Babysitting, Running Trainers & Peanut's Law
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Why is Joanne wearing expensive running shoes on a walk?
This is going to come up. This isn't? It's down to me. Okay. So everyone is just wondering, what's the crack with you wearing those really expensive running runners on a walk? Is that what you were going to say? Yes.
Did you get a lot of messages as well? I was out for a walk with Vogue yesterday wearing, what are they called? They have plates in them, carbon plates. They're running runners. What are they called? Flyers or something.
So Joanne, you were wearing your Nike Ultra Flys meant for running at speed. Yes. And I did think, she's walking very fast today. Yes.
Well, yes, Vogue. And I invested in a pair of those fly things with the carbon plates in them.
Can I ask you a real question, though? Did you know what they were for or did you buy them because they were neon?
Of course I did. People, I swear to God, sometimes the messages I get off people, you'd swear if it wasn't for the internet, I'd just be sitting in my flat eating raw chicken with a tit out. I do have... Some form of brain. So I think there's a general consensus in the DMs from some of the women that I just bought them because they're fluorescent. People were like, Joanne, you shouldn't be wearing them on a walk. They're running runners. Joanne, you should only be wearing them. They'll be bad for your feet. I ran to Vogue's. Let the record show. I ran at speed in my flyaways, whatever they're called. She was quick. To Vogue's. And that's why, as I've explained, I do a bit of running now. And because I like to throw money at problems, I decided to speed up my running by wearing little Fiat Puntos on my feet, which is what those bouncy yellow things are. I swear to God, if I was walking around Battersea Park with a tennis racket, I'd be getting messages going, Joanne, you know that's not for serving drinks. That's for... That's for Tannis.
It's just because it's an unusual environment to see you in. That's all. I have a secret life. Yeah, you do keep that very private. But now what I will say is the reason I think people went so crazy about that is because when I was away with Sven at Easter, I forgot my running runners. I forgot just any runners in general. And I had to... as I listen his feet are two sizes bigger than mine before anyone starts saying I have huge feet I'm just a seven I'm a seven a normal size but anyway I had to buy him I had to borrow his shoes and I was like you know what actually Sven do you know what he was like no don't do this and don't do that and I was like you know what Sven I'll fucking run in my feet I don't want your shoes he was so weird about the shoes that I was like I took the shoes off and I was like out of principle they were too big anyway but
But out of principle, I was like, you know what? Take your stupid shoes and shove them up your arse and get on the treadmill on my feet. And that's what I did.
He was very pleased when he saw my shoes, my flyaways. What are they called?
Fly knits, I think.
No, flyknits. Flyknits.
There is a shoe called a flyknit. Ultra flies, ultra flies.
Ultra flies. Excuse me. Slagging me because I said... Ultra flies. You're slagging me for saying flyknits. You said flyaways. Flyaways, yeah. That's the hair. That's the... One of the girls I married for a site has vicious flyaways. All I want to do is lick my fingers and pat her hair down. Sorry. Sorry. Ultra flies, ultra flies. There's great proportion in them, Vogue. Great proportion. They propel.
I just, I was actually going to try and change up my running a bit because I am so pathetically slow. But I just, I just, I can't, I cannot justify that price tag for me going around in them. But Spenny has them. So the two of them show up in the same runners and they're like, oh, oh.
Yeah, we had a great kind of flyaway chat, you know, it was really like from one flyaway owner to another. There was real camaraderie in it, folk. I thought you looked a little left out, to be honest. Now you might need to get yourself a pair. Because I've no children, I'm in a position to invest in every hobby I develop twice weekly.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
Why is Joanne wearing expensive running shoes on a walk?
0:38–11:59
2
What is the controversy over skorts in camogie?
11:59–26:10
3
How did Vogue's babysitting experience shape her views?
26:10–35:06
4
What is the story behind George Clooney's marriage rumors?
35:06–46:09
5
Why were 30 influencers rescued from a yacht?
46:09–46:29