Most Desirable Woman in Japan Quits Her Hosting Job to Marry a Man - Turns Out He’s a Scammer

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Host 0:21
There is a man walking down this long, dark hallway. To each side of him, there's doors. And every time he enters a door, he sees something that he doesn't really want to see. It's like a curse. He keeps walking 10 steps, 20 steps. He sharply turns to his right. He takes out a jingle jangle of keys. He's got a whole set of keys. He finds the right one. This takes a lot of time and keys are loud. So whoever's on the other side of the door, they probably are hearing him. But he doesn't stop. He jingle jingles his way until he finds the appropriate tiny little key. He sticks it into the keyhole, turns the knob right, swings open the door, and he sees the world's worst nightmare. What is on the other side of this door?
Co-Host 1:09
His wife.
Host 1:11
Yeah.
Co-Host 1:13
In bed with another man.
Host 1:17
You know, I think that's kind of cute that I said that's the worst nightmare. It's worse. It's worse than that. Think about something that would change your whole perspective of humanity.
Co-Host 1:29
His wife. In bed.
Host 1:35
with an alien, okay? So he opens the door and he sees two people. He sees two people inside this room. It's a tiny little room. It looks like a supply closet and it's in his place of occupancy. Wait, what do you call that? it's in his place of work this is where he works this is a supply closet he's just opened the door that you need a key to get into and he sees two people two middle schoolers he works in a middle school he's a teacher he sees two middle schoolers a girl and a guy and they are licking each other's eyeballs he closes the door shut he's walking away and they're running after him teacher let me explain we can explain this whole thing like i know it looks weird i know it's like we've got a retina you know interest it's not that it's not that we're just trying to study oncology no is that oncology no that's not we're trying to study ophthalmology okay however you know when you really like someone
Host 2:38
You don't even have to be interested in them romantically. You just like them as a friend. You take their hand and you give them a hug. That's a normal way of showing affection, right? However, the young people these days in Japan, we like to lick each other's eyeballs. It's the best way to form a deep friendship with one another. And the teacher is sitting there thinking this kind of... What's the logistic behind that? Okay, so it's actually very difficult to keep your eye wide open while somebody is licking it. I think it's like a natural reflex to want to close your eyes. It's very difficult. So the logistics is I have to keep my eye wide open and then you have to come and put your tongue flat on my pupil.
Host 3:18
You don't actually do like the licking motion. I don't think my eyeball is that big enough, but you just put your eyeball or you put your tongue onto my eyeball and leave it there.
Co-Host 3:29
I feel like that's like a... It's weird. I feel like it's dangerous.
Host 3:33
They call it worming. So all of these... Okay, this is... He's writing on a forum. This teacher is going on this Japanese forum, like a Japanese Reddit, and he's talking about all of the things that are happening at his middle school that he finds to be super alarming. This was the first incident. And he's writing in this forum. Now that he thinks about it, it has been weird working at this middle school because all of the time, random kids would show up with eye patches on their eyes. And it just felt, he originally thought maybe they wear some nasty colored contacts or something of that sort. He didn't know. He just thought there's some pink eye going around. It's likely because they're licking each other's eyeballs.
Host 4:08
The amount of students he saw wearing eye patches were more than half like the class.
Co-Host 4:14
More than half of the class is wearing an eye patch.
Host 4:16
Yeah, so they're all licking each other's eyeballs. This little post on this Japanese forum goes viral to the point where mainstream media news outlets in America start reporting on it. Japanese youth trend of licking eyeballs could be heading to the West. could cause potential blindness let's hear from our cnn top doctor reporter and then they they're like interviewing people and it's always a fucking eye doctor that's like yeah you should you probably shouldn't do that wait so so why why why exactly they're licking the eyeball again For fun, for vibes, for connection, for deep, soulful connection, for friendship.

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