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Why does Bill Burr prefer raincoats over umbrellas?
Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. It's time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning podcast. And I'm just checking in on you. I'm in New York City. It is raining cats and dogs. Which is something I'm not used to. I haven't been in a long time just to have a nice rain like this for the hell of it. You know, you forget after a while. You live out in Los Angeles. You live in a desert. You know, it like rains. Hopefully it rains when you're out there. And it rains for like a month. Rains like crazy. And then it does. It never rains in California. Remember that song? But boy, don't they warn you. It pours. Man, it pours. I never understood like what it meant. I didn't understand any of that. I remember asking my mother going, it never rains in California?
Yeah. What it really is, is it's the desert. It doesn't rain. It rains like once a month. So if you were confused about that song for the last 50 fucking years, I hope I undid it for you. Anyway, so I'm a raincoat guy. I'm not an umbrella guy. You know, you walk down the street and then you got to lift it up, you know, because you don't hit somebody in the fucking eye with it. And then you just becomes this thing, you know, unless you get one of the smaller ones. And then the smaller one, all it does is keep from your eyebrows up dry and the rest of you gets fucking drenched. So I just go raincoat. And I'm an older man at this point. So, you know, if they had raincoat pants like readily available, I would buy those, too. But only if they were like NBA tearaway style.
which is what you want. So when you show up to work, people go, you got on fucking rain jacket pants, man. That's when you fucking rip them off right in front of them. Like you're going in to drop 40 on the fucking Knicks. You fucking rip them off. And then all that fucking rainwater goes all over. You want to talk about my pants? What do you think about my pants now? Look at you. You need a face towel. But then what you have to have on underneath it. You got to have some fucking sick ass like, you know, badass clothes. And everybody else has on their rain fucking outfit. Because they bought a fucking umbrella. And they were all making fun of you, you know. Because you fucking showed up like you had upper deck tickets for the Cleveland Browns or some shit. Anyway.
The hell did I want to talk about? I saw some fucking good movies this week. I watched that Robert Duvall movie with Karen Black. Amazing, amazing actor. One of my favorites. It's called The Outfit. And dude, it's one of the greatest 70s car movies ever. As far as like, you're just watching it like, what the fuck kind of car is that? There was a car in there.
What are Bill Burr's thoughts on vintage cars?
I'm not good with the Chrysler, Dodge, Plymouth shit. But it was called a Monaco. A 1973. And it was like this... beige but more on the white side beige and it looked like they were combining an ltd with an eldorado and i don't know some sort of chrysler shit you know chryslers were always fucking weird to me i like their muscle cars but like their luxury cars had um they weren't cool They were like old man looking, I always felt. The Chrysler shit. And the Chevys were the best. The best looking. The Cadillac. You can't beat the fucking Cadillac. And Buicks were a close second. And then the Lincolns, you know... obviously the Lincoln Continental, the suicide door one, that one is iconic. But I don't like that one from the 50s where they got the lights on top of the lights and it's at like a 45 degree angle. It was the longest production car ever. Like the back end on that car is just, I don't know, I don't like it at all. But Chevy, man, I hate to say it, being a Ford guy, in the fucking 60s, the Impala, the Malibu,
what was that fucking top of the I guess it was a Cadillac but that's back when they used to have like you know I've talked about this a million times but I really wish they would get back to this shit because you know luxury cars they didn't make an entry model or an affordable fucking model you had to be successful you had to be crushing it to drive a Cadillac
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
Why does Bill Burr prefer raincoats over umbrellas?
0:01–2:58
2
What are Bill Burr's thoughts on vintage cars?
2:58–11:45
3
How does Bill Burr feel about fitness and elastic waistband jeans?
11:45–18:35
4
What are Bill Burr's comedic insights on language and culture?
18:35–29:31
5
What is the Patrice O'Neal Comedy Benefit?
29:31–1:18:34
6
How does Bill Burr approach his comedy routine development?
1:18:34–1:21:43
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