'What It's All About', Texas, 'Plantman & Blondie | Monday Morning Podcast 3-16-26
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What does Bill Burr mean by 'That's what it's all about'?
Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday, March 16th, 2026. Sick, sick, sick. What's going on? How are ya? How's it fucking going? Do you know what you're doing? It's something people say all the time. Oh, I'm just going right into it. I'm just going right into it. You know, I tell you, that's what it's all about. That's what it's all about. Oh, did you figure it out? Did you figure out why we're here? There's always something fucking stupid. I tell you, man, when you get home and there's a half-eaten sandwich there and a bag of chips and there's nobody there to fuck with your world, that's what it's all about. That's what it's all about? That's what it's all about.
The whole fucking song about that. Why can't people just say, you know, that's a nice moment. And considering being here is so goddamn fucking confusing. It's nice to have moments like that. And as far as like the overall shit. of what people are doing to each other that you can't even read about anymore because it's so fucked up. Like, I can't look at that. So if I can just have a half a sandwich, that's a nice little break. That's what it's all about. How about I'll take that? You know, overwatching the news. Jesus Christ, when was this fucking... And finally, like, whatever the fuck this is, it's finally leaving. And you leave me now. You take away the, who was that? Was that Chicago? The biggest part of me.
Baby, please don't go. You know, if she's leaving you, I don't think begging works. Okay. Okay. That's not why she's leaving. She's leaving because of some fucking hardcore shit that's going down. Either that she's doing or you're doing. So you need to fix it. I think begging works. Certainly not when negotiating with a car to get a new car, I would say. It's early in the morning, people, as you can tell. I'm all over the place. People, I don't know. I'm all over the place. You know something? That's what it's all about. Just fucking letting go and just saying what the fuck you want to say. That's what it's all about. You know, when you're sitting on your fucking back porch and the fucking breeze is blowing.
You know, and you see a little hummingbird fucking stopping in midair looking around like it just killed somebody. It's trying to see if anybody's ring camera was on. You know, that's what it's all about. That right there. If you're wondering... If you're wondering why human beings stick other human beings in vans and stick them in a fucking jail with alligators around it, that wasn't making sense to you. At least you got a little fucking breeze on your back porch. That's what it's all about. You know, baseball season's coming up. You know, if you can sit down, watch a couple innings, get yourself a hot dog, fucking an Arnold Palmer. That's what it's all about. Um, anyway, I just got back from Austin, Texas, man.
I got to apologize. I said that that was a dirty ass city. Um, You know what it was? You know what it really was? Was I just went to their Times Square, whatever street that is, 6th Street, whenever you do that shit. You know, or you go to New Orleans, you're like, man, that place is fucking shady. You went down to fucking Bourbon Street. You go to New York, you go fucking to New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of. Remember that guy? Remember how happy that guy was when he was singing that Alicia Keys song, standing on the fucking, standing out there in Queens. And he had the New York City skyline behind him and he knew all those words to fucking Alicia Keys song. You know, that's what it's all about.
Yeah, that's not what you want to do. Like you come out to L.A., you know where we're going? Right to the fucking Hollywood sign. Hey, let's go to Paris and go to the fucking Eiffel Tower. You want to do that? Let's fucking do what everybody else does. That'll be fantastic. Because you know what? There's going to be a nice long fucking line. There's going to be pickpockets. Someone's going to lose their passport. I mean, you know, that's what it's all about. You know what it's fucking all about?
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