, man. Which, for my money, in the United States, it's the best... It's the best marquee in show business. I mean, it's fucking incredible. They used to show it all the time, too, whenever they'd have the NBA on CBS.
They would always show, you know, they'd show the Chicago River, you know, the one that they dye green or whatever, the Sears Tower. And then they would always show the marquee. I always loved that. So... My first time I ever played it, I played it with Jim Norton, Jim Brewer, the two Jims of comedy, and Dave Attell on the Anti-Social Network Tour. And I remember that show specifically because it was so amazing to be there. And then secondly, that was the night that the Boston Bruins won the Stanley Cup against Vancouver, the game seven. And I was upstairs. I still remember watching it as they were like, you know, you'd sit nail biting and it got down to like three minutes. I still remember I was upstairs in my little green room and I just went, oh my God, they're going to do it.
I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe that we were going to see them. It's the coolest thing. ever to see your team hoist the Stanley Cup like we finally got the thing. So anyway, speaking of dates, all right?
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What does Bill talk about in the opening and sponsor reads?
0:01–6:45
2
What tour dates, Chicago Theatre memories, and upcoming show plans does Bill describe?
6:45–23:33
3
How did Bill react to the World Cup and flags similarity jokes?
23:33–47:55
4
Why is Bill excited about workouts, family life, and summer routines?
47:55–1:05:56
5
Which classic movies did Bill watch and why does he recommend them?
1:05:56–1:15:41
6
Why is Bill mocking presidents’ scowling and wealthy speakers while discussing politics?
1:15:41–1:43:55
Speakers
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